Names -> Literally Impossible Song Titles -> S
Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.
For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.
| Song/Performer | Comments | Submittor |
| "Sad Songs (Say So Much)," Elton John | A song can't speak! | Flubber |
| "Sad Statue," System Of A Down | Statues cannot be sad for they are emotionless | Guest |
| "Sadly Sings Destiny," Blind Guardian | Destiny is an idea; it can't sing | Amelia |
| "Sail To The Moon," Radiohead | You can't sail to the moon, duh! | Sean |
| "A Salty Dog," Procol Harum | A salty dog is a pretty much dead one | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town," Traditional | There Ain't No Santa Claus. | Melanie Bianca Green |
| "Satan Is My Motor," Cake | Unleaded, diesel, or human souls? | Matt |
| "Saved By Zero," The Fixx | Numbers can't save you. | ThatAwesomeGuy |
| "Saved By Zero," The Fixx | How? | FussBudget |
| "Scars of the Old Stream," Anathema | weird kid106 | |
| "Sea Lion Woman," Feist | Meh?? Would like to see her! | Sean |
| "Searching for the Truth," Balance of Power | weird kid106 | |
| "Seasons In The Sun," Terry Jacks | There are no seasons in or on the sun. | Peter |
| "Seasons Of Love," Cast of 'Rent' | Can seasons REALLY love? | Brian |
| "Second Nature," Dan Hartman | There's only one nature | Mads |
| "Secrets Of Love," DJ Bobo feat. Sandra | Love has no secrets! | Mads |
| "See Right Through Me," Mobile | People aren't transparent. Only ghosts are. | Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) |
| "Seize The Day," Avenged Sevenfold | You can't physically hold the day in your hands. | Felicia |
| "Send Me An Angel," Real Life | Will that be Fed-Ex or UPS? | Nigel Shave Cream |
| "Seven Day Weekend," Gary U.S. Bonds | Samantha Wayland | |
| "Seven Days to Nevermore," Balance of Power | weird kid106 | |
| "Sex Bomb," Tom Jones | How can you have sex with a bomb? | Mads |
| "Sex on Fire," Kings of Leon | It's impossible because you would be getting burnt | Dongquan |
| "Sex On Wheels," My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult | Sex isn't a vehicle; thus no wheels. | Rock Maninoff |
| "Shadow of Death," Believer | weird kid106 | |
| "Shake Hands With Beef," Primus | Beef doesn't have hands | Ninja Warrior |
| "Shake The Sugar Tree," Pam Tillis | There is no such tree | Lucinda Blair |
| "Shake Your Love," Debbie Gibson | Can you really shake love? | Franz Chong |
| "She Blinded Me With Science," Thomas Dolby | You just can't be blinded by science. | Eac Zeffron |
| "She Lives In My Lap," Outkast | If she did, your leg would look weird! | Paul Warren |
| "She Shot A Hole In My Soul," Huey Lewis And The News | A soul is not a physical entity and can't be shot | Heather Brockwell |
| "She Wandered Through the Garden Fence," Procol Harum | Not without a chainsaw | Susanna Viljanen |
| "She's A Rainbow," The Rolling Stones | No woman is a rainbow. | Red Ruffcorn |
| "She's Electric," Oasis | Then what is she? Pikachu? | Alan the Ottoman |
| "She's Like Heroin," System Of A Down | She can be injected into a vein? | agent nerve |
| "She's The Blade," Sugarcult | A person can't be a blade | Franka |
| "Shepherd Moons," Enya | How can a moon belong to a shepherd? | Natasha Kershaw |
| "Shine On You Crazy Diamond," Pink Floyd | There is such thing as a crazy diamond? | ICP4EVER |
| "Shiny Happy People," R.E.M. | People don't shine...usually. | Sean |
| "Shrink the World," YellowCard | Riiiight. Can't be done. Nope. | Bryan Pardue |
| "Shy Hearts," Dan Hartman | Hearts can much, but(fourtunately) not be shy | Mads |
