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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.
For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.
| Song/Performer | Comments | Submittor |
| "Cadillac Tears," Kevin Denney | Automobiles don't cry. | Shannon Ingrid Travis |
| "The Cage of Me," Andromeda | weird kid106 | |
| "Calling All Angels," Train | Where's the Heaven Hotline? Show me! | BulldozerBegins |
| "Calling All Comets," Bill Haley & His Comets | You cannot telephone a celestial body | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Can You Feel The Love Tonight?," Elton John | No, you cannot feel it or touch it. | Christy McDaniel |
| "Can't Breathe," Leona Lewis | She'd be unable to sing & would die soon w/o aid. | Meredith Harshaw |
| "Can't Close the Book," Balance of Power | weird kid106 | |
| "Can't Fight This Feeling," REO Speedwagon | How do you fight with a feeling to begin with? | Larcen Tyler |
| "Can't Stop," Red Hot Chili Peppers | Si se puede! (Yes you can in English) | Atrichoke_Man |
| "Candy Girl," The Four Seasons | Natalie Snortman | |
| "The Candy Man," Sammy Davis, Jr. | No man is made from candy. | MOR |
| "Candy Rain," Soul For Real | Rain is made from natural water, not candies. | Ricky Ticky Taffy |
| "The Captain Of Her Heart," Double | Maybe a captain that needs to ask for directions. | MOR |
| "Carefree Highway," Gordon Lightfoot | Um, how can a highway be carefree? | Diddims |
| "Carolina In My Mind," James Taylor | That ain't where Carolina is. | Pam Tabor |
| "Castle On a Cloud," Les Miserables | You can't use a cloud for a foundation. | brainstem |
| "Castle on a Cloud," Les Miserables | Crash! | Diddims |
| "Castle on a Cloud," Les Misérables | Clouds are gaseous... | .:The Mizzie:. |
| "Castles In The Air," Don McLean | Pam Tabor | |
| "Castles In The Sky," Ian Van Dahl | Oh my god, where?! | Lindsey |
| "Castles In The Sky," Ian Van Dahl | Tell me why do we build castles in the sky? | Idont Havaname |
| "Cat People," David Bowie | Cats aren't humans | Erin Esurance |
| "Catch A Falling Star," Perry Como | How would you do that? With baseball gloves? | oldtimer |
| "Catch A Wave," The Beach Boys | You can't catch water. | Bobby Brooks Lapp |
| "Catch The Sun," The Doves | Tried, but failed!!! :( | Sean |
| "Catch The Wind," Donovan | You can't catch wind | Aaerni |
| "Chain Me Free," The Matches | When someone is chained they are typically trapped | Alex |
| "Chameleon Boy," Blue October | You're either a chameleon or a boy. Not both! | Lizzie |
| "Champagne Supernova," Oasis | There's no champagne constellation. | Jules |
| "Champagne Supernova," Oasis | Name says it all. Get me there fast! | JC Foster |
| "Channel Z," The B-52s | Last I checked, all channels were numbered! | Larcen Tyler |
| "Chase The Sun," Corey Hart | No one can chase the sun. | Travis |
| "Chasing Pavements," Adele | Since when can pavements run? | JC Foster |
| "Cherry Blossom Girl," Air | Um? | Jellybean |
| "Children Of Sea," Black Sabbath | Bodies of water do not procreate human offspring | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Children Of The Sun," Billy Thorpe | Children are not born on the sun. | Random Madeupperson |
| "Chocolate Rain," Tay Zonday | Rain is made up of water, not chocolate. | brainstem |
| "Chocolate Rain," Tay Zonday | As real as the Skittles rainbow. | Diddims |
| "Christmas Isn't Christmas (Since You Said Goodbye)," Myra | Self contradictory, with or anyone saying goodbye | Amber Wayland |
| "Christmas Isn't Christmas Without You," Evan Rachel Wood | Self contradictory, with or without you | Amber Wayland |
| "Chrome Plated Heart," Melissa Etheridge | How the heck can you have a chrome plated heart? | Crispay Chicken |
| "Church Of The Heart," Roxette | Hearts don't have buildings in them. | George Straitjacket |
| "Church Of The Poison Mind," Culture Club | Church does not poison your mind | Christy McDaniel |
| "Clumsy Card House," Blue October | The builder can be clumsy, but the house itself? | Lizzie |
| "The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati," Demolition Cat | Natalie Snortman | |
| "Cold Day In the Sun," Foo Fighters | What strange weather. | Lizzie |
| "Color Him Father," The Winstons | I've never heard of that color. | Peter |
| "Color My World," Petula Clark | That's gonne be one giganic crayon! | Peter |
| "Colors of the Wind," Vanessa Williams | u cant see wind so where's the color comin from? | Raphaella So |
| "Colors of the Wind," Vanessa Williams | What colour are they? | lupyne |
| "Colour My World," Chicago | That's going to take a lot of paint! | Glenn |
| "Comfortably Numb," Pink Floyd | You have to feel in order to be comfortable | CDD |
| "Concrete Angel," Martina McBride | if so how could they fly??? duh | Jenny |
| "Cosmic Cowboy," Nitty Gritty Dirt Band | There are no livestock in outer space | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Countdown To Zero," Asia | Who counts down to zero? Isn't it BLAST OFF! | ThatAwesomeGuy |
| "A Cowboy's Work Is Never Done," Sonny & Cher | Yeah, they do get done with their work. | Peter |
| "Cowgirls Don't Cry," Brooks and Dunn w/ Reba McEntire | If they didn't have tear ducts they wouldn't | Christy McDaniel |
| "Cows With Guns," Dana Lyons | Where'd the cows get the guns? | ThatAwesomeGuy |
| "Crazy Train," Ozzy Osbourne | Trains don't have emotions. Maybe crazy engineer.. | thayer |
| "Crocodile Rock," Elton John | A crocodile cannot be a rock. | JC Foster |
| "Crocodile Rock," Elton John | Crocodiles don't rock (although the do roll). | Regina Olsen |
| "Cruel Sun," Rusted Root | How can the sun have a personality? | Natasha |
| "Cry For Eternity," Dragonforce | If that were the case, you'd be living forever! | DJ Blaze |
| "Cry Me A River," Julie London | No one can cry that much! | Meg Owens |
| "The Crystal Ship," The Doors | Is this why the Titanic broke? | Glenn |
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