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Song Parodies -> "Not Today"
Original Song Title:
"Yesterday"
Original Performer:
Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Not Today"
Parody Written by:
Glynn Leaney
The Lyrics
NOT TODAY
Not today,
I’ve a headache and don’t want to play,
So you should have asked me yesterday,
But sorry, darling, not today.
I’m not right,
I had stomach trouble overnight,
Now you see me, I’m a sorry sight,
So not today, and not tonight.
I’ll be hoping soon I’ll be fit and on my way.
You know how I feel but I’m sorry, not today.
Not today,
I just hope my illness goes away,
And I love it when I hear you say,
I want it now, but not today.
I’ll be hoping soon I’ll be fit and on my way.
You know how I feel but I’m sorry, not today.
Not today,
I’ve a headache and don’t want to play,
So you should have asked me yesterday,
But sorry, darling, not today.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
Not today,
I’ve a headache and don’t want to play,
So you should have asked me yesterday,
But sorry, darling, not today.
I’m not right,
I had stomach trouble overnight,
Now you see me, I’m a sorry sight,
So not today, and not tonight.
I’ll be hoping soon I’ll be fit and on my way.
You know how I feel but I’m sorry, not today.
Not today,
I just hope my illness goes away,
And I love it when I hear you say,
I want it now, but not today.
I’ll be hoping soon I’ll be fit and on my way.
You know how I feel but I’m sorry, not today.
Not today,
I’ve a headache and don’t want to play,
So you should have asked me yesterday,
But sorry, darling, not today.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
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