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Song Parodies -> "Take Me Home"

Original Song Title:

"Take Me Home"

Original Performer:

From "Les Miserables"

Parody Song Title:

"Take Me Home"

Parody Written by:

Glynn Leaney

The Lyrics


Hey, you there!
I've a car.
Must go home,
And it's not very far.

I'm too drunk,
Mustn't drive.
As you see,
Here's my key.
Take me home,
Take me home,
Take me home.

My wife's just given me a son,
And so I thought I'd celebrate,
But look at me,
What a state!
I hope that she
Is OK.
I've got to go,
Be on my way.

What's the time?
Time to go,
Have to see my new son.

Help me walk,
From the bar,
Through the door,
To my car.
Help me please,
Pretty please,
To my car.
Take me home,
Take me home,
Take me home.

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Pacing: 1.3
How Funny: 1.3
Overall Rating: 1.3

Total Votes: 14

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 5   1

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