| "Silence Is Golden," The Tremeloes | Silence is not made from metal nor coloured | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Silent Night," Traditional | You can't expect a day or night to be all quiet | Christy McDaniel |
| "Silent Night," Traditional | Can't be silent if you're singing about it. | Melissa Conway |
| "Silent Talking," Corey Hart | This is an oxymoron | Trina Lufkin |
| "Silicon World," Eiffel 65 | There's no world made of silicon | Mads |
| "Silver Inches," Enya | What do THOSE look like? And how big are they? | Diddims |
| "Sing Me Back Home," Merle Haggard | The death penalty isn't that easy to escape from | Michael E Cormier |
| "Sing Me Back Home," Merle Haggard | Singing is not a means of transportation | Rachel Stedman |
| "Sing You Back To Me," Trisha Yearwood | Singing is not a form of transportation. | Andrea Greenleaf |
| "The Singing Sea," The Seatbelts | No body of water can sing. | Lois Teem |
| "The Sky is Crying," Eric Clapton | Yeah, that's called rain. | Evan |
| "The Sky is Falling," Aiden | the sky can't fall! | Lizzie |
| "Sleep Now in the Fire," Rage Against the Machine | OWCH!!! | Ned Riley |
| "Smells Like Funk," Black Eyed Peas | How can something smell like funk! | Stephanie |
| "Smells Like Nirvana," Weird Al Yankovic | I always wanted to know if Nirvana smelled good... | miiko |
| "Smells Like Teen Spirit," Nirvana | You can't smell spirit | CDD |
| "Smells Like Teen Spirit," Nirvana | What does that smell like, gym socks and perfume? | Jess Koopa |
| "Smiley Skeleton," Pierrot | Bones aren't incredibly expressive. | Kitase |
| "Snoopy vs The Red Baron," The Royal Guardsmen | FussBudget | |
| "Snoopy vs. the Red Baron," Royal Guardsmen | Von Richthofen died long before Snoopy came around | Jeffrey Hope |
| "Snorting Whiskey (Drinking Cocaine)," Pat Travers | Can't snort a drink, can't drink a powder. | Tab Cola |
| "Soak Up The Sun," Sheryl Crow | That would take one big honkin' mop! | Offender |
| "The Soft Parade," The Doors | It would be a parade of tip-toeing people. | Christy McDaniel |
| "Someday I'll be Saturday Night," Bon Jovi | Oh really...Is Friday still available? | Ricky |
| "Someday I'll Be Saturday Night," Bon Jovi | Actually, with a name change... | Mayanas |
| "Something Happened On The Way To Heaven," Phil Collins | So is that what a near-death experience is like? | Larcen Tyler |
| "The Song Is Love," Mary Travers | Emotions can be sung about, not themselves sung. | Raphael |
| "The Song Remembers When," Trisha Yearwood | Songs have no memory. | Julia Farda |
| "The Soul Of My Suit," Marc Bolan and T. Rex | As opposed to, say, a living bra? | Pickle* |
| "Soul Return," Alchemist | weird kid106 | |
| "Soul Singing," Black Crowes | Does a soul have a mouth to sing? | Peter |
| "Soul Survivor," Young Jeezy/Akon | How is a soul a survivor? | Corey Acklen |
| "Sounds Of Silence," Simon And Garfunkel | It's either a sound or it's silence | Bob Sponaugle |
| "Space Lord," Monster Magnet | There is no lord in outer space. | Rock Maninoff |
| "Space Trucking," Deep Purple | Yo, how could there be trucks in space? | Anonymous Bob |
| "Speed of Life," Alchemist | Life does not have a speed. | weird kid106 |
| "Spice Up Your Life," Spice Girls | Life cannot be made spicy | Diddims |
| "Spirit Sleeps Inside ," La arc en' ciel | I have no spirits sleepng inside me... | Christian Spindler |
| "Spirits In The Material World," The Police | Spirits aren't able to interact like that. | Larcen Tyler |
