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Song Parodies -> "So Next Time"
Original Song Title:
"The Next Time"
Original Performer:
Cliff Richard
Parody Song Title:
"So Next Time"
Parody Written by:
Glynn Leaney
The Lyrics
SO NEXT TIME
I search the web to try my luck,
But every time I just get stuck, so next time,
Maybe I’ll get someone else to do it for me.
I can’t believe how thick I am,
I always get in such a jam, so next time,
I’ll go and get a pro, a person who can show
Exactly how it ought to be.
I simply want to find a date,
As I am desperate for a mate, so next time,
If all goes well I know that I’ll be happy, not blue.
I’ve waited far too long, so next time,
Then perhaps that person in my life could be you.
I simply want to find a date,
As I am desperate for a mate, so next time,
If all goes well I know that I’ll be happy, not blue.
I’ve waited far too long, so next time,
Then perhaps that person in my life could be you.
I search the web to try my luck,
But every time I just get stuck, so next time,
Maybe I’ll get someone else to do it for me.
I can’t believe how thick I am,
I always get in such a jam, so next time,
I’ll go and get a pro, a person who can show
Exactly how it ought to be.
I simply want to find a date,
As I am desperate for a mate, so next time,
If all goes well I know that I’ll be happy, not blue.
I’ve waited far too long, so next time,
Then perhaps that person in my life could be you.
I simply want to find a date,
As I am desperate for a mate, so next time,
If all goes well I know that I’ll be happy, not blue.
I’ve waited far too long, so next time,
Then perhaps that person in my life could be you.
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