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Fun Music Information -> Santana
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Possible Misspelled Names:
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Santana ft. Chad Kroeger/Alex Band, Santana featuring Rob Thomas, Santana featuring Michelle Branch, Santana featuring Everlast, Santana (feat. Rob Thomas), Santana/Everlast, Michelle Branch & SantanaVainity Songs:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Maria Maria (feat. The Product G&B)" | Lyric: "She fell in love with East L.A. to the sound of a guitar played by Carlos Santana" - Evan |
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Mother's Daughter" | The song is clearly a poke at an ex. (girlfriend? wife? succubus?), but the lyrics only paraphrase the title. - princejellyfish |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "All I Ever Vaunted" | "All I Ever Wanted" | Eva Cave |
| "All I Ever Haunted" | "All I Ever Wanted" | Eva Cave |
| "All I Ever Taunted" | "All I Ever Wanted" | Eva Cave |
| "All I Ever Daunted" | "All I Ever Wanted" | Eva Cave |
| "The Pope Was A Bed-Wetter" | "Hope Your Feeling Better" | princejellyfish |
There are additional Santana new song names available. | ||
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Black Magic Woman," | Magic is not black and is never a woman. | Rock Maninoff |
| "Shades Of Time," | Time has no color. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Singing Winds, Crying Beasts," | Winds don't sing. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everything's Coming Our Way," | Not EVERYthing! | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everybody's Everything," | That's not true! | Yvette Bristle |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "A Word In Spanish," Elton John | "Oye Como Va," Santana | |
| "Living On My Own," Freddie Mercury | "No One To Depend On," Santana | |
| "Baby What You Want Me To Do," Jimmy Reed | "Nothing At All," Santana | |
| "All You Wanted," Michelle Branch | "All I Ever Wanted," Santana | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Evil Was" originally "Evil Ways"
What was it?
Dobbs
"Let The Children Ply" originally "Let The Children Play"
Candy Welty
"Let The Children Lay" originally "Let The Children Play"
Candy Welty
"Let The Children Pay" originally "Let The Children Play"
Candy Welty
"Back Magic Woman" originally "Black Magic Woman"
Halloweena Jolie
There are additional Santana song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Evil Sways" originally "Evil Ways"
Sardine Taylor
"Twinning" originally "Winning"
Patricia McClure
"Everything's Coming Your Way" originally "Everything's Coming Our Way"
Norman Cornelius
"Devil Ways" originally "Evil Ways"
Peter
Change a Letter:
"Pinning" originally "Winning"
Bob
"Winking" originally "Winning"
Maya
"No Ode To Depend On" originally "No One To Depend On"
Nancy
"Black Magic Roman" originally "Black Magic Woman"
Donna Gelpigi
"Evil Pays" originally "Evil Ways"
Bob Buran
There are additional Santana song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Black Magic Woman" | "Black Sharpie Marker" | Elene ES |
| "Black Magic Woman" | "Black Sharpie Marker" | Annie Gardener |
| "Oye Como Va" | "Oi My Combover" | G. R. Broski |
| "Black Magic Woman" | "Black Sharpie Marker" | Mrs. Elane ES |
| "Black Magic Woman" | "Black Sharpie Marker" | wildcard |
| "Black Magic Woman" | "Black Sharpie Marker" | wildcard |
| "Black Magic Woman" | "Map Matchin' Moron" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Black Magic Woman" | "Black Sharpie Marker" | hamend |
| "Black Magic Woman/Gypsy Queen" | "Black Magic Marker" | Max Power |
| "Evil Ways" | "Knievel's Ways" | Matthias |
There are additional Santana song parodies available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Evil Ways | Churches/Religious Organizations | oldsong |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| When You're In Love With A Beautiful Woman Dr. Hook | Black Magic Woman Santana | When You're In Love With A Beautiful Black Magic Woman | Edward |
| Just Another Woman In Love Anne Murray | Black Magic Woman Santana | Just Another Black Magic Woman In Love | Edward |
| When A Man Loves A Woman Percy Sledge | Black Magic Woman Santana | When A Man Loves A Black Magic Woman I sure hope he doesn't do anything to make her mad! | Ramona B. |
| Man, I Feel Like A Woman Shania Twain | Black Magic Woman Santana | Man, I Feel Like A Black Magic Woman | Josh 999 |
| There are additional Santana duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Santana Esmeralda
Santa Esmeralda combined with Santana
Submitted By: Joe
Santanarama
Santana combined with Bananarama
Submitted By: Gary Albright
Misheard Lyrics:
"Evil Ways"
Misheard Lyrics: The kids go on
Original Lyrics: This can't go on
| "No One to Depend On"
Misheard Lyrics: Ain't got no one, to do my laundry
Original Lyrics: Ain't got no one, no tengo a nadie
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"Evil Ways"
Misheard Lyrics: With Tina Jones and a who knows who.
Original Lyrics: Jean and Joan and a who knows who
| "Winning"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm Willie, I'm Willie
Original Lyrics: I'm winning, I'm winning
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| There are additional Santana misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Evil Ways"
Misheard Lyrics: With Tina Jones and a who knows who.
