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"I Almost Lost My Mind," Pat BooneYou can't literally lose your mindWanda Pierce
"I Am A Banana," Parry GrippPeople are not fruits.Candy Welty
"I am a Camera," BugglesA person can't be a camera.Mads
"I Am A Cat," Shonen KnifePeople aren't cats.Yvette Bristle
"I Am A Cathedral," Peter SarstedtNo person is a building of any kind.Yvette Bristle
"I Am A Heart," Jane MorganPeople aren't hearts.Yvette Bristle
"I Am A Laser," David BowieNo person is a laser.Yvette Bristle
"I Am A Leaf," Nana MouskouriPeople aren't leaves.Yvette Bristle
"I Am A Light," Sarah SleanPeople aren't lights.Yvette Bristle
"I Am A Melody," Tommy LeonettiPeople aren't melodies.Yvette Bristle
"I Am A Mole And I Live In A Hole," SouthlandersAnd you don't sing songs.Peter
"I Am A Pizza," Linda ArnoldYou can't BE a pizza, but you can EAT a pizza.Isac
"I Am A Pizza," Linda ArnoldHuh?That's all I can say.NK
"I Am A Rock," Simon & GarfunkelSinging in human language rules that outKerry
"I Am A Rock," Simon And GarfunkelNo, you are not. You are not an island either.Susanna Viljanen
"I Am A Rock," Simon And GarfunkelRocks don't singHeather Brockwell
"I Am A Rock," Simon And GarfunkelPeople aren't rocks.psychedelicdragon
"I Am A Rock," Simon & GarfunkelUh, guys, rocks don't talk, duhhh...Doug Montgomery
"I Am A Sunflower," Ben LeeSunflowers can't sing or talk.Heather Brockwell
"I Am A Wild Party," Kim MitchellYou're a huge group of rowdy people? I think notDiddims
"I Am All The Animals," Fairfield ParlourPeople are only one kind of animal: human beings.Yvette Bristle
"I Am An Island," Merle HaggardNo man is an island (just had to say that!)Penelope Beckinsale
"I Am Fire," The Afghan WhigsYou can be ON fire, though.Tommy
"I Am Fred Astaire," Taking Back SundayNo. He died long before this band was even formed.Rich
"I Am Fred Astaire," Taking Back SundayYou aren't. Fred Astaire died in 1987.Tommy
"I Am Hell," White ZombieNo person can literally be Hell.Helen Back
"I Am Immortal," Mortal SinAll people die sooner or later.Yvette Bristle
"I Am Love," Jackson 5A person cannot actually BE love.Perry Township
"I Am Machine," Three Days GraceNo. You are human.Tommy
"I Am Made Of You," Alice CooperA person can't be made of another person.Yvette Bristle
"I Am Music," Carmen McRaePeople aren't music.Yvette Bristle
"I Am Not A Human Being," Lil WayneThen how are you rapping this song?Tommy
"I Am Not A Human Being," Lil WayneYes, you areIsac
"I Am Not a Woman, I'm a God," HalseyNo, you're NOT a god, but you ARE a woman, Halsey.Pete Worst
"I Am Not Alive," ParamaeciumIf true, then you can't be singing.Yvette Bristle
"I Am Not What I Am," Young And In The WayYou are what you are.Yvette Bristle
"I Am Not What I Am," Young And In The WaySelf-contradictory.Chowder
"I Am Nothing," Whitney HoustonEveryone is something.Yul B. There
"I Am Pegasus," Ross RyanYou are NOT the mascot of Mobil!Isac
"I Am Pegasus," Ross RyanYou are a winged white horse? I think not!FussBudget
"I Am The Beat," The LookPeople aren't beatsLefty Lucy
"I Am The Blues," Laura NyroThe blues are an emotion and are not a person.Candy Welty
"I Am the Bullgod," Kid RockCattle don't have a godKerry
"I Am the City," AbbaPeople aren't citiesWanda Pierce
"I Am The Cosmos," Chris BellYes, he was in Big Star, but nobody is a universe.Tommy
"I Am The Highway," AudioslaveYeah Right!Alan the Ottoman
"I Am The Highway," AudioslaveHighways are not sentient.GlamRockNinjaLord
"I Am The Resurrection," The Stone RosesNo, you're not.Yvette Bristle
"I Am The Sea," The WhoSelf-explanatory.Noskcaj
"I Am The Sparrow," Larry DarnellPeople aren't birds.Yvette Bristle
"I Am The Sun," The PoliceNo person can be the Sun.Yvette Bristle
"I Am the Walrus," The Beatlesthen you are one talented walrus! hahaflipside
"I Am The Walrus," The BeatlesWalruses don't sing, in human languages, anywayHeather Brockwell
"I Am You," Depeche ModeYou can only be yourself.Yvette Bristle
"I Am Your Flag," The English BeatNo person is a flag.Yvette Bristle
"I Believe I Can Fly," R. KellyOnly if it's on a planeIsac
"I Believe I Can Fly," R. KellyI'd like to see R. Kelly try it.Jim
"I Believe In Father Christmas," Emerson, Lake & PalmerWhy do you believe in him? He doesn't even exist!Professor Sumac
"I Believe There's Nothing Stronger Than Our Love," Paul Anka with Odia CoatesHow would you judge an emotion's strength?Peter
"I Bet My Life," Imagine DragonsSo if you bet your life and you lose, you die?Dongquan
"I Blew Up The United States," Was (Not Was)How could one person do this?Yvette Bristle
"I Bombed Korea," CakeNo members of Cake have the means to do this.GlamRockNinjaLord
"I Buried Your Love Alive," Matraca BergOne can't bury love. (formerly posted as anagram!)Erin Amidon
