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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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"Hair of Gold," Harry LeeHair is not literally made out of goldDeedee
"Half A World Away," R.E.M.That just doesn't seem rightRich
"Half Past Nothing," The Duponts"Nothing" is not a time.Yvette Bristle
"Halo of Flies," Alice CooperHalos are not made out of flies.Wanda Pierce
"Hamburger Lady," Throbbing GristleNo woman is a hamburger.Opie M.
"Hammer In My Heart," UtopiaThat's one tool Tim Allen won't be using.Rocky Balboa Constrictor
"Hand Of Sorrow," Within TemptationSorrow has no hands.Heather Brockwell
"A Handful Of Stars," Nat King ColeStars can't be held in one's hands.Yvette Bristle
"Hands Of Gold," Ed SheeranThose would be very useless hands!Peter
"Hands Of Love," Miley CyrusEmotions don't have their own body parts.Peter
"Hands Of Your Own Greed," BravestarGreed doesn't have hands.Yvette Bristle
"Handshake Drugs," WilcoDrugs don't shake hands, but they make them shake.Jake
"Hang Fire," Rolling Stones Where would you hang fire, even if you could?Peter
"Hang My Teeth On Your Door," 16 HorsepowerOne cannot hang his or her teeth on another's doorCathy Dennis the Menace
"Hang On To Your Ego," Frank Black An ego cannot be held with hands.Rock Maninoff
"Hang On To Your I.Q.," PlaceboYou can't hang on to IQHelen Back
"Hang Up Your Problems," Super LoveProblems can't be hung.Yvette Bristle
"Hang Your Teardrops Up To Dry," The StylisticsTeardrops can't be hung.Yvette Bristle
"Hanging By A Moment," LifehouseIf you succeed in doing this, tell me how.Mr. Critic
"Hanging By A Moment," LifehouseA moment is not an object.Dongquan
"Hanging On A Moment," Amy AllisonMoments don't have anything to hang onto.Yvette Bristle
"Hanging On The Edge Of Sadness," The Flying MachineSadness has no edges; you can't hang on it.Yvette Bristle
"Happier Than The Morning Sun," B.J. ThomasThe sun doesn't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Happiness In Slavery," Nine Inch NailsSlavery does not make anyone happy.Opie M.
"Happiness is a Warm Gun," The BeatlesHappiness is an emotion, not a weaponSusanna Viljanen
"Happiness Is Egg-Shaped," The SeahorsesHappiness is an emotion and has no shape.Yvette Bristle
"Happiness Is Just Around The Bend," Main IngredientFascinating where some people find emotions.Peter
"Happy All The Time," The FlatmatesNo one is.Yvette Bristle
"Happy As The Sun," Tyrone WellsThe sun doesn't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen," Neil SedakaNumbers have no taste and no birthdays.Isac
"Happy Days," Theme SongsA day cannot be happy.Rick Rold
"Happy Drum," BabylandMusical instruments have no feelings.Yvette Bristle
"Happy Feet," Cab CallowayFeet cannot experience happinessOld Man Edgar Winter
"Happy Feet Time," The MontclairsFeet don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Happy Flower," Nellie McKayFlowers don't have emotions.Kristin Carpenter
"Happy Guitar," Tommy Steele & The SteelmenMusical instruments don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Happy Hand," Ben LeeHands don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Happy Hands And Happy Feet," Dada LifeExtremities have no emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Happy Heart," Andy WilliamsHearts don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Happy House," Siouxsie & The BansheesBuildings have no emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Happy Hunting Horn," Cast Of 'Pal Joey'Musical instruments don't hunt nor have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Happy Island," The Poppy FamilyIslands don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Happy Little Trees," Gym Class HeroesTrees don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Happy Madness," Joe HendersonMadness isn't happy.Yvette Bristle
"The Happy Organ," Dave 'Baby' CortezOrgans don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Happy Pills," CandleboxPills can't exhibit happiness.Candy Welty
"Happy Sad," Ocean AlleySelf-contradictory.Chowder
"Happy Sad," Ocean AlleyYou cannot be both at the same time.Lance Crackers
"Happy Shades Of Blue," Freddy CannonColors don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Happy Shoes," Curly PutnamFootwear can't exhibit happiness.Yvette Bristle
"Happy Summer Days," Ronnie DoveDays are incapable of emotions.Frieda Evans
"Happy Valley," Billy BauerGeographic features don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"A Hard Day's Night," The BeatlesOk, what?jdizzy
"Hard Rain's Gonna Fall," Bob DylanRain can be wet and cold but not hardSusanna Viljanen
"Hard Sun," Eddie VedderHuh?Rich
"Hard Sun," Indio/Eddie VedderEveryone is afraid to feel it.John Phillips Screwdriver
"Harden My Heart," QuarterflashNeed a lot of cholesterol for that!Larcen Tyler
"Hat Full Of Stars," Cyndi LauperStars won't fit in a hat (plus they'd vaporize it)Megan Ura
"Hate Your Friends," LemonheadsNo one you hate can really qualify as a friend.Renee Sutton
"Haunted Heart," Jo StaffordHearts are incapable of being haunted.Peter
"Have You Looked Into Your Heart," Jerry ValeNo, I don't have X-ray vision.Peter
"The Hawk Talks," Duke Ellington And His OrchestraHawks don't talk.Yvette Bristle
"He Broke Your Memory Last Night," Reba McEntireA memory isn't a tangible breakable entity.Monica Harpootlian
"He Is My Everything," Connie SmithNo person can be everything.Yvette Bristle
"He Lives In You," Tim Rice + Elton JohnIs he some sort of parasite?Moo!
