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Song Parodies -> "No Booze Today"
Original Song Title:
"No Milk Today"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Herman's Hermits
Parody Song Title:
"No Booze Today"
Parody Written by:
Glynn Leaney
The Lyrics
NO BOOZE TODAY
No booze today, oh what more can I say?
Our cellar’s high and dry; we’re not allowed to buy.
No booze today, but it’s a common sight,
As everyone’s the same, and we know who to blame.
They ought to know that drinkers everywhere
Are flouting the rules, and what’s more they don’t care.
They ought to know that some will find a way
To bypass the laws and have the final say.
No booze today, we’re sticking by the rules,
The bars are losing trade, and we’re on lemonade!
What we have too is apple juice and water
But ‘er next door, she is making her own beer.
She wouldn’t care if the council went and caught her,
Nothing does she fear.
No booze today, we’re sticking by the rules,
The bars are losing trade, and we’re on lemonade.
It’s just as well we stocked up earlier on,
But in no time at all, the bloody lot had gone!
They ought to know that drinkers everywhere
Are flouting the rules, and what’s more they don’t care.
They ought to know that some will find a way
To bypass the laws and have the final say.
No booze today, we’re sticking by the rules,
The bars are losing trade, and we’re on lemonade!
No booze today, oh what more can I say?
Our cellar’s high and dry; we’re not allowed to buy.
No booze today, but it’s a common sight,
As everyone’s the same, and we know who to blame.
They ought to know that drinkers everywhere
Are flouting the rules, and what’s more they don’t care.
They ought to know that some will find a way
To bypass the laws and have the final say.
No booze today, we’re sticking by the rules,
The bars are losing trade, and we’re on lemonade!
What we have too is apple juice and water
But ‘er next door, she is making her own beer.
She wouldn’t care if the council went and caught her,
Nothing does she fear.
No booze today, we’re sticking by the rules,
The bars are losing trade, and we’re on lemonade.
It’s just as well we stocked up earlier on,
But in no time at all, the bloody lot had gone!
They ought to know that drinkers everywhere
Are flouting the rules, and what’s more they don’t care.
They ought to know that some will find a way
To bypass the laws and have the final say.
No booze today, we’re sticking by the rules,
The bars are losing trade, and we’re on lemonade!
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