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Song Parodies -> "But Next Time"
Original Song Title:
"The Next Time"
Original Performer:
Cliff Richard
Parody Song Title:
"But Next Time"
Parody Written by:
Glynn Leaney
The Lyrics
BUT NEXT TIME
I fell apart the other night
When I got drunk and lost a fight, but next time,
I’ll find the bloke that beat me up and next time, he’s gone.
The fact is I had drunk too much
And consequently lost my touch, but next time,
He’ll need to take a piss, as victories like his
Will just be ancient history.
I know I’ve got just what it takes
I’ll never make the same mistakes the next time.
I’ll hit him where it hurts the most then hit him once more.
(And) he went and beat me once, but next time,
He’ll be wishing he had never met me, for sure.
I known I’ve got just what it takes
I’ll never make the same mistakes the next time.
I’ll hit him where it hurts the most then hit him once more.
(And) he went and beat me once, but next time,
He’ll be wishing he had never met me, for sure.
I fell apart the other night
When I got drunk and lost a fight, but next time,
I’ll find the bloke that beat me up and next time, he’s gone.
The fact is I had drunk too much
And consequently lost my touch, but next time,
He’ll need to take a piss, as victories like his
Will just be ancient history.
I know I’ve got just what it takes
I’ll never make the same mistakes the next time.
I’ll hit him where it hurts the most then hit him once more.
(And) he went and beat me once, but next time,
He’ll be wishing he had never met me, for sure.
I known I’ve got just what it takes
I’ll never make the same mistakes the next time.
I’ll hit him where it hurts the most then hit him once more.
(And) he went and beat me once, but next time,
He’ll be wishing he had never met me, for sure.
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