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Song Parodies -> "Santa Baby"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Baby"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eartha Kitt

Parody Song Title:

"Santa Baby"

Parody Written by:

Glynn Leaney

The Lyrics

SANTA BABY

Santa baby, I’ve got a favour to ask tonight
All right?
You can really help me, Santa baby,
Don’t let me down, please see me tonight.

Santa baby, you know, I’ve got a lot on my plate,
It’s late.
I haven’t bought a thing, Santa baby,
Don’t let me down, please see me tonight.

All the kids are fast asleep,
And I made them promise that they wouldn’t peep.
Since I can’t afford things to buy,
I am hoping you might dig deep.

Santa baby, I’m bringing my kids up on my own,
Alone,
I’d like some company, Santa baby,
Don’t let me down, please see me tonight.

Santa Honey, I’m hoping that you are the man to feed
My need,
I’m getting horny now, Santa baby,
Don’t let me down, please see me tonight.

Santa Darling, I'm wearing my nightdress just for you
It's true,
Come and take it off me. Santa baby,
I hope you're feeling sexy tonight.

I will keep my fireplace free,
So once you're down the chimney, that's where I'll be.
Since I do believe in you,
I just hope you believe in me.

Santa baby, to hell with the kids for once this year,
It's clear
I need you more than them, Santa baby,
Please don't delay, I'll be here tonight,
Don't delay, I'll be here tonight,
Hurry, tonight.

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No Cigar - February 24, 2022 - Report this comment
The original version is materialistic, sickening and grossly unseasonal. The Madonna version is even worse, but it truly shows her true colors 4 ya, if you didn't know before. And her voice on that song got its 'chirpy' qualities by tape manipulation - FACT. And this rewrite is just as unseasonable and totally turgid. Snake eyes!

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