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Song Parodies -> "The Twelve Months of Lockdown"
Original Song Title:
"The Twelve Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Miscellaneous
Parody Song Title:
"The Twelve Months of Lockdown"
Parody Written by:
Glynn Leaney
The Lyrics
THE TWELVE MONTHS OF LOCKDOWN
In the first month of lockdown my partner said to me,
I wonder how long it will be.
In the second month of lockdown my partner said to me,
I'm getting bored,
And I wonder how long it will be.
In the third month of lockdown my partner said to me,
Are you still here?
I'm getting bored,
And I wonder how long it will be.
In the fourth month of lockdown my partner said to me,
When are you going?
Are you still here?
I'm getting bored,
And I wonder how long it will be.
In the fifth month of lockdown my partner said to me,
Five sodding months.
When are you off?
You still here?
I'm getting bored,
And I wonder how long it will be.
In the sixth month of lockdown my partner said to me,
Why aren't you working?
Five sodding months,
When are you off?
You still here?
I'm getting bored,
And I wonder how long it will be.
In the seventh month of lockdown my partner said to me,
I'm going crazy,
Why aren't you working?
Five sodding months.
When are you off?
You still here?
I'm getting bored,
And I wonder how long it will be.
In the eighth month of lockdown my partner said to me,
Where is the shotgun?
I'm going crazy.
Why aren't you working?
Five sodding months.
When are you off?
You still here?
I'm getting bored,
And I wonder how long it will be.
In the ninth month of lockdown my partner said to me,
No, I'm not pregnant,
Where is the shotgun?
I’m going crazy.
Why aren't you working?
Five sodding months.
When are you off?
You still here?
I’m getting bored,
And I wonder how long it will be.
In the tenth month of lockdown my partner said to me,
I've phoned my lawyer,
No, I'm not pregnant.
Where is the shotgun?
I'm going crazy.
Why aren't you working?
Five sodding months.
When are you off?
You still here?
I'm getting bored,
And I wonder how long it will be.
In the eleventh month of lockdown my partner said to me,
No trick or treating,
I've phoned my lawyer,
No, I'm not pregnant.
Where is the shotgun?
I'm going crazy.
Why aren't you working?
Five sodding months.
When are you off?
You still here?
I'm getting bored,
And I wonder how long it will be.
In the twelfth month of lockdown my partner said to me,
Christmas is cancelled,
No trick or treating,
I've phoned my lawyer,
No, I'm not pregnant.
Where is the shotgun?
I'm going crazy.
Why aren't you working?
Five sodding months.
When are you off?
You still here?
I'm getting bored,
And I wonder how long it will be.
In the first month of lockdown my partner said to me,
I wonder how long it will be.
In the second month of lockdown my partner said to me,
I'm getting bored,
And I wonder how long it will be.
In the third month of lockdown my partner said to me,
Are you still here?
I'm getting bored,
And I wonder how long it will be.
In the fourth month of lockdown my partner said to me,
When are you going?
Are you still here?
I'm getting bored,
And I wonder how long it will be.
In the fifth month of lockdown my partner said to me,
Five sodding months.
When are you off?
You still here?
I'm getting bored,
And I wonder how long it will be.
In the sixth month of lockdown my partner said to me,
Why aren't you working?
Five sodding months,
When are you off?
You still here?
I'm getting bored,
And I wonder how long it will be.
In the seventh month of lockdown my partner said to me,
I'm going crazy,
Why aren't you working?
Five sodding months.
When are you off?
You still here?
I'm getting bored,
And I wonder how long it will be.
In the eighth month of lockdown my partner said to me,
Where is the shotgun?
I'm going crazy.
Why aren't you working?
Five sodding months.
When are you off?
You still here?
I'm getting bored,
And I wonder how long it will be.
In the ninth month of lockdown my partner said to me,
No, I'm not pregnant,
Where is the shotgun?
I’m going crazy.
Why aren't you working?
Five sodding months.
When are you off?
You still here?
I’m getting bored,
And I wonder how long it will be.
In the tenth month of lockdown my partner said to me,
I've phoned my lawyer,
No, I'm not pregnant.
Where is the shotgun?
I'm going crazy.
Why aren't you working?
Five sodding months.
When are you off?
You still here?
I'm getting bored,
And I wonder how long it will be.
In the eleventh month of lockdown my partner said to me,
No trick or treating,
I've phoned my lawyer,
No, I'm not pregnant.
Where is the shotgun?
I'm going crazy.
Why aren't you working?
Five sodding months.
When are you off?
You still here?
I'm getting bored,
And I wonder how long it will be.
In the twelfth month of lockdown my partner said to me,
Christmas is cancelled,
No trick or treating,
I've phoned my lawyer,
No, I'm not pregnant.
Where is the shotgun?
I'm going crazy.
Why aren't you working?
Five sodding months.
When are you off?
You still here?
I'm getting bored,
And I wonder how long it will be.
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Best line by far: Five Sodding Months .... Perform that in a pub and you'd have everyone singing it by the end
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