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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Entries Beginning with H

Song/Performer	Comments	Submittor
"Hair of Gold," Harry Lee	Hair is not literally made out of gold	Deedee
"Half A World Away," R.E.M.	That just doesn't seem right	Rich
"Half Past Nothing," The Duponts	"Nothing" is not a time.	Yvette Bristle
"Halo of Flies," Alice Cooper	Halos are not made out of flies.	Wanda Pierce
"Hamburger Lady," Throbbing Gristle	No woman is a hamburger.	Opie M.
"Hammer In My Heart," Utopia	That's one tool Tim Allen won't be using.	Rocky Balboa Constrictor
"Hand Of Sorrow," Within Temptation	Sorrow has no hands.	Heather Brockwell
"A Handful Of Stars," Nat King Cole	Stars can't be held in one's hands.	Yvette Bristle
"Hands Of Gold," Ed Sheeran	Those would be very useless hands!	Peter
"Hands Of Love," Miley Cyrus	Emotions don't have their own body parts.	Peter
"Hands Of Your Own Greed," Bravestar	Greed doesn't have hands.	Yvette Bristle
"Handshake Drugs," Wilco	Drugs don't shake hands, but they make them shake.	Jake
"Hang Fire," Rolling Stones	Where would you hang fire, even if you could?	Peter
"Hang My Teeth On Your Door," 16 Horsepower	One cannot hang his or her teeth on another's door	Cathy Dennis the Menace
"Hang On To Your Ego," Frank Black	An ego cannot be held with hands.	Rock Maninoff
"Hang On To Your I.Q.," Placebo	You can't hang on to IQ	Helen Back
"Hang Up Your Problems," Super Love	Problems can't be hung.	Yvette Bristle
"Hang Your Teardrops Up To Dry," The Stylistics	Teardrops can't be hung.	Yvette Bristle
"Hanging By A Moment," Lifehouse	If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.	Mr. Critic
"Hanging By A Moment," Lifehouse	A moment is not an object.	Dongquan
"Hanging On A Moment," Amy Allison	Moments don't have anything to hang onto.	Yvette Bristle
"Hanging On The Edge Of Sadness," The Flying Machine	Sadness has no edges; you can't hang on it.	Yvette Bristle
"Happier Than The Morning Sun," B.J. Thomas	The sun doesn't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Happiness In Slavery," Nine Inch Nails	Slavery does not make anyone happy.	Opie M.
"Happiness is a Warm Gun," The Beatles	Happiness is an emotion, not a weapon	Susanna Viljanen
"Happiness Is Egg-Shaped," The Seahorses	Happiness is an emotion and has no shape.	Yvette Bristle
"Happiness Is Just Around The Bend," Main Ingredient	Fascinating where some people find emotions.	Peter
"Happy All The Time," The Flatmates	No one is.	Yvette Bristle
"Happy As The Sun," Tyrone Wells	The sun doesn't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen," Neil Sedaka	Numbers have no taste and no birthdays.	Isac
"Happy Days," Theme Songs	A day cannot be happy.	Rick Rold
"Happy Drum," Babyland	Musical instruments have no feelings.	Yvette Bristle
"Happy Feet," Cab Calloway	Feet cannot experience happiness	Old Man Edgar Winter
"Happy Feet Time," The Montclairs	Feet don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Happy Flower," Nellie McKay	Flowers don't have emotions.	Kristin Carpenter