"I Cain't Say "No"," Cast of 'Oklahoma'The singer says "No" in title line & elsewhere.Heather Brockwell
"I Can Be A Frog," Flaming LipsSinging in human language rules that out.Heather Brockwell
"I Can Be A Frog," The Flaming LipsYou can't change your species!Tommy
"I Can Do Anything," 3oh!3Everyone's abilities are limited.Yvette Bristle
"I Can Explain Everything," T-Bone BurnettNo one can. Not (literally) everything.Yvette Bristle
"I Can Grow Peaches On A Cherry Tree," Just UsNo! You can only grow CHERRIES on a cherry tree!Isac
"I Can Grow Peaches On A Cherry Tree," Just UsNot even God can do that.Peter
"I Can Hear Love," The Tarney/Spencer BandLove is an emotion and doesn't make sounds.Yvette Bristle
"I Can Hear The Grass Grow," The MoveGrass grows silently.Yvette Bristle
"I Can See For Miles," The WhoNobody can see THAT far!Isac
"I Can See For Miles," The you can't. I know. I've tried. It hurts.The Deke
"I Can See Forever In Your Eyes," Reba McEntireForever isn't visible.Yvette Bristle
"I Can Smell That Funky Music," Eric MercurySound can't be smelled.Yvette Bristle
"I Can Take You To The Sun," The MisunderstoodI hope not; I've heard it's quite hot there.Peter
"I Can Touch A Rainbow," Lemon TreeNo you can't. They can't be touched at all.Yvette Bristle
"I Can Turn Off The Rain," The Grass RootsThe rain does not have an on/off switchKerry
"I Can Turn Off The Rain," The Grass RootsThat's just wishful thinking on your partIsac
"I Can Turn Off The Rain," The Grass RootsNo, you can't!Kara Oke
"I Can Turn Your World Around," Connie SmithNo one can do this.Yvette Bristle
"I Can Wait Forever," Simple PlanThe longest you can wait is a lifetime.Yvette Bristle
"I Can't Breathe," FrostYou can't say or sing anything without breathing.Yvette Bristle
"I Can't Find Myself," Chairmen Of The BoardYou can't lose your own self.Yvette Bristle
"I Can't Get Hold Of Myself," Clifford CurryYes, you can.Yvette Bristle
"I Can't Get You (Out Of My Mind)," BlackstreetNo one could be in one's mind to begin with.Heather Brockwell
"I Can't Get You Out Of My Heart," Al MartinoHearts don't have people in them in the 1st place.Yvette Bristle
"I Can't Let Go Of You," Jim PhotogloEventually you will have to.Yvette Bristle
"I Can't Look Away," Trevor RabinYes, you can.Yvette Bristle
"I Can't Make Music," The CarpentersBut these are words being sung in a song (Duh!).Heather Brockwell
"I Can't Say Goodbye," Kim WildeKim sings it, so she can say it.Yvette Bristle
"I Can't Sing," LaRueThen how are you performing this song?Rich
"I Can't Stop Dancing," Archie Bell & The DrellsYes, you can..Reggie Pillbox
"I Can't Walk Roads Of Anger," Bob LindOf course not! Roads aren't composed of anger.Yvette Bristle
"I Closed My Eyes And Saw The Light," Del ReevesYou sense darkness when you close your eyes.Yvette Bristle
"I Die 10,000 Times A Day," Leon PayneYou only die once.Yvette Bristle
"I Died," Bif NakedIf you're dead, you can't sing or say anything.Yvette Bristle
"I Died All Over You," Bud MessnerIf you did, you wouldn't be singing about it.Yvette Bristle
"I Died For Love," BallboyIf true, then how can you be singing this song?Yvette Bristle
"I Died For You," Iced EarthYou're NOT Jesus.Chowder
"I Died For You," Iced EarthA dead person can't sing or say anything.Yvette Bristle
"I Died So I Could Haunt You," StarsIf you're dead, you can't be singing.Yvette Bristle
"I Dig Everything," David BowieI'm sure Bowie hasn't been digging everything.Peter
"I Disappear," MetallicaJames Hetfield is still here, isn't he?Rock Maninoff
"I Do But I Don't," Tim McGrawEither you do or you don't.Kara Oke
"I Don't Believe In If Anymore," Roger WhittakerOne can't believe or disbelieve in a conjunction.Millie Henry
"I Don't Have A Mind Of My Own," B.J. ThomasEveryone has a mind of their own.Yvette Bristle
"I Don't Know A Thing," Lucy SchwartzYou know the words to this song.Yvette Bristle
"I Don't Know Anything," Mad SeasonYes, you do. You know the words to this song.Yvette Bristle
"I Don't Like The Drugs (But The Drugs Like Me)," Marilyn MansonDrugs have no personal likings or preferences.Heather Brockwell
"I Don't Live Today," Jimi HendrixTrue now, but not when he recorded this song.Yvette Bristle
"I Don't Need A Thing At All," Gene WatsonYou need air, food, etc.Yvette Bristle
"I Don't See Me In Your Eyes Anymore," Charlie RichThat's good, because you wouldn't fit.Peter
"I Don't Sleep, I Dream," R.E.M.Sleep is a prerequisite I think...Matt
"I Don't Want This Night To End," Luke BryanSorry, Luke... it ends when the Sun comes up!Chowder
"I Don't Want This Night To End," Luke BryanThe night has to end sometime.Christy McDaniel
"I Fall To Pieces," Patsy ClineWell if you really fell to pieces,you'd be dead!Natasha
"I Fall To Pieces," Patsy ClineIs she made of glass?Ramona B.
