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Song Parodies -> "All I Had Last Christmas Was Flu"

Original Song Title:

"All I Want for Christmas is You"

Original Performer:

Maria Carey

Parody Song Title:

"All I Had Last Christmas Was Flu"

Parody Written by:

Glynn Leaney

The Lyrics

ALL I HAD LAST CHRISTMAS WAS FLU

I won’t ask too much this Christmas,
Just because last year was bad.
When I think of all before it,
Was the worst I’ve ever had.
You can’t know the way it was,
But I’ll tell you now because
Crazy but it’s true,
All I had last Christmas was flu!

I won’t ask too much this Christmas,
Just because last year was bad.
When I think of all before it,
Was the worst I’ve ever had.
I would love the taste of turkey,
Roast potatoes and the rest.
Having fun and pulling crackers,
It’s the time I love the best.
You can’t know the way it was,
But I’ll tell you now because
Crazy but it’s true,
All I had last Christmas was flu!

Oh, what I’d really like this Christmas
Open presents round a fire.
Playing games and singing carols,
Listening to a Heavenly choir.
Last year I was back at my home
Thinking how it used to be.
Wishing I was feeling better,
Stuck alone with my TV!

You can’t know the way it was,
But I’ll tell you now because
Crazy but it’s true,
All I had last Christmas was flu!

When I gave up smoking, nothing was the same.
I was growing grumpy and no-one ever came.
And though I’m not too wealthy, this year I’m feeling healthy,
Santa I can promise you a really good solution:
I’m going to make a New Year Resolution!

I won’t ask too much this Christmas,
Just because last year was bad.
When I think of all before it,
Was the worst I’ve ever had.
You can’t know the way it was,
But I’ll tell you now because
Crazy but it’s true,
All I had last Christmas was flu!
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