"Happy Guitar," Tommy Steele & The Steelmen	Musical instruments don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Happy Hand," Ben Lee	Hands don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Happy Hands And Happy Feet," Dada Life	Extremities have no emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Happy Heart," Andy Williams	Hearts don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Happy House," Siouxsie & The Banshees	Buildings have no emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Happy Hunting Horn," Cast Of 'Pal Joey'	Musical instruments don't hunt nor have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Happy Island," The Poppy Family	Islands don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Happy Little Trees," Gym Class Heroes	Trees don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Happy Madness," Joe Henderson	Madness isn't happy.	Yvette Bristle
"The Happy Organ," Dave 'Baby' Cortez	Organs don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Happy Pills," Candlebox	Pills can't exhibit happiness.	Candy Welty
"Happy Sad," Ocean Alley	Self-contradictory.	Chowder
"Happy Sad," Ocean Alley	You cannot be both at the same time.	Lance Crackers
"Happy Shades Of Blue," Freddy Cannon	Colors don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Happy Shoes," Curly Putnam	Footwear can't exhibit happiness.	Yvette Bristle
"Happy Summer Days," Ronnie Dove	Days are incapable of emotions.	Frieda Evans
"Happy Valley," Billy Bauer	Geographic features don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"A Hard Day's Night," The Beatles	Ok, what?	jdizzy
"Hard Rain's Gonna Fall," Bob Dylan	Rain can be wet and cold but not hard	Susanna Viljanen
"Hard Sun," Eddie Vedder	Huh?	Rich
"Hard Sun," Indio/Eddie Vedder	Everyone is afraid to feel it.	John Phillips Screwdriver
"Harden My Heart," Quarterflash	Need a lot of cholesterol for that!	Larcen Tyler
"Harvest Moon," Neil Young	A moon can't harvest a crop	JohnHowarth
"Hat Full Of Stars," Cyndi Lauper	Stars won't fit in a hat (plus they'd vaporize it)	Megan Ura
"Hate Your Friends," Lemonheads	No one you hate can really qualify as a friend.	Renee Sutton
"Haunted Heart," Jo Stafford	Hearts are incapable of being haunted.	Peter
"Have You Looked Into Your Heart," Jerry Vale	No, I don't have X-ray vision.	Peter
"The Hawk Talks," Duke Ellington And His Orchestra	Hawks don't talk.	Yvette Bristle
"He Broke Your Memory Last Night," Reba McEntire	A memory isn't a tangible breakable entity.	Monica Harpootlian
"He Is My Everything," Connie Smith	No person can be everything.	Yvette Bristle
"He Lives In You," Tim Rice + Elton John	Is he some sort of parasite?	Moo!
"He Was Love," Susan Raye	Love is an emotion, not a person.	Yvette Bristle
"He Was Me, He Was You," The Bells	A person can't be other people.	Yvette Bristle
"He's A Dream," Shandi	People aren't dreams.	Carrie-Ann Crowe
"He's A Walking Miracle," The Essex	Miracles cannot walk, and they're not men	Old Man Edgar Winter
"He's Everywhere," Sammi Smith	No one can be everywhere.	Yvette Bristle
"He's Got The Whole World In His Hands," Laurie London	Nobody's hands are THAT big.	David
"He's My Light," Mitty Collier	Light has no gender; people aren't lights.	Yvette Bristle
"He's Only Everything," Reba McEntire	No person can be everything	Wanda Pierce
"Head Like A Hole," Nine Inch Nails	Heads aren't like holes.	rocky
"Head Over Heels," Tears For Fears	Only if you were born with a really bad deformity.	Celeste
"Headhunt," Krokus	A head itself can't hunt.	Luci Flores
"Heads We're Dancing," Kate Bush	Heads cannot dance by themselves.	Paul Bear
"Healing Hands," Elton John	Hands alone cannot heal other people.	Brit Boxx
"Hear The Grass Grow," Eighth Day	Grass can't be heard growing.	Yvette Bristle