"I Feel A Song (In My Heart)," Gladys Knight & The PipsThat might not be healthiest place to put a song.Peter
"I Feel Love," Donna SummerLove does not have hands to feel.Sheila Oh
"I Find Everything In You," Teddy PendergrassNo person can attain everything.Yvette Bristle
"I Forgot To Remember To Forget," Elvis PresleyIf you remembered to forget, you still remember.Michael C
"I Found Heaven," Take ThatNot till you die you won't.Chowder
"I Found Heaven," Take ThatLast time I checked, heaven wasn't easy to find.Eleanor
"I Found My Smile Again," D'AngeloSmiles are not entities that can be lost and foundKaren Smith
"I Gave You Everything," Bronski BeatNo person can attain everything.Yvette Bristle
"I Give You Everything," Lisa StansfieldNo one has everything.Yvette Bristle
"I Go To Pieces," Peter & GordonWhat? are you made of glass?!Rich
"I Got Lost In His Arms," Roberta SherwoodYou can't get lost in anyone's arms.Yvette Bristle
"I Got Plenty of Nothing," George Gershwin"Plenty" negates "nothing"Natalie Benson
"I Got Plenty of Nothing," George GershwinAn oxymoron!Chowder
"I Got Stoned And I Missed it," Dr. HookHow can you miss getting stoned?Country Rhodes
"I Got You Under My Skin," Frank SinatraPeople can't get under skins.MOR
"I Got You Under My Wheels," Alice CooperNot unless you tied me to the road, Alice.Peter
"I Gotta Talk To Your Heart," George JonesYou won't get a reply!Yvette Bristle
"I Hate Air," UnbunnyIf so, then what do you breathe?Yvette Bristle
"I Hate You, I Love You," GnashYou can't hate me and love me at the same timeIsac
"I Have Nothing," Whitney HoustonYou have something: your life.Yvette Bristle
"I Hear Colors," The Black AngelsColors don't make sounds.Wanda Pierce
"I Heard A Rainbow," Doc WilliamsRainbows don't make sounds.Yvette Bristle
"I Hold Loneliness," Wave MachinesLoneliness isn't tangible. You cannot hold it.Susanna Viljanen
"I Invented Sex," Trey SongzIt's been around since prehistoric times.Tommy
"I Just Can't See Myself Without You," Creative SourceYou can view yourself without the help of anyone.Yvette Bristle
"I Just Died In Your Arms," Cutting CrewThen how are you still singing?Joe Kurr
"I Just Don't Have The Heart," Cliff RichardThen how are you living, let alone singing?Peter
"I Just Shot John Lennon," The CranberriesNo. Mark David Chapman did so in 1980.Mr. Critic
"I Just Wanna Be God," Alice CooperSorry, Alice, job's already taken.Peter
"I Just Want To Be Your Everything," Bee Geeswell, you can't be her water, food or airEd
"I Knew Jesus (Before He Was A Star)," Glen CampbellJesus was WAY before Glen's time.Yvette Bristle
"I Know A Heartache When I See One," Jennifer WarnesHeartaches are invisible.Heather Brockwell
"I Know But I Don't Know," BlondieSelf-contradictory.Beth
"I Know Everything About Everything," Frenzal RhombNobody knows everything.Yvette Bristle
"I Know Nothing," Chrisette MicheleYou know the words to this song.Yvette Bristle
"I Left My Heart In San Francisco," WestlifeIn that case,you're deadNatasha
"I Left My Heart in San Francisco," Tony BennettIf Tony left his heart there, then he must be deadcrazydon
"I Left My Heart In The Balcony," Linda ScottIf true, you'd be dead and couldn't sing.Yvette Bristle
"I Let A Song Go Out Of My Heart," Ella FitzgeraldHearts don't have songs in them.Yvette Bristle
"I Lied My Face Off," Alkaline TrioOne can't lose face (literally) from lying.Rhonda Blankenship
"I Lost Everything," Sam CookeYou still had your voice to sing this song!Yvette Bristle
"I Melt With You," Modern EnglishPeople aren't candles, so they cannot melt.Mr. Critic
"I Miss You Most When You're Right Here," Sammi SmithYou can't miss a person who's next to you.Yvette Bristle
