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Song Parodies -> "Anything Will Do"

Original Song Title:

"Any Dream Will Do"

Original Performer:

From "Phantom of the Opera"

Parody Song Title:

"Anything Will Do"

Parody Written by:

Glynn Leaney

The Lyrics


I lost my job (I lost my job) now need employment (ah, ah, ah)
With some enjoyment (ah, ah) as I'm feeling blue.
I spend each day (I spend each day) looking for openings (ah, ah, ah)
And in truth I'm groping (ah, ah)
Anything will do.

It's very hard (it's very hard) in my position (ah, ah, ah)
I'm on a mission (ah, ah) to try something new.
But things I've tried (but things I've tried) have been rejected (ah, ah, ah)
And I'm left dejected (ah, ah)
Anything will do.

I need a spark, a flash of light,
I've told them I'll work day or night.
It seems to me the skills I have
Aren't needed any more.

So I must change (so I must change) to be successful (ah, ah, ah)
I find it stressful (ah, ah) though I know I do.
And though it's hard (and though it's hard) I won't be hateful (ah, ah, ah)
But truly grateful (ah, ah)
Anything will do.

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Pacing: 1.8
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Overall Rating: 1.8

Total Votes: 16

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Glynn - February 26, 2021 - Report this comment
My error up front. This is, of course, is from Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream coat
Phil Alexander - February 26, 2021 - Report this comment
Sad, but very much the state many people find themselves in at the moment :-(

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