"Heard It All Before ," Sunshine Anderson	I doubt you've heard everything.	George Straitjacket
"Heart Factory," Sleater-Kinney	Hearts are not manufactured.	Emmy Kay Butanone
"Heart Full Of Rain," Joe Cocker	Hearts aren't full of water.	Yvette Bristle
"Heart Full Of Sorrow," House Of Pain	Hearts don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Heart Full Of Soul," The Yardbirds	Music or incorporeal essences aren't in hearts.	Peter
"A Heart Has Asked For The Pleasure," Mono	Hearts can't speak.	Yvette Bristle
"A Heart Is A House For Love," The Dells	A heart is not any kind of house.	Heather Brockwell
"The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter," Reba McEntire	A heart cannot hunt anything.	Lynnetta Lore
"The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter," Reba McEntire	Does it use guns or bow and arrows?	Trina Lufkin
"The Heart Is Not So Smart," DeBarge	Of course not! Hearts don't have intelligence.	Yvette Bristle
"Heart Like A Wheel," Linda Ronstadt	You can't ride your car with four hearts	Mr. Critic
"Heart Like A Wheel," Linda Ronstadt	A heart isn't round, so it can't be like a wheel.	Peggy Dishwasher
"A Heart Like You," Connie Smith	Hearts don't resemble people.	Yvette Bristle
"The Heart Never Forgets," LeAnn Rimes	Hearts have no memory.	Yvette Bristle
"Heart Of Glass," Blondie	Hearts aren't made of glass	Robert
"Heart Of Gold," Neil Young	Hearts aren't colored gold	rocky
"Heart Of Ice," Joe Jackson	Hearts aren't made of ice.	Yvette Bristle
"Heart Of Nowhere," Joe Locke Quintet	"Nowhere" is not a location.	Yvette Bristle
"The Heart Of Rock 'n' Roll," Huey Lewis And The News	Since when was a type of music a living thing?	Larcen Tyler
"Heart Of Steel," Manowar	Hearts aren't made of steel	Mrs. Critic
"Heart Of Stone," Cher	Hearts aren't made of stone	who cares what my name is
"Heart Of The Sunrise," Yes	No sunrise has a heart.	Yvette Bristle
"Heart Shaped World," Chris Isaak	Seen the world lately, buddy? It's round. Round.	JC Foster
"Heart Speaks First," Travis Garland	Hearts are incapable of talking.	Yvette Bristle
"Heart String," Earl Klugh	Hearts don't have strings.	Yvette Bristle
"Heart Turns To Stone," Foreigner	Hearts don't become stone.	Yvette Bristle
"Heart With 4 Wheel Drive," Road Hammers	Hearts aren't motor vehicles and have no wheels.	Heather Brockwell
"Heart With 4 Wheel Drive," Paul Thorn	A heart is not a vehicle.	Yvette Bristle
"The Heart Won't Lie," Reba McEntire	The heart cannot lie or tell the truth.	Lynnetta Lore
"Heartache City," Uriah Heep	There is no city with this name.	Yvette Bristle
"Heartache Looking For A Home," The Osborne Brothers	Heartaches can't look.	Yvette Bristle
"Heartaches By The Number," Guy Mitchell	Heartaches aren't numbered	Peter
"Heartbeat City," The Cars	There's no city with that name	Kerry
"Heartbeat City," The Cars	There is no city with that name.	Peter Paul Mounds
"Heartbreak Avenue," Connie Smith	There is no street with this name.	Yvette Bristle
"Heartbreak Beat," The Psychedelic Furs	There is no such beat.	Brit Boxx
"Heartbreak Hotel," Elvis Presley	No actual hotel has that name.	Lesa
"Heartbreak Hotel," Elvis Presley	Ruptured hearts are treated in hospitals.,	Susanna Viljanen
"Heartbreak Mountain," Susan Raye	There is no mountain with this name.	Yvette Bristle
"Heartbreak Radio," Molly Hatchet	You can't "heartbreak" a redio, it has no mind	A.J.