"I Miss You When I Kiss You," The SportsmenYou can't miss someone who's right next to you.Yvette Bristle
"I Missed Me," Jim ReevesPeople can't miss themselves.Yvette Bristle
"I Need Two Hearts," BallboyA person needs only one heart.Yvette Bristle
"I Never Cry," Alice CooperEverybody cries at one time or another!Rocky Balboa Constrictor
"I Never Said Goodbye," Engelbert HumperdinckHe said (sang) 'goodbye' in this song.Yvette Bristle
"I Never Will Marry," OdettaUntrue. She was married twice.Yvette Bristle
"I Only Have Eyes For You," The Flamingos Heather Brockwell
"I Remember Nothing," Joy DivisionThey obviously remember the words to this song!Candy Welty
"I Robot," Alan Parsons ProjectNo. You stupid.ThatAwesomeGuy
"I Run Away From Everything," Audio ProphetEven from yourself?Yvette Bristle
"I Saw A Stranger With Your Hair," John GorkaOne sees with one's own eyes, not another's hair.Billy Reuben
"I Saw Love," Ketty LesterLove is an emotion and is invisible.Yvette Bristle
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus," Jimmy BoydThere Ain't No Santa Claus.Melanie Bianca Green
"I Saw You Tomorrow," Peggy PaxtonTomorrow isn't even here yet.Yvette Bristle
"I See A Different You," Koopthere is only one me.Sean
"I See A Million People (But All I Can See Is You)," Louis JordanThe parenthesized part contradicts the first part.Yvette Bristle
"I See Everything," Lost SoundsYou can't see invisible or hidden things.Yvette Bristle
"I See Love," Keb' Mo'Love is abstract. It can't be seen.Old Man Edgar Winter
"I Shatter," The Magnetic FieldsPeople can't (literally) shatter.Yvette Bristle
"I Sold My Heart To The Junkman," Blue BellesWho was this junkman? Hearts anyone?Peter
"I Speak To The Stars," Doris DayI'd be worried if they answered you back.Peter
"I Stole Your Love," KissEmotions cannot be stolen.GlamRockNinjaLord
"I Stopped Living Yesterday," George JonesIf true, then how could you be singing?Yvette Bristle
"I Think I'm Gonna Rain," Bobby ShermanPeople don't rain. Clouds do.Yvette Bristle
"I Turned Into A Martian," The MisfitsMartians don't exist, so this couldn't happen.GlamRockNinjaLord
"I Wanna Be Your Dog," The StoogesYou can't be a dog.Rhonda Hindle
"I Wanna Be Your Doll," Rachel StampNobody can literally be a dollChris Chendo
"I Wanna Put A Tiger In Your Tank," Monkey JunkAre you referring to Exxon gasoline, perhaps?Pokey-Hontas
"I Wanna Teach You Everything," John MayallNo one knows everything.Yvette Bristle
"I Want It All," QueenNobody can have everythingBrit Boxx
"I Want This Forever," Lil WayneNo one can have anything forever.Yvette Bristle
"I Want You To Be My Baby," Georgia GibbsI was already born, been there, done that.Peter
"I Want You Yesterday," WovenYesterday is gone.Yvette Bristle
"I Was A Book," Dana GillespiePeople have never been books.Yvette Bristle
"I Was Born About 10,000 Years Ago," OdettaNo. She was born in 1930.Yvette Bristle
"I Was Born To Love You," Freddie MercuryWas it a very early arranged marriage thing???Garry Davenport
"I Was Born When You Kissed Me," The WhispersYou were born sooner than that!Yvette Bristle
"I Was Made For Dancin'," Leif GarrettNo, Leif, dancing is not your #1 priorityIsac
"I Was Made For Loving You," KissNobody can be created solely for this purpose.GlamRockNinjaLord
"I Was The Sun," LoudnessNo person can be a celestial object.Yvette Bristle
"I Wear His Heart," Muriel DayI doubt it!Yvette Bristle
"I Wear Your Love," Lisa AngelleLove is an emotion, not an article of clothing.Yvette Bristle
"I Will Breathe Fire," StrataWhat are you, a dragon? I don't think so!Isac
"I Will Breathe Fire," StrataIf so, you'll die or be seriously injured.Yvette Bristle
"I Will Buy You A New Life," EverclearThree words: simply, not, possible.Jonathan S.
