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Song Parodies -> "Melton Mowbray"

Original Song Title:

"San Francisco"

Original Performer:

Scott McKenzie

Parody Song Title:

"Melton Mowbray"

Parody Written by:

Glynn Leaney

The Lyrics

MELTON MOWBRAY (Be sure to have a mask upon your face)

If you're going to Melton Mowbray,
Be sure to have a mask upon your face.
As all's not well in Melton Mowbray,
You're gonna find that there's no track and trace.

And if you go to Melton Mowbray,
You'll need to check the rules they have out there.
On the streets of Melton Mowbray,
Are several groups who really do not care.

And across the Nation
There should be isolation.
They have no notion.

Does it need explanation
To the whole generation?
They have no notion,
They have no notion.

So please beware in Melton Mowbray,
You need to keep from mixing with the crowd.
You must take care in Melton Mowbray,
The things you wish are simply not allowed.

You must take care in Melton Mowbray,
The things you wish are simply not allowed.

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