"Heartbreak Road," Bill Withers	There is no road with this name.	Yvette Bristle
"Heartless Heart," Floyd Cramer	A self-contradiction	Tiffany Carriker
"Heartless Heart," Dokken	This is a big contradiction!	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Heartlight," Neil Diamond	Hearts don't have lights!	Heather Brockwell
"Hearts Are Made To Stray," Texas	No. They are made to pump blood.	Yvette Bristle
"Hearts On Fire," Eddie Rabbitt	Hearts are not combustible.	Cram Senshaw
"Hearts On Fire," Eddie Rabbitt	Gives new meaning to the word "heartburn"!	Christopher Columbus Ohio Art
"Heat of the Moment," Asia	A moment is an idea; it doesn't give off heat.	Fifi McFeef
"Heaven Beside You," Alice In Chains	The world hasn't ended yet	been_a_son
"Heaven Hurts," Coldplay	I know of no "theology" implying that heaven hurts	Heather Brockwell
"Heaven In My Arms," Chuck Gillespie	It could never fit there.	Heather Brockwell
"Heaven In My Veins," Skillet	Heaven can't be found in one's veins.	Blake
"Heaven In The Back Seat," Romeo's Daughter	No, heaven is all over us.	Joey F.
"Heaven In Your Eyes," Loverboy	One does not have heaven in one's eyes.	Selfish Sam
"Heaven Is 10 Zillion Light Years Away," Stevie Wonder	There's no such number as a zillion.	Heather Brockwell
"Heaven Is A 4 Letter Word," Bad English	No it isn't. Heaven is a 6-letter word!	Yvette Bristle
"Heaven Is A Halfpipe," OPM	You can't skateboard in heaven!	Tommy
"Heaven Is A Place On Earth," Belinda Carlisle	Have you BEEN to Trenton?	Kurt
"Heaven On the 7th Floor," Paul Nicholas	Boy, heaven must be having a budget crises.	Peter
"Heaven's Calling," Black Veil Brides	Heaven has a phone number?	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Heaven's On Fire," Kiss	Heaven can't catch fire. It'd be hell otherwise!	rocky
"Heavy Music," Bob Seger	Music has no weight	Evan
"Hell Ain't A Bad Place To Be," AC/DC	Hell is a very bad place to be!	Isac
"Hell Comes Down From Heaven," Royal Hunt	That's not the way it works.	Yvette Bristle
"Hell In A Bucket," The Grateful Dead	Hell can't be put in a bucket	Hota Copy
"Hell In A Bucket," The Grateful Dead	Nobody can go to hell in a bucket.	Isac
"Hell Is For Children," Pat Benatar	No, it isn't	Chris Chendo
"Hell's Bells," AC/DC	As far as I know, there are none.	Susanna Viljanen
"Hellbound Train," Lita Ford	No trains go there.	Yvette Bristle
"Hello World," Lady Antebellum	You can't talk to the whole world at once.	Christy McDaniel
"Hello, I Am Your Heart," Dennis Linde	Hearts can't talk.	Yvette Bristle
"Help, I'm A Rock," West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band	People aren't rocks.	Yvette Bristle
"Here Comes Peter Cottontail," Traditional	You might as well say Waiting For Gidot.	kid
"Here Comes Santa Claus," Gene Autry	There Ain't No Santa Claus.	Melanie Bianca Green
"Here Is Gone," Goo Goo Dolls	Which makes me over there, I guess.	Tony
"Here Is Gone," Goo Goo Dolls	Here can't be gone. You have to be somewhere.	T
"Here Lives My House," Club Moral	Houses aren't living things.	Candy Welty
"Hey John, What's Your Name Again?," The Devil Wears Prada	Didn't you just say his name?	Evan
"Hey Mister Sun," Bobby Sherman	Actually IS possible, because Sun can be a surname	Rich
"Hide In The Rainbow," Dio	A rainbow has no hiding places.	Heather Brockwell
"Hide Your Heart," Kiss	Your heart is always hidden.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"High-Heeled Sneakers," Tommy Tucker	Sneakers do not have high heels.	Opie M.
