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Song Parodies -> "Everything You Do (You Haven't a Clue)"

Original Song Title:

"Everything I Do (I Do it for You)"

Original Performer:

Bryan Adams

Parody Song Title:

"Everything You Do (You Haven't a Clue)"

Parody Written by:

Glynn Leaney

The Lyrics


Look into your soul
And you'll see
How we disagree.
Let's be frank,
Let's be bold.
The things you count as hot,
They leave me cold.

Don't tell me that what you do's OK.
You can't tell me that things all go your way.
But what is true,
Everything you do,
You haven't a clue.

I just can't believe
I'm afraid,
Of all the mess you've made.
Take it like a man,
Take my word.
The tasks you take on
They're all quite absurd.

Don't tell me that what you do's OK,
You can't tell me that things all go your way.
But what is true,
Everything you do,
You haven't a clue.

You can't see,
And won't see,
How to find out
How it should be.
You're missing
And don't listen,
Any time,
Anywhere, yeah.
Don't deny what's true, man.

Oh, you can't tell me that things all go your way,
You can't help it, you'll have your final say.
Oh, how I fear for you,
All year for you.
Shed a tear for you,
I'll be here for you.

But what is true,
Everything you do,
You haven't a clue.

Everything you do, old mate,
You haven't a clue,
You don't have a clue.
Oh no.

Take my word,
Can't you see
The things you do are really not OK.
Oh no.

I fear for you,
And shed a tear for you,
But the truth is you...

You haven't a clue.

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Pacing: 1.8
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Total Votes: 16

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Arch Vile - March 17, 2021 - Report this comment
I can appreciate the open-endedness of this song, despite not naming names directly. One could go with the obvious choices, but could even apply to relationships and other white-collared individuals. Classism and all that. Well done.

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