STEP OUTSIDE (from “Countdown – The Pantomime”)

Baron Gyles, you’ve been getting up my nose,
(Chorus: Baron Gyles)
You’re all smiles, but you’ve done too many shows,
(Chorus: Baron Gyles)
Well there aint time for you to do more crawling,
Your smarmy ways are gone for good so,
Stop your stalling…
Step outside (Baron: Who, me?)
Step outside (Baron: What for?)
It’s time for me to knock you down.
Step outside (Baron: What have I done?)
Step outside (Baron: Now look here…)
I think you’re nothing but a clown.

Baron Gyles, you are loaded, that’s for sure,
(Chorus: Baron Gyles)
You make piles, but you’re always wanting more.
(Chorus: Baron Gyles)
Well it’s time now to do the final reckoning,
The world awaits outside the gates,
My friends are beckoning…
Step outside (Baron: Now come on Damian)
Step outside (Baron: Can’t we talk this over)
Nothing you will say will change my mind.
Step outside (Baron: What about a drink?)
Step outside (Baron: I know a super bar)
There’s no more time to…
Did you say drink?
Baron: Yes, there’s a quaint little bar just round the corner.
Damian: Well, I suppose I could be persuaded to…
Baron: Come on then, I know what you’d like…
(As they start leaving the stage)
Damian: If you’re paying then…
Baron: Who said anything about…
Damian: You do have an option…
Baron: Yes, well, maybe on this occasion.