"Highschool Never Ends," Bowling For Soup	Well, technically, that's not true.	Felicia
"The Highway Is Like A Woman," Albert Collins	Roads aren't like people.	Yvette Bristle
"The Highway Is My Home," Joe Ely	No residences are there.	Yvette Bristle
"Highway of Sorrow," David Grisman	Sorrow can't be used to make roads.	Yvette Bristle
"Highway Star," Deep Purple	There are stars on the highway?That must be blindn	Anonymous Bob
"Highway to Hell," AC/DC	I can't seem to find it on the map	Ricky
"Highway To Hell," AC/DC	Is there such a road? Where is it?	Diddims
"Hillbilly Bone," Blake Shelton and Trace Adkins	A bone cannot be a hillbilly!	Christy McDaniel
"Hillbilly Heaven," Tex Ritter	No such place.	Coll Phillens
"Hip To My Heart," The Band Perry	Unless one is a contortionist...	Sabrina Flowe
"Hips Don't Lie," Shakira	Hips can't talk, let alone lie.	Mr. Sally
"History Is Made By Stupid People ," The Arrogant Worms	It was made by mostly smart people.	Sarah
"Hit Me On The Loveside," Rita Coolidge	No one has a 'loveside'	Yvette Bristle
"Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick ," Ian Dury and The Blockheads	Rhythm stick? No such thing.	Brit Boxx
"Hitler's Still Alive," The Tokens	He committed suicide in 1945.	Tommy
"Hold Back The Night," The Trammps	The night can't be held back.	Yvette Bristle
"Hold Back The Rain," Duran Duran	The rain cannot be prevented; it naturally happens	Ryan Zope
"Hold Back The River," James Bay	A person cannot hold back a river.	Opie M.
"Hold Back The Sun," Scarecrow	The sun can't be held back.	Yvette Bristle
"Hold On To The Night," Richard Marx	Even if you could, how could you?	Peter
"Holdin' On To Yesterday," Ambrosia	Yesterday is gone. It can't be held onto.	Yvette Bristle
"Holding Back The Years," Simply Red	Time waits for no man	Garry Davenport
"Holding Hands With The Blues," Denise LaSalle	The blues don't have hands.	Candy Welty
"Holding Up The Sky," Mary Chapin Carpenter	The sky can't be held up.	Candy Welty
"Hole In My Heart (All The Way To China)," Cyndi Lauper	Cyndi must have a huge heart with a hole that big!	Zeke
"Hole In My Life," The Police	Life is a period of time, holes are physical.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Hole in the River," Crowded House	You can't make a hole in water!	Annie
"Hole In The Sky," Black Sabbath	The sky doesn't have holes.	Candy Welty
"Holes In the Floor of Heaven," Mark Wills	It would be raining angels!	Mr. Sally
"Holiday For Strings," David Rose	No such holiday exists.	Yvette Bristle
"Holiday For Trombones," David Rose	There is no such holiday.	Yvette Bristle
"Holiday In The Sun," Pennywise	No holiday destinations are inside the Sun.	Kirsten Abercrombie
"Home Ain't Home Anymore," Olivia Newton-John	If home isn't home, then what is it?	Yvette Bristle
"Home In My Hand," Foghat	That would have to be an awfully small home!	Neile
"Home In My Hand," Foghat	One's home doesn't exist in one's hand	Isac
"Home In The Sky," Cat Stevens	One cannot build a house in the sky.	Lance Crackers
"Homemade Sunshine," New Edition	Sunshine can't be made at home.	Yvette Bristle
"Honey In Your Hips," The Yardbirds	Hips don't contain honey.	Yvette Bristle
"The Honey Wind Blows," Glenn Yarbrough	The wind isn't made of honey.	Yvette Bristle
"Honeysuckle Rose," Frankie Carle	Roses don't grow on honeysuckle plants.	Yvette Bristle
"Honky Cat," Elton John	Honky=slang for caucasian human. No cat is human.	Sonia Rinzaimayor
"Honky Cat," Elton John	Cats can't honk.	Future Backer
"Hooked On A Feeling," BJ Thomas	Since when do feelings have hooks?	Doug Montgomery
