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Song Parodies -> "She's Always a Woman"

Original Song Title:

"She's Always a Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"She's Always a Woman"

Parody Written by:

Glynn Leaney

The Lyrics

SHE’S ALWAYS A WOMAN

She decided to change just as soon as she could,
And she started to wear what her own brother would,
She determined to be what she wanted to be,
But as long as I live she’s always a woman to me.

I have known her for years, when I first met her mother,
From the very first day she appeared like no other.
And as she grew older she couldn’t agree,
She acts like a man but she’s always a woman to me.

Oh, I will never know why people change what they are,
Don’t they like what they’ve been?
Oh, we can’t tell who is who when they go to the loo.
If you know what I mean.

She will promise you one thing then give you another,
And who do you blame then, the father or mother?
She will bring out the worst of them both, you will see,
Blame whoever you like but she’s always a woman to me.

Oh, I will never know why people change what they are,
Don’t they like what they’ve been?
Oh, we can’t tell who is who when they go to the loo,
If you know what I mean.

There are times when she’s nice, but then often she’s bad,
She can make people laugh, but can then make them mad.
But although you’re confused to a certain degree,
You may think she’s a man, and I quite understand,
But she’s always a woman to me.

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