"I Will Never Leave You," Erik SantosEventually you will have to.Yvette Bristle
"I Win The Whole Wide World," The ArborsThe world can't be won.Yvette Bristle
"I Wish I Was 18 Again," Ray PriceIt'll never come true.Odie Garfield
"I Won't Be Your Yoko Ono," Dar WilliamsThat's good, because there can be only one!Peter
"I Would Have Waited Forever," YesNo one can wait without bound.Yvette Bristle
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies," Panic At The DiscoSins are not written, you do them or you don't.Peter
"I'd Do Anything For Love ( But I Won't Do That)," Meat LoafWell, that's not anything then, is it !Danni
"I'd Find You Anywhere," Creative SourceYou couldn't possibly search everywhere.Yvette Bristle
"I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing," The New SeekersThat would be one very large singing class!Peter
"I'd Wait A Million Years," Grass RootsI sincerely doubt that...Wallie
"I'll Be That Bridge," Kenny NolanNo person can be a bridgeKatherine
"I'll Be The Wind," Garth Brooks Natalie Snortman
"I'll Be You," The ReplacementsOne person can't turn into another.Mercedes Morgan
"I'll Be Your Baby Tonight," Robert PalmerYou can't be one's offspring for one nightSarah
"I'll Be Your Jukebox Tonight," Barbara MandrellNo person is a jukebox.Yvette Bristle
"I'll Be Your Mirror," Velvet UndergroundNo person is someone else's mirror.Peter
"I'll Close Love's Door," Carrie LucasLove is an emotion and has no door.Yvette Bristle
"I'll Follow My Secret Heart," Carmen McRaeA person's heart is not a secret.Yvette Bristle
"I'll Follow the Sun," The BeatlesGo ahead, but you're not going to reach it.Rich
"I'll Follow The Sun," The BeatlesYou can't follow a sun up or down.Rick Rold
"I'll Hold You In My Heart," Eddy ArnoldHearts can't hold people.Yvette Bristle
"I'll Keep On Living After I Die," The Dixie HummingbirdsAfter you die, you're no longer living.Yvette Bristle
"I'll Kill You If You Don't Come Back," Meat LoafHow can you if you're not with the person?Yvette Bristle
"I'll Live Yesterdays," Lee HazlewoodYesterdays are in the past, not in the future.Yvette Bristle
"I'll Love You Forever Today," Cliff RichardToday doesn't last forever.Yvette Bristle
"I'll Make a Man out of You," Cast of 'Mulan'Sorry... only God can do that!Chowder
"I'll Make All Your Dreams Come True," Ronnie DoveMaybe if your name is Samantha Stevens or Jeannie.Peter
"I'll Never Forget You," BirdyA person's memories are limited to their lifetime.Yvette Bristle
"I'll Never Go Away," Marcia BallShe must go away sooner or laterCotton Lorraine
"I'll Never Stop," N SyncMust have stopped, else the song wouldn't end.eta_cassiopeia
"I'll Never Stop Crying," The Dell VikingsYou must stop crying sooner or later.Yvette Bristle
"I'll Never Stop Wanting," Brian HylandOh yes you will, sooner or later.Yvette Bristle
"I'll Sleep When I'm Dead," Bon JoviWhen you're dead you won't need sleep.Peter
"I'll Steal Your Heart," Tobi LarkIf your heart were stolen, you'd be dead.Yvette Bristle
"I'll Take Everything," James BluntYou cannot take everything.Lefty Lucy
"I'll Turn To Stone," The Four TopsPeople can't turn to stone.Yvette Bristle
"I'll Wait Forever," Anita WoodThe longest a person can wait is a lifetime.Candy Welty
"I'm 10,000 Years Old," Brownie McGheeNo one ever lives to be that old.Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Banana," OnisionPeople are not fruits.JohnHowarth
"I'm A Cucumber," BrakNo person can ever be a cucumberIsac
"I'm A Cucumber," BrakVegetables can't sing.Heather Brockwell
"I'm A Dog," Gucci ManePeople aren't dogs.Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Fire," Donna SummerPeople aren't fires.Yvette Bristle
"I'm A King Bee," Slim HarpoPeople aren't bees, and king bees don't exist.Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Leather Boy," The Leather BoyBoys aren't made of leather.Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Liar," Bryan AdamsThis title must be false if he's a liar.Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Little Candle," Little MarcyPeople aren't candles.Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Little Teapot," Ronnie KemperPeople aren't crockerySusanna Viljanen
"I'm A Lonesome Little Raindrop," Tiny TimPeople aren't raindrops; drops have no feelings.Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Marionette," ABBAMarionettes aren't sentient.GlamRockNinjaLord
"I'm A Mountain," Sarah HarmerPeople are not mountains.Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Nut," Leroy PullinsA person cannot be a legume.Doug Unfunny
"I'm A Potato," DevoPotatoes are not sentient.GlamRockNinjaLord
"I'm A Rainbow," Donna SummerNo person is a rainbow.Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Roadrunner," Junior Walker & The All-StarsPeople aren't birds.Peter
"I'm A Small And Lonely Light," Olivia Newton-JohnPeople aren't lights.Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Song (Sing Me)," Neil SedakaPeople aren't songs.Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Tiger," Lulu FussBudget
"I'm A Train," Albert Hammonddoes that mean Albert has a tender behind?Kronos
"I'm A Train," Albert HammondA person cannot be a vehicle of any sort.Rachel Stedman
"I'm A Tree," Imani CoppolaMetaphorically, maybe; literally, no.Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Wheel," WilcoNo you're not. Wheels aren't living beings.Amy Grunt
