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Song Parodies -> "Wet Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"White Christmas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Wet Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Glynn Leaney
The Lyrics
WET CHRISTMAS
We’re going to have a wet Christmas,
I’ve heard we’re in for lots of rain.
In the last half hour
We’ve lost all power,
Our heat and light have gone again.
We’re going to have a wet Christmas,
It seems the rain is here to stay.
Though the skies are cloudy and grey,
Please don’t let it spoil your Christmas Day.
We’re going to have a wet Christmas,
I’ve heard we’re in for lots of rain.
In the last half hour
We’ve lost all power,
Our heat and light have gone again.
We’re going to have a wet Christmas,
It seems the rain is here to stay.
Though the skies are cloudy and grey,
Please don’t let it spoil your Christmas Day.
We’re going to have a wet Christmas,
I’ve heard we’re in for lots of rain.
In the last half hour
We’ve lost all power,
Our heat and light have gone again.
We’re going to have a wet Christmas,
It seems the rain is here to stay.
Though the skies are cloudy and grey,
Please don’t let it spoil your Christmas Day.
We’re going to have a wet Christmas,
I’ve heard we’re in for lots of rain.
In the last half hour
We’ve lost all power,
Our heat and light have gone again.
We’re going to have a wet Christmas,
It seems the rain is here to stay.
Though the skies are cloudy and grey,
Please don’t let it spoil your Christmas Day.
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