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Song Parodies -> "It Won't be Ever"
Original Song Title:
"It's Now or Never"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"It Won't be Ever"
Parody Written by:
Glynn Leaney
The Lyrics
IT WON’T BE EVER
It won’t be ever,
Hear what I say,
I just don’t love you,
Please go away.
Tomorrow I’ll be long gone,
So please don’t follow,
It’s said and done.
When you first saw me,
I was on a bender,
Hoping I’d be easy,
And soon surrender.
But when I saw you,
I did not adore you,
I got away, and to this day
I’m glad.
It won’t be ever,
Hear what I say,
I just don’t love you,
Please go away.
Tomorrow I’ll be long gone,
So please don’t follow,
It’s said and done.
Maybe to others,
You’re a good looker,
But from my viewpoint,
You’re just a hooker.
Waiting for someone,
Some poor young sucker,
But you will see that isn’t me
For sure.
It won’t be ever,
Hear what I say,
I just don’t love you,
Please go away.
Tomorrow I’ll be long gone,
So please don’t follow,
It’s said and done.
So please don’t follow,
It’s said and done.
It won’t be ever,
Hear what I say,
I just don’t love you,
Please go away.
Tomorrow I’ll be long gone,
So please don’t follow,
It’s said and done.
When you first saw me,
I was on a bender,
Hoping I’d be easy,
And soon surrender.
But when I saw you,
I did not adore you,
I got away, and to this day
I’m glad.
It won’t be ever,
Hear what I say,
I just don’t love you,
Please go away.
Tomorrow I’ll be long gone,
So please don’t follow,
It’s said and done.
Maybe to others,
You’re a good looker,
But from my viewpoint,
You’re just a hooker.
Waiting for someone,
Some poor young sucker,
But you will see that isn’t me
For sure.
It won’t be ever,
Hear what I say,
I just don’t love you,
Please go away.
Tomorrow I’ll be long gone,
So please don’t follow,
It’s said and done.
So please don’t follow,
It’s said and done.
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