SUMMER FIGHTS

Summer lockdown, who would have thought;
Summer lockdown, that's when we fought.
Me and my wife, married for years,
Stuck at home, I'm close to tears.
Summer days used to be nice but now we have summer fights.

Tell me more, tell me more
When did all of this start?
Tell me more, tell me more
Was he such a big fart?

Days got boring, stuck on our own
He was snoring, I felt alone.
I'd fall asleep watching TV
I got mad, mad as can be
Summer sun used to be fun but now we have summer fights.

Tell me more, tell me more
Did you throw the first punch?
Tell me more, tell me more
Did it come to the crunch?

We tried talking, it didn't work
He was gawking, oh what a jerk!
She was mad, I don't know why
He's so sad, won't even try.
Summer came, we're both to blame for now we have summer fights.

Tell me more, tell me more
Did you come out on top?
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Did you want it to stop?

She came at me branding a knife
He was worried, feared for his life.
I sat down all in a heap
Scared him at last, the snivelling creep.
Summer craze all in a haze and oh those summer fights.

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Did it end up OK?
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Did you have the last say?

Things got better, though he's a nerd
So I let her have the last word.
And at last we made a vow
Peace at last, well, just for now!
Summer time now quite sublime but oh those summer fights...

Tell me more, tell me more.....