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Song Parodies -> "Cuddly Pairs' Quick Nip"

Original Song Title:

"Teddy Bears Picnic"

Original Performer:

Miscellaneous

Parody Song Title:

"Cuddly Pairs' Quick Nip"

Parody Written by:

Glynn Leaney

The Lyrics

CUDDLY PAIRS’ QUICK NIP

If you go down to the woods today, you’d better not go alone.
It’s lovely down in the woods today, so why go on your own?
For every pair that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today’s the day the cuddly pairs have their quick nip!

If you go down to the woods today, you’ll never know what you’ll find.
The flower power, the midnight hour – it’s all a frame of mind.
The sky above is turning blue,
It’s right for love…and so are you,
Today’s the day the cuddly pairs have their quick nip.

Quick nip time for cuddly pairs,
The little cuddly pairs are having a lovely time today.
Shuffling in their cosy lairs,
It seems they never have a word to say.
Hippies prancing everywhere,
With pretty flowers in hair, delightful in every way.
At some unearthly hour in the morning, they’ll all go home to bed,
Because they’re tired little cuddly pairs.

If you go down to the woods today, you’re in for a big surprise.
It’s “Love-in” down in the woods today, so listen if you’re wise,
Just take a partner, have some fun,
And get in quick with everyone.
Give in to fate…and make a date…
You mustn’t wait…and don’t be late…
Believe me mate there’s nothing quite like a quick nip!


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wildcard - April 28, 2021 - Report this comment
know how and where I can find someone to pair with?

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