"He Was Love," Susan RayeLove is an emotion, not a person.Yvette Bristle
"He Was Me, He Was You," The BellsA person can't be other people.Yvette Bristle
"He's A Dream," ShandiPeople aren't dreams.Carrie-Ann Crowe
"He's A Walking Miracle," The EssexMiracles cannot walk, and they're not menOld Man Edgar Winter
"He's Everywhere," Sammi SmithNo one can be everywhere.Yvette Bristle
"He's Got The Whole World In His Hands," Laurie LondonNobody's hands are THAT big.David
"He's My Light," Mitty CollierLight has no gender; people aren't lights.Yvette Bristle
"He's Only Everything," Reba McEntireNo person can be everythingWanda Pierce
"Head Like A Hole," Nine Inch NailsHeads aren't like holes.rocky
"Head Over Heels," Tears For FearsOnly if you were born with a really bad deformity.Celeste
"Headhunt," KrokusA head itself can't hunt.Luci Flores
"Heads We're Dancing," Kate BushHeads cannot dance by themselves.Paul Bear
"Healing Hands," Elton JohnHands alone cannot heal other people.Brit Boxx
"Hear The Grass Grow," Eighth DayGrass can't be heard growing.Yvette Bristle
"Heard It All Before ," Sunshine AndersonI doubt you've heard everything. George Straitjacket
"Heart Factory," Sleater-KinneyHearts are not manufactured.Emmy Kay Butanone
"Heart Full Of Rain," Joe CockerHearts aren't full of water.Yvette Bristle
"Heart Full Of Sorrow," House Of PainHearts don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Heart Full Of Soul," The YardbirdsMusic or incorporeal essences aren't in hearts.Peter
"A Heart Has Asked For The Pleasure," MonoHearts can't speak.Yvette Bristle
"A Heart Is A House For Love," The DellsA heart is not any kind of house.Heather Brockwell
"The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter," Reba McEntireA heart cannot hunt anything.Lynnetta Lore
"The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter," Reba McEntireDoes it use guns or bow and arrows?Trina Lufkin
"The Heart Is Not So Smart," DeBargeOf course not! Hearts don't have intelligence.Yvette Bristle
"Heart Like A Wheel," Linda RonstadtYou can't ride your car with four heartsMr. Critic
"Heart Like A Wheel," Linda RonstadtA heart isn't round, so it can't be like a wheel.Peggy Dishwasher
"A Heart Like You," Connie SmithHearts don't resemble people.Yvette Bristle
"The Heart Never Forgets," LeAnn RimesHearts have no memory.Yvette Bristle
"Heart Of Glass," BlondieHearts aren't made of glassRobert
"Heart Of Gold," Neil YoungHearts aren't colored goldrocky
"Heart Of Ice," Joe JacksonHearts aren't made of ice.Yvette Bristle
"Heart Of Nowhere," Joe Locke Quintet"Nowhere" is not a location.Yvette Bristle
"The Heart Of Rock 'n' Roll," Huey Lewis And The NewsSince when was a type of music a living thing?Larcen Tyler
"Heart Of Steel," ManowarHearts aren't made of steelMrs. Critic
"Heart Of Stone," CherHearts aren't made of stonewho cares what my name is
"Heart Of The Sunrise," YesNo sunrise has a heart.Yvette Bristle
"Heart Shaped World," Chris IsaakSeen the world lately, buddy? It's round. Round.JC Foster
"Heart Speaks First," Travis GarlandHearts are incapable of talking.Yvette Bristle
"Heart String," Earl KlughHearts don't have strings.Yvette Bristle
"Heart Turns To Stone," ForeignerHearts don't become stone.Yvette Bristle
"Heart With 4 Wheel Drive," Road HammersHearts aren't motor vehicles and have no wheels.Heather Brockwell
"Heart With 4 Wheel Drive," Paul ThornA heart is not a vehicle.Yvette Bristle
"The Heart Won't Lie," Reba McEntireThe heart cannot lie or tell the truth.Lynnetta Lore
"Heartache City," Uriah HeepThere is no city with this name.Yvette Bristle
"Heartache Looking For A Home," The Osborne BrothersHeartaches can't look.Yvette Bristle
"Heartaches By The Number," Guy MitchellHeartaches aren't numberedPeter
"Heartbeat City," The CarsThere's no city with that nameKerry