"I'm All Dressed Up With A Broken Heart," Ted LewisHearts aren't clothing.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Always Chasing Rainbows," Judy GarlandGood luck chasing water drops and sunlight!Peter
"I'm Always On A Mountain When I Fall," Merle HaggardAccording to logic, this cannot be true.GlamRockNinjaLord
"I'm Ashamed Enough To Die," T.K. HulinShame alone doesn't cause death.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Blue (The Gong Gong Song)," The IkettesNot likely, even if you hold YOUR breath.Quyjibo
"I'm Blue Again," Patsy Cline When that blue crayon or blue paint run amuck?Peter
"I'm Bouncing Off The Walls Again," SugarcultHow does a human bounce off anything?Rich
"I'm Breathless," MadonnaYou can't sing if you're out of breath.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Dead," ScarfaceDead people can't sing or say anything.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Dead (But I Don't Know It)," Randy NewmanStates it like he knows it; Couldn't sing if dead.Heather Brockwell
"I'm Dead (But I Don't Know It)," Randy NewmanDead people can't say or sing anything.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Dead (But I Don't Know It)," Randy NewmanDead can't know that they don't know they're dead.Courtney Mears
"I'm Every Woman," Chaka KhanNobody can be every woman in the world. Lefty Lucy
"I'm Every Woman," Chaka Khan Heather Brockwell
"I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles," Dean MartinYou can't do anything forever.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)," The ProclaimersThat's one long person!Larcen Tyler
"I'm Gonna Be a Wheel Someday," Fats DominoIf you had bad karma and get reincarnated as 1…crazydon
"I'm Gonna Change Everything," Jim ReevesGood luck trying, Jim...Chowder
"I'm Gonna Change Everything," Jim ReevesYou can change some things, not EVERYthing.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Gonna Let My Heart Do The Walking," The SupremesHearts can't walk.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Gonna Live Forever," Tony MartinNobody does.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Gonna Lock My Heart And Throw Away The Key," Jerry CookeHearts don't have locks and keys.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Gonna Tell Everybody," The EasybeatsYou can't tell all of the billions of people.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Out Of My Hair," Cast Of South PacificNo man could be there;nor would washing remove himTiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"I'm Henry The VIII, I Am," Herman's HermitsI have it on good advice that he's deadFussBudget
"I'm Here, I'm Not Here," Julia StoneNo one can be both at the same time.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Here, I'm Not Here," Julia StoneSo which is it? Make up your mind, Julia!Chowder
"I'm In Love With A Capital U," Joe DiffieOne cannot be in love with a capital letter.Isac
"I'm In Love With My Car," QueenInanimate objects cannot give you any love backSusanna Viljanen
"I'm In You," Peter FramptonNot unless you're a baby, and babies can't talk.Michael
"I'm In You," Peter FramptonYou cannot be inside another person.rocky
"I'm Indestructible," Jack JonesNobody is!Yvette Bristle
"I'm Just A Baby," Louise CordetThen how are you singing this song?Peter
"I'm Just A Guitar (Everybody Picks On Me)," Pete DrakePeople aren't musical instruments.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Like A Bird," Nelly FurtadoFunny.I don't see a beak or feathers on her.Angel
"I'm Like A Train," Barclay James HarvestNo person resembles a train.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Living In Two Worlds," Bonnie GuitarI hope the other one has breathable air.Peter
"I'm Looking For A World," Skeeter DavisThe world is right before your eyes.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Looking Through You," The BeatlesSince when did Paul have X-Ray vision!?Chowder
"I'm Looking Through You," Beatles FussBudget
"I'm Lost In A Lonely Harmony," Regine VelasquezOne can't get lost in music;music has no feelings Yvette Bristle
"I'm Made of Wax Larry, What are You Made of?," A Day to RememberNobody is made out of waxBrionna Secret
"I'm Money," ZebraheadA person can't be moneyFranka
"I'm My Own Grandpa," Guy LombardoNo one can be this!Peter
"I'm My Own Grandpa," Ray StevensOne can't be one's own grandpa (w/out time-travel)Heather Brockwell
"I'm Never Going To Let You Go," George StraitEventually you will have to.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Never Gonna Say Goodbye," Billy PrestonHe said (sang) 'goodbye' in this song.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Nobody," A Dead GiveawayAll people are somebody.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Nobody's Baby," Joanie SommersShe's not a baby; all babies have parents.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman," Britney SpearsYou have to be a girl, unless it's a sex-changeDiddims
"I'm Not Living In The Real World," Belle & SebastianYes, you are.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Not Me Anymore," Billy GilmanYou can only be yourself.Candy Welty
"I'm Not Me Anymore," Billy GilmanSelf-contradictory.Chowder
"I'm Not Saying," Gordon LightfootThen how are you SINGING?Rich
"I'm Not Talking," The YardbirdsAnd you're not singing either?Peter