"Hooked On A Feeling," Jonathan King	Feelings aren't something to get hooked on.	Chowder
"The Hopeful Heart," N.R. Hills	Hearts can't hope.	Yvette Bristle
"Horn Dog," Rob Overseer	Dogs don't have horns.	Claire
"Hot As Ice," Britney Spears	Ice is cold, not hot!	Yvette Bristle
"Hot Fun In The Summertime," Sly And The Family Stone	How does one measure the temperature of fun?	Heather Brockwell
"Hot Ice," Freddie Mitchell	This is an oxymoron. Ice is cold.	Yvette Bristle
"Hot Rod Banjo," T-Bone Burnett	A musical instrument is not a car.	Yvette Bristle
"Hot Rod Hearts," Robbie Dupree	Is that like heartburn?	MOR
"Hot Thoughts ," Spoon	Thoughts do not have a temperature.	Rock Maninoff
"Hotel California," The Eagles	There is no hotel named California	Rich
"Hotel Me," Gil Evans	No hotel has this name.	Yvette Bristle
"Hotter Than Hell," Kiss	Nothing's hotter than Hell.	rocky
"A House Is Not A Home," Brook Benton	For many people, a house is a home.	Yvette Bristle
"House Of A Thousand Guitars," Willie Nile	Houses aren't made of musical instruments.	Yvette Bristle
"House Of Broken Love," Great White	Love cannot be literally broken.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"House of Cards," Zeromancer	No real house is made of cards	Angela
"House Of Dreams," Blue Rodeo	Dreams are not a material for constructing.	Yvette Bristle
"House Of Fire," Alice Cooper	A house can't be made of fire	Mads
"A House Of Gold," Connie Smith	Houses aren't really made of gold.	Yvette Bristle
"House of the rising sun," The Animals	that must be one fireproof house	KK
"House of the Rising Sun," The Animals	Big house, huh?	Marguerite
"House Shoes," The Bar-Kays	Houses don't wear shoes.	Yvette Bristle
"The House That Built Me," Miranda Lambert	A house can't build anyone. You can build a house.	Christy McDaniel
"The House That Love Built," Van McCoy	Love is an emotion and can't build anything.	Yvette Bristle
"How Deep Is Your Love," The Bee Gees	Unanswerable, love as an emotion has no depth.	Peter
"How Do I Breathe," Mario	If you didn't know how, you wouldn't be singing.	Yvette Bristle
"How Do You Hide Your Heart?," Amy Grant	The answer: You can't.	C.B. Cates
"How My Heart Sings," Bill Evans Trio	Hearts can't sing.	Yvette Bristle
"How To Become A Virgin," The Locust	Once virginity is lost, it can't be regained.	Yvette Bristle
"How To Survive Suicide," Glass Cloud	By definition, one doesn't survive suicide.	Heather Brockwell
"Howling Moon," Hawkwind	Celestial bodies don't howl.	Yvette Bristle
"Human Elevator," The Cast of Cheers	People aren't elevators	Lefty Lucy
"Human Rocket," Devo	People aren't rockets.	JohnHowarth
"Human Wheels," John Mellencamp	Wheels are not part of the human body.	John Phillips Screwdriver
"Hummers In Heaven," Barry Martin	Hummingbirds or Humvees?Could either go to heaven?	Penelope Beckinsale
"Humphrey, The Sweet Singing Pig," The King's Jesters	Pigs don't sing.	Yvette Bristle
"The Hungry Dolls," The Bob Crewe Generation	Dolls are toys and don't get hungry.	Yvette Bristle
"Hungry Eyes," Eric Carmen	Since when did our eyes have stomachs?	Larcen Tyler
"Hungry Heart," Bruce Springsteen	Sorry Bruce, Hearts cannot be hungry	Tasha Yar
"The Hungry Years," Neil Sedaka	Time periods cannot experience hunger.	Peter Paul Mounds
"Hurdy-Gurdy Man," Donovan	Once again, man cannot be a musical instrument,	Brit Boxx
"Hypnotize The Moon," Clay Walker	Only sentient beings can be hypnotized.	Penelope Beckinsale

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