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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.
For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.
| Song/Performer | Comments | Submittor |
| "Hammer In My Heart," Utopia | That's one tool Tim Allen won't be using. | Rocky Balboa Constrictor |
| "Handshake Drugs," Wilco | Drugs don't shake hands, but they make them shake. | Jake |
| "Handshake Drugs," Wilco | Drugs can't shake your hand! | Mike |
| "Hanging By A Moment," Lifehouse | If you succeed in doing this, tell me how. | Mr. Critic |
| "Happiness is a Warm Gun," The Beatles | Happiness is an emotion, not a weapon | Susanna Viljanen |
| "A Hard Day's Night," The Beatles | Ok, what? | jdizzy |
| "Hard Rain's Gonna Fall," Bob Dylan | Rain can be wet and cold but not hard | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Hard Sun," Indio/Eddie Vedder | Everyone is afraid to feel it. | John Phillips Screwdriver |
| "Harden My Heart," Quarterflash | Need a lot of cholesterol for that! | Larcen Tyler |
| "He Lives In You," Tim Rice + Elton John | Is he some sort of parasite? | Moo! |
| "He's Got the Whole World in His Hands," Traditional | He must have some very huge hands | David |
| "Head Like A Hole," Nine Inch Nails | Heads aren't like holes. | rocky |
| "Head Over Heels," Tears For Fears | Only if you were born with a really bad deformity. | Celeste |
| "Heard It All Before ," Sunshine Anderson | I doubt you've heard everything. | George Straitjacket |
| "The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter," Reba McEntire | Does it use guns or bow and arrows? | Trina Lufkin |
| "Heart Like A Wheel," Linda Ronstadt | You can't ride your car with four hearts | Mr. Critic |
| "Heart Of Glass," Blondie | Hearts aren't made of glass | rocky |
| "Heart Of Gold," Neil Young | Hearts aren't colored gold | rocky |
| "The Heart Of Rock 'n' Roll," Huey Lewis and The News | Since when was a type of music a living thing? | Larcen Tyler |
| "Heart Of Steel," Manowar | Hearts aren't made of steel | Mrs. Critic |
| "Heart Of Stone," Cher | Hearts aren't made of stone | who cares what my name is |
| "Heart Shaped World," Chris Isaak | Seen the world lately, buddy? It's round. Round. | JC Foster |
| "Heartlight," Neil Diamond | Hearts don't have lights! | Heather Brockwell |
| "Heaven Beside You," Alice In Chains | The world hasn't ended yet | been_a_son |
| "Heaven is a Halfpipe," OPM | How do you know? Huh? Exactly. | Freakin Awesome Man |
| "Heaven Is A Place On Earth," Belinda Carlisle | Have you BEEN to Trenton? | Kurt |
| "Heaven On the 7th Floor," Paul Nicholas | Boy, heaven must be having a budget crises. | Peter |
| "Heaven's On Fire," Kiss | Heaven can't catch fire. It'd be hell otherwise! | rocky |
| "Here Comes Peter Cottontail," Traditional | You might as well say Waiting For Gidot. | kid |
| "Here Comes Santa Claus," Gene Autry | There Ain't No Santa Claus. | Melanie Bianca Green |
| "Here Is Gone," Goo Goo Dolls | Which makes me over there, I guess. | Tony |
| "Here Is Gone," Goo Goo Dolls | Here can't be gone. You have to be somewhere. | T |
| "Heroes of Sand," Angra | weird kid106 | |
| "Hide Your Heart," Balance of Power | weird kid106 | |
| "Higher Than the Sun," Balance of Power | weird kid106 | |
| "Highschool Never Ends," Bowling For Soup | Well, technically, that's not true. | Felicia |
| "Highway Star," Deep Purple | There are stars on the highway?That must be blindn | Anonymous Bob |
| "Highway to Hell," AC/DC | I can't seem to find it on the map | Ricky |
| "Highway To Hell," AC/DC | Is there such a road? Where is it? | Diddims |
| "Hips Don't Lie," Shakira | Hips can't talk, let alone lie. | Mr. Sally |
| "Holding Back The Years," Simply Red | Time waits for no man | Garry Davenport |
| "Hole In My Heart (All The Way To China)," Cyndi Lauper | Cyndi must have a huge heart with a hole that big! | Zeke |
| "Holes In the Floor of Heaven," Mark Wills | It would be raining angels! | Mr. Sally |
| "Honky Cat," Elton John | Honky=slang for caucasian human. No cat is human. | Sonia Rinzaimayor |
| "Hooked On A Feeling," BJ Thomas | Since when do feelings have hooks? | Doug Montgomery |
| "Hot Rod Hearts," Robbie Dupree | Is that like heartburn? | MOR |
| "Hotter Than Hell," Kiss | Nothing's hotter than Hell. | rocky |
| "House Of Fire," Alice Cooper | A house can't be made of fire | Mads |
| "House of the rising sun," The Animals | that must be one fireproof house | KK |
| "House of the Rising Sun," The Animals | Big house, huh? | Marguerite |
| "Hummers In Heaven," Barry Martin | Hummingbirds or Humvees?Could either go to heaven? | Penelope Beckinsale |
| "Hungry Eyes," Eric Carmen | Since when did our eyes have stomachs? | Larcen Tyler |
| "Hungry Heart," Bruce Springsteen | Sorry Bruce, Hearts cannot be hungry | Tasha Yar |
| "Hypnotize The Moon," Clay Walker | Only sentient beings can be hypnotized. | Penelope Beckinsale |
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