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Album cover parody of Fresh Cream by Cream
Parody album cover
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This is the most recent information about Cream that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Cream, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

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Eric Clapton/Creem

Quotes:

You've got that rainbow feel - but the rainbow has a beard.

('SWLABR' - an abbreviation for 'She Was (or Walks) Like A Bearded Rainbow' - Disraeli Gears 1967)


Submitted by: LucidLupin
 

Jokes:

Q: What do Ginger Baker and 7-11 coffee have in common?
A: They both suck without Cream!
Submitted by: That guy who looks like Slash
 

Band Name Origins:

  • Ginger Baker, Jake Bruce and Eric Clapton were thought of at the time to be the best musicians around. In other words they were thought of to be the cream of the crop. This is where their name came from. Submitted by: Stew
  • courtjester is right, but to be anal retentive and exact, they thought they were the best musicians, with cream coming from the saying 'the cream of the crop' Submitted by: mark p

Better Off Solo?:

Name
New Career
Comments & Submitter Name
"Jack Bruce""After Cream disbanded, Jack Bruce did a lot of different things, including releasing an impressive amount of solo material, recording a couple collaboration albums with Robin Trower in the 1980's, and touring as part of Ringo Starr's All-Starr Band from 1997 to 2000. He was a true legend...may he rest in peace." - GlamRockNinjaLord
"Eric Clapton""Cream broke up in 1968, and Clapton was also with Blind Faith and Derek & The Dominos." - oldrock

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Badge"Where in the song do they ever talk about a badge? - David Jones

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Best Rat And Warthog""Pressed Rat And Warthog"Regina Haniger
"Pressed Rattan Warthog""Pressed Rat And Warthog"Regina Haniger

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Sitting On Top Of The World,"The world has no top.Yvette Bristle
"Sunshine Of Your Love,"Love is not a celestial body but an emotionSusanna Viljanen

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Happy?," Mudvayne"I'm So Glad," Cream
"Laughing," The Guess Who"I'm So Glad," Cream
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi"Sitting On Top Of The World," Cream
"Margarita," The Traveling Wilburys"Sweet Wine," Cream
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Sunshine Of Our Love" originally "Sunshine Of Your Love"
Duncan Moore
"Anyone For Ennis" originally "Anyone For Tennis"
Ennis is a town in Ireland.
Eileen McKenzie
"Tales Of Rave Ulysses " originally "Tales Of Brave Ulysses"
After he drank his 'ales'. -:)
Peter
"Outside Oman Blues" originally "Outside Woman Blues"
Song of one longing to return to Oman?
Stephanie Craddock
"Ales of Brave Ulysses" originally "Tales of Brave Ulysses"
John A. Barry

There are additional Cream song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Sunshine Of Your Glove" originally "Sunshine Of Your Love"
Duncan Moore
"Badger" originally "Badge"
We don't need no stinking...well, you get the idea
Joe Siebert
"Tables Of Brave Ulysses" originally "Tales Of Brave Ulysses"
Adrienne Schnell
"Anyone For Stennis" originally "Anyone For Tennis"
As in John Stennis, past US Senator from MS.
Mandy Seaver
"White Groom" originally "White Room"
Bob

There are additional Cream song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Sunshine Of Sour Love" originally "Sunshine Of Your Love"
Duncan Moore
"Sunshine Of Your Move" originally "Sunshine Of Your Love"
Oliver South
"White Rook" originally "White Room"
Two of the pieces in chess.
Serafina
"Budge" originally "Badge"
Roberta
"Barge" originally "Badge"
Serafina

There are additional Cream song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

Feb 15
a parody of "White Room" by Cream
Golf parody of Cream's "White Room" written in honor of Ginger's 66th birthday in 2005.
YouTube: (Streaming Video)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"White Room ""Bathroom"hamend
"I'm So Glad""Guy's So Vlad"John A. Barry
"Tales of Brave Ulysses""Males Love, Crave Lewd Missies"John A. Barry
"I'm So Glad""I’m No Shad"John A. Barry
"Cocaine""Pentrite"Susanna Viljanen
"White Room""The Black Room"Dennis
"I'm So Glad""I’m So Vlad"John A. Barry
"Badge""Where Is My Badge (The Cop's Song)"Phil Nelson
"Badge""Band"Phil Nelson
"Strange Brew""Swine Flu"Timmy1000

