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Song Parodies -> "Can You Keep A Little Secret"

Original Song Title:

"Do You Want To Know A Secret"

Original Performer:

Billy J Kramer

Parody Song Title:

"Can You Keep A Little Secret"

Parody Written by:

Glynn Leaney

The Lyrics


I shouldn’t say, but I think I will tell you,
I shouldn’t say, but I don’t really care.

Hey girl,
Can you keep a little secret,
Though I promised not to tell,
Ho, ho, ho,

Even though I shouldn’t say,
This is going to make your day,
She’s in love with you,
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

Well now,
Isn’t that a bit surprising,
Didn’t know that she was gay,
Ho, ho, ho,

So then,
I am wondering what you’ll say,
Is this going to make your day?
She’s in love with you.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

I’ve known this secret for a month or two,
Now that you know, what to do?

Hey girl,
Now you know her little secret,
Promise me you’ll never tell,
Ho, ho, ho,

So long,
I’ll be off and on my way,
Now I’ve had my little say,
She’s in love with you,
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

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