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Song Parodies -> "I Only Have Ice For Two"

Original Song Title:

"I Only Have Eyes For You"

Original Performer:

Art Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"I Only Have Ice For Two"

Parody Written by:

Glynn Leaney

The Lyrics


I'm afraid I've bad news,
There's so many of you wanting booze,
And I only have ice for two, we're

Sorry our freezer is broke,
I accept that it isn't a joke,
But I only have ice for two...

We're trying to get someone to fix it,
But in the meantime, have a beer.

I am sure that our man
Will be doing as much as he can,
But the options we have are few,
And I only have ice for two.

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Pacing: 1.8
How Funny: 1.8
Overall Rating: 1.8

Total Votes: 16

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 4   0
 5   3

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hamend - July 16, 2021 - Report this comment
I think the OS is longer
Glynn - July 18, 2021 - Report this comment
Believe it or not, it isn't!

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