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Song Parodies -> "The Five days of Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"The Twelve Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Miscellaneous
Parody Song Title:
"The Five days of Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Glynn Leaney
The Lyrics
In the UK we have been granted five days grace from Lockdown to enjoy Christmas with loved ones.
THE FIVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
On the first day of Christmas I couldn't wait to see
Just how different things would be.
On the second day of Christmas I couldn't wait to see
Two huggers hugging
And just how different things would be.
On the third day of Christmas I couldn't wait to see
Three crackers cracking,
Two huggers hugging,
And just how different things would be.
On the fourth day of Christmas I couldn't wait to see
Four couples kissing,
Three crackers cracking,
Two huggers hugging,
And just how different things would be.
On the fifth day of Christmas I couldn't wait to see
Five napkin rings,
Four couples kiss,
Three crackers,
Two in a hug
And just how different things would be.
On the sixth day of Christmas I knew what had to be
They all went and left you and me.
On the first day of Christmas I couldn't wait to see
Just how different things would be.
On the second day of Christmas I couldn't wait to see
Two huggers hugging
And just how different things would be.
On the third day of Christmas I couldn't wait to see
Three crackers cracking,
Two huggers hugging,
And just how different things would be.
On the fourth day of Christmas I couldn't wait to see
Four couples kissing,
Three crackers cracking,
Two huggers hugging,
And just how different things would be.
On the fifth day of Christmas I couldn't wait to see
Five napkin rings,
Four couples kiss,
Three crackers,
Two in a hug
And just how different things would be.
On the sixth day of Christmas I knew what had to be
They all went and left you and me.
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Congratulations to Boris Johnson for successfully negotiating with the Corona Virus about it taking a little break and refrain from infecting people during those five days.
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