I KNOW WHO HAS!

If you wonder who has made me smile,
I know who has.
And if you can't imagine as it's been awhile,
I know who has.
Have a think as you may never guess,
Though you know his name and even his address,
You can't begin to think so I'll just tip a wink;
I know who has.

Yahoo
I know who has.
Gotcha,
Yippee,
I know who has.

Guess who's won the hearts of all around?
I know who has.
And do you know who's claimed that he's the best in town?
I know who has.
He's a guy who seems to have it all,
And if your luck is in, then he might come and call,
For he's the type of man who always has a plan,
And knows he has.

Who has wives in every US State?
I know who has.
Who makes every girl he meets his mate?
I know who has.
Who's the person who evades the law?
Who makes himself so rich by making others poor?
You might be in a mess, but I don't have to guess,
I know who has.
Oh, who's always gone and put himself around?
I know who has.
Oh, who's let so many of his girlfriends down?
I know who has.
He's the man you've always wanted,
But he'll then take you for granted.
It's his way, he'll have his day,
He always has.

Who's got sweet with everyone he meets?
(Oh, who's always gone and put himself around?)
I know who has (I know who has)
And who's the man who falls for everyone he greets?
(Oh, who's let so many of his girlfriends down?)
I know who has (I know who has)
Get in line to see the man I know,
(He's the man you've always wanted)
And if you play it right then he will make a show.
(But he'll then take you for granted)
And if you wonder who has got the hots for you,
(It's his way, he'll have his day)
I know who has.

Who has made my day?
For sure, in every way,
I know who has.
He has!