-> "BUPAHAVEYOUANYTHINGTOCUREMYLARYNGITIS?"
Original Song Title:
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
Parody Song Title:
"BUPAHAVEYOUANYTHINGTOCUREMYLARYNGITIS?"
Parody Written by:
Glynn Leaney
The Lyrics
BUPAHAVEYOUANYTHINGTOCUREMYLARYNGITIS?
Oh BUPAhaveyouanythingtocuremylaryngitis?
You are now my only hope with NHS in crisis.
Couldn’t even get a bed when I had tonsillitis!
BUPAhaveyouanythingtocuremylaryngitis?
Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay
Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay
I often find it hard to speak because I’m getting old.
I can’t remember when it was I didn’t have a cold.
I look up on the internet to see what I can find.
But it’s no ruddy use at all, I’ve almost lost my mind, oh
BUPAhaveyouanythingtocuremylaryngitis?
You are now my only hope with NHS in crisis.
Couldn’t even get a bed when I had tonsillitis!
BUPAhaveyouanythingtocuremylaryngitis?
Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay
Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay
My dear old mum was just the same when she contracted flu.
She tried the local hospital; they didn’t have a clue!
They put her in a corridor to put her at her ease.
But then they went and left her there, so someone help me please!
Oh, BUPAhaveyouanythingtocuremylaryngitis?
You are now my only hope with NHS in crisis.
Couldn’t even get a bed when I had tonsillitis!
BUPAhaveyouanythingtocuremylaryngitis?
Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay
Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay
Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay
Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay
You know I could say this backwards, that is
tis-gi-in-lar-my-cure-to-thing-any-you-have-BUPA
But it still wouldn’t cure your ills!
So, if you think you’re not quite right, and need to see a quack.
Be careful who you go and see, as it might be a hack.
I tried to find a surgery but didn’t have much choice.
And when I dialled one-one-one I went and lost my voice!
Oh, BUPAhaveyouanythingtocuremylaryngitis?
You are now my only hope with NHS in crisis.
Couldn’t even get a bed when I had tonsillitis!
BUPAhaveyouanythingtocuremylaryngitis?
BUPAhaveyouanythingtocuremylaryngitis?
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