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Song Parodies -> "She Just Won't Do Anything When We Love"

Original Song Title:

"I Can't Give You Anything (But My Love)"

Original Performer:

The Stylistics

Parody Song Title:

"She Just Won't Do Anything When We Love"

Parody Written by:

Glynn Leaney

The Lyrics

SHE JUST WON’T DO ANYTHING WHEN WE LOVE

When I feel horny in the night, I want sex like any normal guy,
Although no matter how I try,
She won’t play ball.
I’m doing everything I can, but it’s a losing battle,
Doing everything I can,
But it’s no use at all.

She just won’t do anything when we love,
When we love.
She just won’t do anything when we love,
When we love.

I play the music that she likes, and then put the lights on very low.
But it appears I just don’t know
What turns her on.
I always do the best I can, but there’s no way to please her,
Always do the best I can,
Though I know it’s in vain.

She just won’t do anything when we love,
When we love.
She just won’t do anything when we love,
When we love.
She just won’t do anything when we love,
When we love.

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