"I'm Nothing Without You," Cheyenne JacksonYou're something even without the other personYvette Bristle
"I'm Nowhere At All," The QueersYou must be at some location, not nowhere.Yvette Bristle
"I'm On Fire," Bruce SpringsteenOnly in crematorium.Susanna Viljanen
"I'm On Fire," Bruce SpringsteenIf so, how the hell are you still singing in tune?Denise
"I'm Only Me When I'm With You," Taylor SwiftNo Taylor, I think you're ALWAYS no one but you.Heather Brockwell
"I'm Sittin' On The Edge Of Skies," Sadistic Mika BandSkies can't be sat upon. Skies have no edges.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Sittin' On Top Of The World," Bobby DarinHe'd freeze up there.Francis A. Sissy
"I'm Slowly Turning Into You," The White StripesNobody can turn into another personChris Chendo
"I'm Still Standing," Elton JohnHe has to sit sometime, doesn't he?Don Corleone Marsh
"I'm The Only One," Melissa EtheridgeThere are many other people besides you.Yvette Bristle
"I'm The Sky," Norma TanegaNo person is the sky.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Walking Backwards To Christmas," The GoonsAcross The Irish Sea!PJ
"I'm With A Crowd But Oh So Alone ," Elvis Presleywhat about the crowd?mina
"I'm You," Leona LewisHow can one person be another?Bruce Curb
"I'm Your Angel," Celine DionNo human is an angel.Heather Brockwell
"I'm Your Baby Tonight," Whitney HoustonNot unless I gave birth to you.Peter
"I'm Your Gun," Alice CooperA person can't be a gun.mads.
"I'm Your Moon," Jonathan CoultonIf you had a moon, I don't think it could talkEvan
"I'm Your Moon," Jonathan CoultonOne cannot be a moon.Isac
"I'm Your Puppet," James & Bobby PurifyI don't think so.George Straitjacket
"I'm Your Vehichle," Blood, Sweat, and TearsWhen are people cars?Paul Warren
"I'm Your Vehicle," Ides Of MarchNo person is a vehicle.Jack Lemonade
"I've Been Born Again," Johnnie TaylorYou're only born once.Yvette Bristle
"I've Been Everywhere," Johnny CashThere is no way a person can go everywhere.Lynnetta Lore
"I've Been Everywhere," Johnny CashAlthough he may have come close...Jess
"I've Crossed Oceans Of Wine To Find You," HIMNot enough wine to fill one ocean, let alone more.Exiled
"I've Done Enough Dyin' Today," Larry GatlinIf you'd done any dyin', you couldn't sing of it.Britney Spears into pruning hooks
"I've Done Everything For You," Rick SpringfieldDoes that include 'death' and 'resurrection'?Peter
"I've Got A Happy Heart," Susan RayeHearts are incapable of emotions.Yvette Bristle
"I've Got A Pocketful Of Dreams," Bing CrosbyDreams don't come in pockets.Peter
"I've Got A Rock 'n' Roll Heart," Eric ClaptonNobody's heart is made out of a style of music.Peter
"I've Got A Rock And Rock Heart," Eric ClaptonRock-and-roll isn't a type of heart.Obi Lame Kenobi
"I've Got A Splitting Headache," The DickiesHeadaches can't really split.Naomi Swanson
"I've Got Texas In My Heart," Loretta LynnNo U.S. state can fit inside a person's heart.Yvette Bristle
"I've Got The Music In Me," Kiki DeeWhat was Kiki Dee, a jukebox or a turntable?Peter
"I've Got The World On A String," Diana KrallThe world is too big to be put on a string.Yvette Bristle
"I've Got You Under My Skin," The Four Seasons Heather Brockwell
"I've Got You Under My Skin," Frank Sinatrathis could never happenMark
"I've Lost My Heart Again," Jerry ValeOne can't lose one's heart without dying.Yvette Bristle
"I've Never Been To Me," CharleneLiving isn't by out-of-body experiences alone.Heather Brobkwell
"I've Never Been To Me," CharleneEveryone has been to themselves!Yvette Bristle
"I've Never Left Your Arms," Oscar PetersonYou will, sooner or later.Yvette Bristle
"I've Told Every Little Star," Linda ScottToo many stars to tell all of them.Sheila Oh
"I've Told Every Little Star," Linda ScottDid the starship Enterprise help you out? Peter
"Ice Cream Castles," The TimeThey would melt before construction was completed.Reggie Pillbox
"Ice Ice Baby," Vanilla IceBabies aren't made out of ice.Peter
"Iced Lightning," RJD2Lightning has no ice.Candy Welty
"Idiot Wind," Bob DylanWind with no brain can't be called an idiot.Peter
"If I Could Talk I'd Tell You," The LemonheadsThen how are you singing this?Brian Kelly
"If I Could Turn Back Time," CherNot without a time machine, and those don't exist.Sheila Oh
"If I Give My Heart To You," Doris DayOne can't give one's heart to another.Kirsten Abercrombie
"If Is A Bird On A Chain," Eddy RavenWhat a strange definition of 'if'!Yvette Bristle
"If My Heart Had Wings," Faith HillHearts have never had wings and they never willIsac
"If Walls Could Speak," Amy GrantSadly they don'tNatasha
"If We Were a Movie," Hannah MontanaPeople want to be a movie? Doesn't make sensep00v
"If You Can Afford Me," Katy PerryShe's not for sale. That would make her a slave.Connie Brady
"If You Could Read My Mind," Gordon LightfootYou really can't read minds (like a book, anyway)Pig Smith
"If You Were A Bluebird," Joe ElyNo person can ever be a bird.Yvette Bristle
"Ignoreland," R.E.M.Since I have no clue where this is, I'll ignore itPeter
"Illegal Smile," John PrineThere's no law against smiling.Yvette Bristle
"Image of the Invisible," ThriceInvisible things don't have an image. Emily
"The Impossible Happened," Little Peggy MarchSomething that's impossible can't happen.Yvette Bristle
"Impossible Princess," Kylie MinogueHow can a princess be impossible?mads.