"Heartbeat City," The CarsThere is no city with that name.Peter Paul Mounds
"Heartbreak Avenue," Connie SmithThere is no street with this name.Yvette Bristle
"Heartbreak Beat," The Psychedelic FursThere is no such beat.Brit Boxx
"Heartbreak Hotel," Elvis PresleyNo actual hotel has that name.Lesa
"Heartbreak Hotel," Elvis PresleyRuptured hearts are treated in hospitals.,Susanna Viljanen
"Heartbreak Mountain," Susan RayeThere is no mountain with this name.Yvette Bristle
"Heartbreak Radio," Molly HatchetYou can't "heartbreak" a redio, it has no mindA.J.
"Heartbreak Road," Bill WithersThere is no road with this name.Yvette Bristle
"Heartless Heart," Floyd CramerA self-contradictionTiffany Carriker
"Heartless Heart," DokkenThis is a big contradiction!GlamRockNinjaLord
"Heartlight," Neil DiamondHearts don't have lights!Heather Brockwell
"Hearts Are Made To Stray," TexasNo. They are made to pump blood.Yvette Bristle
"Hearts On Fire," Eddie RabbittHearts are not combustible.Cram Senshaw
"Hearts On Fire," Eddie RabbittGives new meaning to the word "heartburn"!Christopher Columbus Ohio Art
"Heat of the Moment," AsiaA moment is an idea; it doesn't give off heat.Fifi McFeef
"Heaven Beside You," Alice In ChainsThe world hasn't ended yetbeen_a_son
"Heaven Hurts," ColdplayI know of no "theology" implying that heaven hurtsHeather Brockwell
"Heaven In My Arms," Chuck GillespieIt could never fit there.Heather Brockwell
"Heaven In My Veins," SkilletHeaven can't be found in one's veins.Blake
"Heaven In The Back Seat," Romeo's DaughterNo, heaven is all over us.Joey F.
"Heaven In Your Eyes," LoverboyOne does not have heaven in one's eyes.Selfish Sam
"Heaven Is 10 Zillion Light Years Away," Stevie WonderThere's no such number as a zillion.Heather Brockwell
"Heaven Is A 4 Letter Word," Bad EnglishNo it isn't. Heaven is a 6-letter word!Yvette Bristle
"Heaven Is A Halfpipe," OPMYou can't skateboard in heaven!Tommy
"Heaven Is A Place On Earth," Belinda CarlisleHave you BEEN to Trenton?Kurt
"Heaven On the 7th Floor," Paul NicholasBoy, heaven must be having a budget crises.Peter
"Heaven's Calling," Black Veil BridesHeaven has a phone number?GlamRockNinjaLord
"Heaven's On Fire," KissHeaven can't catch fire. It'd be hell otherwise!rocky
"Heavy Music," Bob SegerMusic has no weightEvan
"Hell Ain't A Bad Place To Be," AC/DCHell is a very bad place to be!Isac
"Hell Comes Down From Heaven," Royal HuntThat's not the way it works.Yvette Bristle
"Hell In A Bucket," The Grateful DeadHell can't be put in a bucketHota Copy
"Hell In A Bucket," The Grateful DeadNobody can go to hell in a bucket.Isac
"Hell Is For Children," Pat BenatarNo, it isn'tChris Chendo
"Hell's Bells," AC/DCAs far as I know, there are none.Susanna Viljanen
"Hellbound Train," Lita FordNo trains go there.Yvette Bristle
"Hello World," Lady AntebellumYou can't talk to the whole world at once.Christy McDaniel
"Hello, I Am Your Heart," Dennis LindeHearts can't talk.Yvette Bristle
"Help, I'm A Rock," West Coast Pop Art Experimental BandPeople aren't rocks.Yvette Bristle
"Here Comes Peter Cottontail," TraditionalYou might as well say Waiting For Gidot.kid
"Here Comes Santa Claus," Gene AutryThere Ain't No Santa Claus.Melanie Bianca Green
"Here Is Gone," Goo Goo DollsWhich makes me over there, I guess.Tony
"Here Is Gone," Goo Goo DollsHere can't be gone. You have to be somewhere.T
"Here Lives My House," Club MoralHouses aren't living things.Candy Welty
"Hey John, What's Your Name Again?," The Devil Wears PradaDidn't you just say his name?Evan
"Hey Mister Sun," Bobby ShermanActually IS possible, because Sun can be a surnameRich
"Hide In The Rainbow," DioA rainbow has no hiding places.Heather Brockwell
"Hide Your Heart," KissYour heart is always hidden.GlamRockNinjaLord
"High-Heeled Sneakers," Tommy TuckerSneakers do not have high heels.Opie M.