Original Lyrics: Jean and Joan and a who knows who
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Rick Harley I first heard this song when I was only 10 or 11 and I'm in my early 60s now. I've always wondered who Tina Jones was and if it was referring to something other than a woman. Tina being used in place of the name of a drug. When the song came on and I sang the lyrics I had to look up finally to find out it was Jean and Joan. |
| There are additional Santana misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Black Magic Woman"
Better Lyrics:
title: Black Magic Maker
Got a black magic marker, got a black magic marker
Got a black magic marker, draws me a line I can see
I got a black magic marker, it's gonna make a Rembrandt out of me.
Comes in 6 different colors, comes in 6 different colors
Yes, it comes in 6 different colors, all of them black as can be.
I got a black magic marker, it's gonna make a Rembrandt out of me.
Got a smell to it, baby, mmm, got a smell to it, baby.
Got a smell to it, baby
Turning my head into stone
You get me so high, magic marker
I can't leave you alone.
Don't leave the cap off it baby, don't leave the cap off it baby.
Yeah, don't leave the cap off it baby
Stop messing round with my wick
Leave the cap off it baby, i'll have to use a g...d.. Bic.
Got a black magic marker, got a black magic marker
Got a black magic marker, draws me a line I can see
I got a black magic marker, it's gonna make a Rembrandt out of me.
Comes in 6 different colors, comes in 6 different colors
Yes, it comes in 6 different colors, all of them black as can be.
I got a black magic marker, it's gonna make a Rembrandt out of me.
Got a smell to it, baby, mmm, got a smell to it, baby.
Got a smell to it, baby
Turning my head into stone
You get me so high, magic marker
I can't leave you alone.
Don't leave the cap off it baby, don't leave the cap off it baby.
Yeah, don't leave the cap off it baby
Stop messing round with my wick
Leave the cap off it baby, i'll have to use a g...d.. Bic.
Original Lyrics:
Got a black magic woman
Got a black magic woman
I've got a black magic woman
Got me so blind, I can't see
That she's a black magic woman
She's trying to make a devil outta me
Don't turn your back on me, baby
Don't turn your back on me, baby
Yes, don't turn your back on me, baby
Stop messing 'round with your tricks
Don't turn your back on me, baby
You just might pick up my magic sticks
Got your spell on me, baby
You got your spell on me, baby
Yes, you got your spell on me, baby
Turning my heart into stone
I need you so bad, magic woman
I can't leave you alone
Got a black magic woman
I've got a black magic woman
Got me so blind, I can't see
That she's a black magic woman
She's trying to make a devil outta me
Don't turn your back on me, baby
Don't turn your back on me, baby
Yes, don't turn your back on me, baby
Stop messing 'round with your tricks
Don't turn your back on me, baby
You just might pick up my magic sticks
Got your spell on me, baby
You got your spell on me, baby
Yes, you got your spell on me, baby
Turning my heart into stone
I need you so bad, magic woman
I can't leave you alone
Submitted by: Bubba
"Maria, Maria"
Better Lyrics:
Oh Maria Maria
she made the headline of this story
walking to the corner store
she got hit by a music star
oh Maria Maria
she wanted to get some eggs
she got hit by a car
drove by Carlos Santana
she made the headline of this story
walking to the corner store
she got hit by a music star
oh Maria Maria
she wanted to get some eggs
she got hit by a car
drove by Carlos Santana
Original Lyrics:
Ho Maria Maria
She reminds me of a west side story
Growing up in Spanish Harlem
She's living the life just like a movie star
Ho Maria Maria
She fell in love in East L.A.
To the sounds of the guitar, yeah, yeah
Played by Carlos Santana
She reminds me of a west side story
Growing up in Spanish Harlem
She's living the life just like a movie star
Ho Maria Maria
She fell in love in East L.A.
To the sounds of the guitar, yeah, yeah
Played by Carlos Santana
Submitted by: SANE
Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Black Magic Woman"
Opening Lines: Got a black magic woman.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
| "Evil Ways"
Opening Lines: You've got to change your evil ways.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Band Name Anagrams:
Ana's Ant Submitted by: Bridal Shower Curtain Call Waiting Room
Anna Sat Submitted by: Bridal Shower Curtain Call Waiting Room
Ana's Tan Submitted by: Bridal Shower Curtain Call Waiting Room
As An Ant Submitted by: dxman
Song Title Anagrams:
"Margie" originally "Mirage"
Submitted by: Gus
"Ma Won Black Magic" originally "Black Magic Woman"
Submitted by: Joe
"Sway Veil" originally "Evil Ways"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Vile Ways" originally "Evil Ways"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Wales Ivy" originally "Evil Ways"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
There are additional Santana Song Title Anagrams available.
Super Long Pop Songs:
"Black Magic Woman" Length: 5:24
The ending of this Fleetwood Mac song contains "Gypsy Queen" as well.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
Song Title Acrostics:
WAR: "Well All Right"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
EW: "Evil Ways"
Like in: "Ew! That's disgusting!"
Submitted by: Peter
Foreign Language in English Songs:
"No one to depend on"
The Lyrics: No tengo anadie
Why: This is one of the many songs that Santana uses Spanish words in English songs. "No tengo anadie" means "I have nobody" in Spanish.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
Nan Santa originally "Santana"
Submitted by: Reese Witherspoonerism
