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Song Parodies -> "I Need Help"

Original Song Title:

"I Want Love"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"I Need Help"

Parody Written by:

Glynn Leaney

The Lyrics

Another coronavirus song
I NEED HELP

I need help, but it's impossible,
I'm all alone, should be in hospital.
I'm on my own self-isolating,
And I find it so frustrating.

I need help, no-one's around,
My phone's missing, it can't be found,
Have no means to call for aid
Sitting here and quite afraid.

I need help, anything will do,
I need help that cures my cough
Before they come and carry me off,
I need the kind of help to make me well,
That's the help I need, I need help.

I need help from anyone
Don't care who, just bring it on.
Don't care who but please come quickly
Can't you see that I'm quite sickly.

I need help, anything will do,
I need help that cures my cough
Before they come and carry me off,
I need the kind of help to make me well,
That's the help I need, I need help.

So listen up, don't delay,
I'm getting worse, hair going grey,
I never thought I'd be this ill,
It's got so bad I wrote my will.
(Instrumental solo)
I'm on my own self-isolating
And I find it so frustrating.
So I need help, anything will do,
I need help that cures my cough
Before they come and carry me off,
I need the kind of help to make me well,
That's the help I need, I need help.

I need help, anything will do,
I need help that cures my cough
Before they come and carry me off,
I need the kind of help to make me well,
That's the help I need, I need help.

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