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Song Parodies -> "That Necklace In The Window"

Original Song Title:

"That Doggie In The Window"

Original Performer:

Patti Page

Parody Song Title:

"That Necklace In The Window"

Parody Written by:

Glynn Leaney

The Lyrics

You have to be my age to know this one! Anyone done it before?
THAT NECKLACE IN THE WINDOW

How much is that necklace in the window?
The one with the diamonds and pearl?
How much is that necklace in the window?
I'd like it to give to my girl.

I've recently come into some money,
And though I am not very wise,
I'd like to do something for my girlfriend,
I know that she loves a surprise.

How much is that necklace in the window?
The one with the diamonds and pearl?
How much is that necklace in the window?
I'd like it to give to my girl.

The girl I'm in love with isn't wealthy,
She hasn't a bean to her name.
We've been going out for several months now,
Till recently I was the same.

How much is that necklace in the window?
The one with the diamonds and pearl?
How much is that necklace in the window?
I'd like it to give to my girl.

I don't want that bracelet or the earrings,
I don't want those beads or that ring.
I just know that when she sees the necklace,
It's going to make her heart sing.

How much is that necklace in the window?
The one with the diamonds and pearl?
How much is that necklace in the window?
I'd like it to give to my girl.


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