I’M GLAD IT ISN’T CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY

When the postman brings the mail
Through the wind and snow and hail,
And you find you end up throwing most away.
Some are cards from ones you know,
But the others they can go.
You should check your list
To see which ones you’ve missed have come your way.

Well I’m glad it isn’t Christmas every day,
It’s a lot of work no matter what you say.
Oh, I’m glad it isn’t Christmas every day,
Thank the Lord today’s not Christmas.

When we're drinking at a bar
And we haven’t come too far,
Then the atmosphere is really great in every way.
There are times there’s too much noise,
When the booze gets to the boys,
It’s the time we leave
And glad it doesn’t happen every day.

Well I’m glad it isn’t Christmas every day,
It’s a lot of work no matter what you say.
Oh, I’m glad it isn’t Christmas every day,
Thank the Lord today’s not Christmas.

When the postman brings the mail
(when the postman brings the mail)
Through the wind and snow and hail
(through the wind and snow and hail)
And you find you end up throwing most away.

When the parcels weigh a ton (parcels weigh a ton)
Is it really lots of fun (really lots of fun)
And the in-laws call you on the phone
To say they’re going to stay.

Well I’m glad it isn’t Christmas every day,
It’s a lot of work no matter what you say.
Oh, I’m glad it isn’t Christmas every day,
Thank the Lord today’s not Christmas.

Okay you lot - fake it!

Well, I’m glad it isn’t Christmas every day (every day)
It’s a lot of work no matter what you say (say)
Oh, I’m glad it isn’t Christmas every day
Thank the Lord today’s not Christmas.

Are you not glad each day’s not Christmas?

(When the postman brings the mail)… repeat and fade…