| "Spit You Out," Bullet For My Valentine | Can't have a person in your mouth to begin with | Franka |
| "Sprouts of Time," Angra | weird kid106 | |
| "St. Anger," Metallica | No such (known) saint existed... | The Rev.A Palgut |
| "Stairway To Heaven," Led Zeppelin | ... tell me when you get there | hippiedude5000 |
| "Stairway To Heaven," Led Zeppelin | Heather Brockwell | |
| "Stairway to the Stars," Blue Oyster Cult | lotsa freakin stairs | dinkerbell |
| "Stand Inside Of Your Love," Smashing Pumpkins | How do get inside of an emotion? | George Straitjacket |
| "Standing At the Edge of the Earth," Blessid Union Of Souls | The earth is round, therefore it has no edge. | Jeffrey Hope |
| "Standing In The Shadows Of Love," Four Tops | As an emotion, love doesn't really cast any shadow | Peter |
| "Stars Fell On Stockton," Shadows | (Think about it!) | FussBudget |
| "Stars Fell On Stockton," Shadows | That must hurt. A lot. | Katelyn |
| "Steal My Sunshine," Len | If it were mine; you'd need a huge getaway car. | George Straitjacket |
| "Stone In Love," Journey | Love is an emotion not a container. | ThatAwesomeGuy |
| "Stone In Love With You," The Stylistics | A stone can't be in love. | Fiona Apple Cider |
| "Stone Woman," Amorphis | weird kid106 | |
| "Stop the World (And Let Me Off)," Patsy Cline | Where would you go? | Carolee |
| "Storm in a Teacup," Milburn | Bloody big teacup | Willz |
| "Stormbringer," Deep Purple | Nobody can evoke weather phenomena | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Strawberry Fields Forever," The Beatles | They have to end SOMEtime! | Diddims |
| "Strength Beyond Strength," Pantera | last time i checked, YOU CANT DO THIS!! | i rock so much |
| "Stuck In Paradise," The Sweet Marie | How would you know if you were stuck there? | Peter |
| "Stuck On You," Lionel Richie | Only time this happens is w/ conjoined twins. | Peter |
| "The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine (Anymore)," The Walker Bros. | The sun HAS to shine. | Micky |
| "The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore," The Walker Brothers | It'll be dark, and everything will die! | crazydon |
| "Sun In My Hand," Scorpions | only in your dreams | MSG |
| "Sun In My Mouth," Bjork | She wants us thinking her mouth's that big?!? | Naomi Swanson |
| "The Sun In The Stream," Enya | Unless you're talking about a reflection... | Diddims |
| "Sun King," The Beatles | One cannot rule the sun. | Paul Bear |
| "Sun of Nothing," Between the Buried and Me | weird kid106 | |
| "Sunshine In The Shade," The Fixx | Wouldn't sunshine be out of the shade? | ThatAwesomeGuy |
| "Sunshine Of Your Love," Cream | Love is not a celestial body but an emotion | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Sunspot Baby," Bob Seger | Sunspots don't procreate nor are they inhabitable. | Janice Ferrell |
| "Superman's Dead," Our Lady Peace | He's fictional, so he wasn't alive to begin with. | Jim Rummy |
| "Surfin' Bird," The Trashmen | Birds don't ride surfboards | Marcia Zarwetten-Grassi |
| "Suzy Snowflake," Rosemary Clooney | Snowflakes don't have names. | Jamie Burke |
| "Sweet Escape," Gwen Stefani | When you taste one, let me know! | Peter Lau |
| "Sweet Leaf," Black Sabbath | How would you know how a leaf would taste! EW!!!!! | Anonymous Bob |
| "Swing Life Away," Rise Against | If only it was that easy. | Lizzie |
| "Swinging On A Star," Bing Crosby | And who would do the pushing? | oldtimer |
| "Sympathetic Noose," Black Rebel Motorcycle Club | So...the noose feels bad that it's hanging you? | Mike |
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