There are additional Cream song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
We're Going WrongPC Friend (computer goods shop)pickle*
White RoomPlayboy Channelthe ANCer

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
White RoomNAACPBill S
PoliticianPolitical adBill S
Strange BrewMiller Brewing Companybritrock
Strange BrewAnheiser-Busch (Budweiser)britrock
Born Under A Bad SignAstrologistMatt Swanton
There are additional Cream on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
We'll Sing In The Sunshine
   Helen Reddy
Sunshine Of Your Love
   Cream
We'll Sing In The Sunshine Of Your Love
Edward
Can't Get Along (Without You)
   Hard-Fi
Sweet Wine
   Cream
Can't Get Sweet Wine (Without You)
Dongquan
Can't Get Enough
   Bad Company
Sweet Wine
   Cream
Can't Get Enough Sweet Wine
David Jones
Can't Stand Losing You
   The Police
Badge
   Cream
Can't Stand Losing My Badge
I wonder what that cop did wrong.
David Jones
There are additional Cream duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Godley & Cream
Godley & Creme combined with Cream
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Boston Cream
Boston combined with Cream
Now, we just need a band called "Pie".
Submitted By: Brian Kelly
Sweet Cream
Sweet combined with Cream
Submitted By: JeReMy
Honey Cream Cone
Honey Cone combined with Cream
Submitted By: Sutch

There are additional Cream Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Pressed Rat and Warthog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Selling a toner apples Anthropoid hate
Original Lyrics:
Selling atonal apples Amplified heat
"Sunshine of Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give you my doll suprise
Original Lyrics:
Give you my dawn surprise.
"Sunshine of Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's getting near dawn, when lights close their tired eyes.
Original Lyrics:
It's getting near dawn, when nights close their tired eyes.
"Sunshine of Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's skidding dear dawn
The night squirrels with tired eyes
Original Lyrics:
It's getting near dawn
When lights close their tired eyes
There are additional Cream misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Pressed Rat and Warthog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Selling a toner apples Anthropoid hate
Original Lyrics:
Selling atonal apples Amplified heat

Story about this misheard lyric by: Bou Galoux

I had this wrong for roughly 45 years.

There are additional Cream misheard stories available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Swlabr"
The Funny Lyrics:
You've got that rainbow feel such good responses but the rainbow has a beard
Why They're Funny:
It's deliberately nonsense (they were supposedly high on acid when they wrote the song), and jack bruce sings it so earnestly.
Submitted by: Jim
 

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"I'm So Glad"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
I'm so glad, I'm so glad, I'm glad I'm glad
I'm glad I'm so glad
I'm so glad, I'm glad I'm glad
I'm glad dont know what to do
Dont know what to say
Dont know what to do
I'm so glad, I'm so glad
Why They're Repetitive:
Great song, good beat, great drrumming, just light on content
Submitted by: gilrissy1949
 

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Sunshine Of Your Love"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
It's getting near dawn
When nights close the tired eyes
Why They're Nonsensical:
Why would night close eyes at dawn? That makes no sense at all! And why is night plural?!
Submitted by: julies_call
"Anyone For Tennis"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Setting up the chessboard, while death rolls out the dice,
Anyone for tennis, wouldn't that be nice?
Why They're Nonsensical:
Why is death rolling dice? Doesn't he know how to play chess? Or tennis? What were you on when you wrote this one, Eric?
Submitted by: Red Tim
There are additional Cream nonsensical lyrics available.