"Highschool Never Ends," Bowling For SoupWell, technically, that's not true.Felicia
"The Highway Is Like A Woman," Albert CollinsRoads aren't like people.Yvette Bristle
"The Highway Is My Home," Joe ElyNo residences are there.Yvette Bristle
"Highway of Sorrow," David GrismanSorrow can't be used to make roads.Yvette Bristle
"Highway Star," Deep PurpleThere are stars on the highway?That must be blindnAnonymous Bob
"Highway to Hell," AC/DCI can't seem to find it on the mapRicky
"Highway To Hell," AC/DCIs there such a road? Where is it?Diddims
"Hillbilly Bone," Blake Shelton and Trace AdkinsA bone cannot be a hillbilly!Christy McDaniel
"Hillbilly Heaven," Tex RitterNo such place.Coll Phillens
"Hip To My Heart," The Band PerryUnless one is a contortionist...Sabrina Flowe
"Hips Don't Lie," ShakiraHips can't talk, let alone lie.Mr. Sally
"History Is Made By Stupid People ," The Arrogant WormsIt was made by mostly smart people.Sarah
"Hit Me On The Loveside," Rita CoolidgeNo one has a 'loveside'Yvette Bristle
"Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick ," Ian Dury and The BlockheadsRhythm stick? No such thing.Brit Boxx
"Hitler's Still Alive," The TokensHe committed suicide in 1945.Tommy
"Hold Back The Night," The TrammpsThe night can't be held back.Yvette Bristle
"Hold Back The Rain," Duran DuranThe rain cannot be prevented; it naturally happensRyan Zope
"Hold Back The River," James BayA person cannot hold back a river.Opie M.
"Hold Back The Sun," ScarecrowThe sun can't be held back.Yvette Bristle
"Hold On To The Night," Richard MarxEven if you could, how could you?Peter
"Holdin' On To Yesterday," AmbrosiaYesterday is gone. It can't be held onto.Yvette Bristle
"Holding Back The Years," Simply RedTime waits for no manGarry Davenport
"Holding Hands With The Blues," Denise LaSalleThe blues don't have hands.Candy Welty
"Holding Up The Sky," Mary Chapin CarpenterThe sky can't be held up.Candy Welty
"Hole In My Heart (All The Way To China)," Cyndi LauperCyndi must have a huge heart with a hole that big!Zeke
"Hole In My Life," The PoliceLife is a period of time, holes are physical.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Hole in the River," Crowded HouseYou can't make a hole in water!Annie
"Hole In The Sky," Black SabbathThe sky doesn't have holes.Candy Welty
"Holes In the Floor of Heaven," Mark WillsIt would be raining angels!Mr. Sally
"Holiday For Strings," David RoseNo such holiday exists.Yvette Bristle
"Holiday For Trombones," David RoseThere is no such holiday.Yvette Bristle
"Holiday In The Sun," PennywiseNo holiday destinations are inside the Sun.Kirsten Abercrombie
"Home Ain't Home Anymore," Olivia Newton-JohnIf home isn't home, then what is it?Yvette Bristle
"Home In My Hand," FoghatThat would have to be an awfully small home!Neile
"Home In My Hand," FoghatOne's home doesn't exist in one's handIsac
"Home In The Sky," Cat StevensOne cannot build a house in the sky.Lance Crackers
"Homemade Sunshine," New EditionSunshine can't be made at home.Yvette Bristle
"Honey In Your Hips," The YardbirdsHips don't contain honey.Yvette Bristle
"The Honey Wind Blows," Glenn YarbroughThe wind isn't made of honey.Yvette Bristle
"Honeysuckle Rose," Frankie CarleRoses don't grow on honeysuckle plants.Yvette Bristle
"Honky Cat," Elton JohnHonky=slang for caucasian human. No cat is human.Sonia Rinzaimayor
"Honky Cat," Elton JohnCats can't honk.Future Backer
