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Song Parodies -> "Not Today"

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Not Today"

Parody Written by:

Glynn Leaney

The Lyrics

NOT TODAY

Not today,
I’ve a headache and don’t want to play,
So you should have asked me yesterday,
But sorry, darling, not today.

I’m not right,
I had stomach trouble overnight,
Now you see me, I’m a sorry sight,
So not today, and not tonight.

I’ll be hoping soon I’ll be fit and on my way.
You know how I feel but I’m sorry, not today.

Not today,
I just hope my illness goes away,
And I love it when I hear you say,
I want it now, but not today.

I’ll be hoping soon I’ll be fit and on my way.
You know how I feel but I’m sorry, not today.

Not today,
I’ve a headache and don’t want to play,
So you should have asked me yesterday,
But sorry, darling, not today.

Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.

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Michael Pacholek - June 28, 2022 - Report this comment
Five aspirins, but only take two, then call me in the morning.

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