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Anyone For Tennis"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
And you can tell they're all the same under all the pretty lies
Anyone for tennis, wouldn't that be nice?
Why They're Misrhymed:
Maybe it's 'under all the pretty lice' :)
Submitted by: Red Tim
 

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Born Under A Bad Sign"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
"I've been down since I began to crawl" "Bad luck and trouble are my only friend/ I've been down ever since I was ten"
Why They're Inappropriate:
I know I'm being picky, but... He didn't start learning how to crawl until he was ten years old?
Submitted by: Scott
"Sunshine Of Your Love"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I'll be with you darling soon,
I'll be with you when the stars start falling
Why They're Inappropriate:
Doesn't that mean that they will be alive at the End of the World?
Submitted by: d00d

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Born Under a Bad Sign"
Opening Lines:
Born under a bad sign. I've been down since I began to crawl.
Comments:
Submitted by: David Jones
"Wrapping Paper"
Opening Lines:
Wrapping paper in the gutter
Comments:
Submitted by: David Jones
There are additional Cream spelling lyrics available.

Scary Song Lyrics:

"White Room"
The Lyrics:
in a white room,with black curtains!
Why:
that room description,IS SCARY ENOUGH!
Submitted by: art E.
"Strange Brew"
The Lyrics:
strange brew kill's what's inside of you
Why:
IT SOUNDS BAD PERIOD
Submitted by: arthur

Song Title Space Change:

"Press Ed Rat And Warthog" originally "Pressed Rat And Warthog"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Press Ed Rat And Warthog" originally "Pressed Rat And Warthog"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Pressed Rat And Wart Hog" originally "Pressed Rat And Warthog"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"Badge"
The Lyrics:
Thinkin' that I might have drove you too far
Why:
It should be "DRIVEN," not "DROVE," but they used the past tense "drove" because the past participle "driven" doesn't fit.
Submitted by: Isac
 

Band Name Anagrams:

Me Car Submitted by: Peter
McRae Submitted by: Sarah Tonin
Mr. Ace Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Ceram Submitted by: Regina Haniger
Ceram is an island in Indonesia.

Song Title Anagrams:

"Grow, Ginger Owen" originally "We're Going Wrong"
Submitted by: James D
"Clare Sqiurts" originally "Cats Squirrel"
Submitted by: James D
"Piss Game Hit Ten" originally "Passing the Time"
Submitted by: James d
"Gismo Lad" originally "I'm So Glad"
Submitted by: Kate Downton
"Hi, Worm Toe" originally "White Room"
Bizarre!
Submitted by: Emma Stone's Throw

There are additional Cream Song Title Anagrams available.

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"I'm Slow, Gad" originally "I'm So, Glad"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"I'm Slow, Gad" originally "I'm So, Glad"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Cyme Glow Ad" originally "I'm So Glad"
Cyme = type of flower cluster on certain plants
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Cyme Glow Ad" originally "I'm So Glad"
Cyme = type of flower cluster on certain plants
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Sun Line Of Your Shove" originally "Sunshine Of Your Love"
Submitted by: Job Lowe

There are additional Cream Song Title Spoonerisms available.

Lighter Side of Serious Bands:

"Mother's Lament"
The blues psychedelia of Cream, led by Eric Clapton's majestic guitar work, was briefly interrupted by this music-ditty....the last track on the classic album Disreali Gears. "A mother was washing her baby one night, The youngest of ten and a delicate mite. The mother was poor and the baby was thin, 'Twas naught but an skelingtin covered with skin. The mother turned 'round for a soap off the rack. She was only a moment but when she turned back Her baby had gone, and in anguish she cried, "Oh, where 'as my baby gone?" The angels replied: Oh, your baby has gone down the plug 'ole. Oh, your baby has gone down the plug. The poor little thing was so skinny and thin, He should 'ave been washed in a jug, in a jug. Your baby is perfectly happy; He won't need a bath anymore. He's a-muckin' about with the angels above, Not lost but gone before. "
Submitted by: Agrimorfee

Movies Named After Song Titles:

"Strange Brew"
1983 film w/ Dave Thomas & Rick Moranis
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale

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