"Hooked On A Feeling," BJ ThomasSince when do feelings have hooks?Doug Montgomery
"Hooked On A Feeling," Jonathan KingFeelings aren't something to get hooked on.Chowder
"The Hopeful Heart," N.R. HillsHearts can't hope.Yvette Bristle
"Horn Dog," Rob OverseerDogs don't have horns.Claire
"Hot As Ice," Britney SpearsIce is cold, not hot!Yvette Bristle
"Hot Fun In The Summertime," Sly And The Family StoneHow does one measure the temperature of fun?Heather Brockwell
"Hot Ice," Freddie MitchellThis is an oxymoron. Ice is cold.Yvette Bristle
"Hot Rod Banjo," T-Bone BurnettA musical instrument is not a car.Yvette Bristle
"Hot Rod Hearts," Robbie DupreeIs that like heartburn?MOR
"Hot Thoughts ," SpoonThoughts do not have a temperature.Rock Maninoff
"Hotel California," The EaglesThere is no hotel named CaliforniaRich
"Hotel Me," Gil EvansNo hotel has this name.Yvette Bristle
"Hotter Than Hell," KissNothing's hotter than Hell.rocky
"A House Is Not A Home," Brook BentonFor many people, a house is a home.Yvette Bristle
"House Of A Thousand Guitars," Willie NileHouses aren't made of musical instruments.Yvette Bristle
"House Of Broken Love," Great WhiteLove cannot be literally broken.GlamRockNinjaLord
"House of Cards," ZeromancerNo real house is made of cardsAngela
"House Of Dreams," Blue RodeoDreams are not a material for constructing.Yvette Bristle
"House Of Fire," Alice CooperA house can't be made of fireMads
"A House Of Gold," Connie SmithHouses aren't really made of gold.Yvette Bristle
"House of the rising sun," The Animalsthat must be one fireproof houseKK
"House of the Rising Sun," The AnimalsBig house, huh?Marguerite
"House Shoes," The Bar-KaysHouses don't wear shoes.Yvette Bristle
"The House That Built Me," Miranda LambertA house can't build anyone. You can build a house.Christy McDaniel
"The House That Love Built," Van McCoyLove is an emotion and can't build anything.Yvette Bristle
"How Deep Is Your Love," The Bee GeesUnanswerable, love as an emotion has no depth.Peter
"How Do I Breathe," MarioIf you didn't know how, you wouldn't be singing.Yvette Bristle
"How Do You Hide Your Heart?," Amy GrantThe answer: You can't.C.B. Cates
"How My Heart Sings," Bill Evans TrioHearts can't sing.Yvette Bristle
"How To Become A Virgin," The LocustOnce virginity is lost, it can't be regained.Yvette Bristle
"How To Survive Suicide," Glass CloudBy definition, one doesn't survive suicide.Heather Brockwell
"Howling Moon," HawkwindCelestial bodies don't howl.Yvette Bristle
"Human Elevator," The Cast of CheersPeople aren't elevatorsLefty Lucy
"Human Rocket," DevoPeople aren't rockets.JohnHowarth
"Human Wheels," John MellencampWheels are not part of the human body.John Phillips Screwdriver
"Hummers In Heaven," Barry MartinHummingbirds or Humvees?Could either go to heaven?Penelope Beckinsale
"Humphrey, The Sweet Singing Pig," The King's JestersPigs don't sing.Yvette Bristle
"The Hungry Dolls," The Bob Crewe GenerationDolls are toys and don't get hungry.Yvette Bristle
"Hungry Eyes," Eric CarmenSince when did our eyes have stomachs?Larcen Tyler
"Hungry Heart," Bruce SpringsteenSorry Bruce, Hearts cannot be hungryTasha Yar
"The Hungry Years," Neil SedakaTime periods cannot experience hunger.Peter Paul Mounds
"Hurdy-Gurdy Man," DonovanOnce again, man cannot be a musical instrument,Brit Boxx
"Hypnotize The Moon," Clay WalkerOnly sentient beings can be hypnotized.Penelope Beckinsale

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