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Song Parodies -> "Help!"

Original Song Title:

"Help!"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Help!"

Parody Written by:

Glynn Leaney

The Lyrics

Another coronavirus song.
HELP

Help, I need some money
Help, quite a lot of money
Help, you know I need some cash.
Help!

When I was working I was happy with my pay (I never need)
I never needed help from any one in any way (But since)
But since this crisis loomed I find I'm unemployed (And now I find)
Now I find I've lost my mind, I'm not too overjoyed.

Help me where you can I need a loan,
With no income I can't do this on my own.
If you can assist pick up the phone.
Won't you please, please help me.

I asked my bank but what they did was shut the door (They told me no)
They told me no, I had to go, and don't ask any more (And so)
And so I went back home to see what I could do (And that is why)
And that's is why I'm high and dry and reaching out to you.

Help me where you can I need a loan,
With no income I can't do this on my own.
If you can assist pick up the phone,
Won't you please, please help me.

When I was working I was happy with my pay (I never need)
I never needed help from anyone in any way (But since)
But since this crisis loomed I find I'm unemployed (And now I find)
Now I find I've lost my mind, I'm not too overjoyed.

Help me where you can I need a loan,
With no income I can't do this on my own.
If you can assist pick up the phone,
Won't you please, please help me.
Help me, help me ooh.



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