COVID HOTEL

I've come back from vacation,
But what's happened next is Hell.
To find that I have to spend two weeks at
A Covid Hotel,
I tell you, I find it so lonely darling,
I find it so lonely,
I am so lonely, I could cry.

The place is over-crowded,
There isn't a room to spare.
Security staff patrol to stop us
From going anywhere.
I tell you, I find it so lonely darling,
I find it so lonely,
I am so lonely, I could cry.

The food is pretty awful,
There isn't a lot of choice.
I've done so much complaining to staff that
I've gone and lost my voice.
I tell you, I find it so lonely darling,
I find it so lonely,
I am so lonely, I could cry.

If only I had tested
To prove I was feeling well,
Perhaps then I could have escaped from going
Through this merry Hell,
I tell you, I find it so lonely darling,
I find it so lonely,
I am so lonely, I could cry.

The moral to this story
Is don't ever go away.
The Covid hotel they put you in is a
Place you don't want to stay.
I tell you, you'd find it so lonely darling,
You'd find it so lonely,
You'd be so lonely, you would cry.