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Song Parodies -> "I was Born Here in Our Local Bar"
Original Song Title:
"I Was Born Under a Wanderin' Star"
Original Performer:
From Paint Your Wagon
Parody Song Title:
"I was Born Here in Our Local Bar"
Parody Written by:
Glynn Leaney
The Lyrics
I WAS BORN HERE IN OUR LOCAL BAR
I was born here in our local bar.
I was born here in our local bar.
Parents celebrating,
Right throughout the day,
But then they never gave a thought that I might be on the way.
I was born here in our local bar.
When they left the house that morning both were unprepared.
It seems they didn't give a damn and didn't really care.
When I started coming Mum was really in a state,
Para medics came but they were too late!
I was born here in our local bar.
I was born here in our local bar.
Now she knows what Hell is,
Hell is in that bar.
Had they acted sooner she could have had me in our car.
I was born here in our local bar,
Our local village bar.
When they left the house that morning both were unprepared.
It seems they didn't give a damn and didn't really care.
When I started coming Mum was really in a state,
Para medics came but it was too late!
I was born here in our local bar.
Every time I go there,
Knowing how it was,
I have a laugh with all my mates and tell them it's because
I was born here in our local bar,
Our local village bar.
I was born here in our local bar.
I was born here in our local bar.
Parents celebrating,
Right throughout the day,
But then they never gave a thought that I might be on the way.
I was born here in our local bar.
When they left the house that morning both were unprepared.
It seems they didn't give a damn and didn't really care.
When I started coming Mum was really in a state,
Para medics came but they were too late!
I was born here in our local bar.
I was born here in our local bar.
Now she knows what Hell is,
Hell is in that bar.
Had they acted sooner she could have had me in our car.
I was born here in our local bar,
Our local village bar.
When they left the house that morning both were unprepared.
It seems they didn't give a damn and didn't really care.
When I started coming Mum was really in a state,
Para medics came but it was too late!
I was born here in our local bar.
Every time I go there,
Knowing how it was,
I have a laugh with all my mates and tell them it's because
I was born here in our local bar,
Our local village bar.
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