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Song Parodies -> "Were You Tender?"
Original Song Title:
"Love Me Tender"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Were You Tender?"
Parody Written by:
Glynn Leaney
The Lyrics
WERE YOU TENDER?
We're you tender, we're you bruised,
When I crushed you tight?
Must admit I was amused
When we loved last night.
Were you tender, were you crushed,
Did I go too far?
Saw you smile, you even blushed,
That is how you are.
Were you tender, was it bliss,
When I held you near?
I just loved it when we kissed,
Everything was clear.
Were you tender, lying there,
Waiting just for me?
Only wearing underwear
Far as I could see.
You were tender, you were sweet,
Knowing what to do.
Now my life is all complete,
With my love for you.
We're you tender, we're you bruised,
When I crushed you tight?
Must admit I was amused
When we loved last night.
Were you tender, were you crushed,
Did I go too far?
Saw you smile, you even blushed,
That is how you are.
Were you tender, was it bliss,
When I held you near?
I just loved it when we kissed,
Everything was clear.
Were you tender, lying there,
Waiting just for me?
Only wearing underwear
Far as I could see.
You were tender, you were sweet,
Knowing what to do.
Now my life is all complete,
With my love for you.
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