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Song Parodies -> "Don't Want Love"

Original Song Title:

"I Want Love"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Want Love"

Parody Written by:

Glynn Leaney

The Lyrics

DON’T WANT LOVE

Don’t want love, it isn’t sensible,
Who’d be like me? I’m reprehensible.
Who’d be like me, a nerd in waiting,
Got no friends, it’s so frustrating.

Don’t want love of any kind,
I have almost my mind.
I’ve been close to hara kiri,
I’ll tell you, it’s very scary.

I don’t want love, not of any kind,
Don’t want love to change my way,
To tie me down from day to day,
I don’t want love, I don’t want a fling,
That’s not what I want, don’t want love.

Don’t want love of any sort,
No intention of being caught.
Me, I much prefer to be a loner,
No-one wants a tiresome loner.

I don’t want love, not of any kind,
Don’t want love to change my way,
To tie me down from day to day,
I don’t want love, I don’t want a fling,
That’s not what I want, don’t want love.

Don’t try it on, don’t tell me,
What I should do, how it should be,
I couldn’t be a good lover,
Better go and find another.

No-one likes me, I’m old and weary,
You’re better off with someone cheery.

I don’t want love, not of any kind,
Don’t want love to change my way,
To tie me down from day to day,
I don’t want love, I don’t want a fling,
That’s not what I want, don’t want love.

Don’t want love, not of any kind,
Don’t want love to change my way,
To tie me down from day to day,
I don’t want love, I don’t want a fling,
That’s not what I want, don’t want love.

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