"In a Man's Womb," Yael NaimMen do not have wombs.Heidi Claire
"In My Merry Oldsmobile," Billy MurrayCars don't have emotionsDiddims
"In The Arms Of Love," Matt MonroLove is an emotion and has no arms.Yvette Bristle
"In The Dark Of The Sun," Tom Petty & The HeartbreakersThe Sun produces light, not darkness.Kara Oke
"In The Garden Of My Heart," Frank Stanley & Henry BurrHearts don't have gardens in them.Yvette Bristle
"In The House Of Stone And Light," Martin PageLight is not a building material.Yvette Bristle
"In The Middle Of Nowhere," Dusty Springfield"Nowhere" is not a location. You must be somewhereYvette Bristle
"In The Mist Of Time," Yoko MiwaTime isn't mist.Yvette Bristle
"In Walked Love," LouiseLove is an emotion and does not walk.Yvette Bristle
"In Walks The Night," HeartNight doesn't walk in or out of anywhere.Heather Brockwell
"The Incredible Shrinking Man," Daniel AmosNo man can literally shrink in real lifeFuture Backer
"India Rubber Man," Steve HackettNo man is made of rubber.Heather Brockwell
"Indiana Wants Me," R. Dean TaylorA geographic locale can't desire anybody.Gail McFarland
"Innocent Eyes," Delta GoodremEyes cannot be innocent or guilty.Sheila Oh
"Inside My Love," Minnie RipertonLove is an emotion and has no inside.Yvette Bristle
"Inside Your Heaven," Carrie UnderwoodNo one has a heaven except GodDeanna
"Insomniatown," Jesse ChandlerThere is no place with this name.Yvette Bristle
"Instant Karma," John LennonThat is not the way 'Karma' works, John. Peter
"Instrument of Change," Caroline's SpineThere is no such instrumentWinter Pepper
"Into the Mouth of Hell We March," TriviumHell doesn't have a mouth.Waldo
"Invisible," Clay AikenEven if he was...Misty
"Invisible City," The WallflowersYou can see a city, so it is not invisibleRich
"Invisible Hands," Kim Carnes Wendy Torrance
"Invisible Man," 98 Degrees Wendy Torrance
"Invisible People," Citizen FishExcuse me, but all people are visible.Yvette Bristle
"Invisible String," Taylor SwiftStrings are not invisible.JohnHowarth
"Invisible Sun," The PoliceAll stars give off some light.Evan
"Invisible Tears," The Ray Conniff SingersTears are visible.Yvette Bristle
"Invisible Touch," Genesisthat would be impossible, unless she's a ghostHarry
"Invisible World," The Blake BabiesMuch of the world (except air, etc.) is visible.Yvette Bristle
"Iron Horse," MotorheadHorses are not made of iron.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Iron Man," Black SabbathNo man is made from ironrocky
"Iron Man," Black SabbathMan is not made of ironChazm
"Iron Sky," Paolo NutiniThe sky is not made of ironHeather Brockwell
"Iron Sky," Hope StreetThe sky isn't made of iron.Yvette Bristle
"Is Patience Still Waiting," The Juliana TheoryOne waits patiently but patience per se waits not.Heather Brockwell
"Is You Is or Is You Ain't My Baby," Louis JordanA baby can't answer that question or even talk.Pete
"Island Girl," Elton JohnNo girl is an island.Brit Boxx
"Island In The Sun," WeezerUnless it's a sunspot, how can it be an island?Diddims
"Island in the Sun," WeezerThere are no islands on, or in, the sun.Dongquan
"Island In The Sun," WeezerIt would burn.JC Foster
"Island Moon," Kapono BeamerNo moon is an island.Yvette Bristle
"Island Of Lost Souls," BlondieA soul can't be put anywhereThatAwesomeGuy
"Islands In The Sky," Spyro GyraThe sky has no islands.Yvette Bristle
"Isle Of Dreams," Spy KidsNever heard of this island, sounds restful though.Peter
"It Can't Be Wrong," Dick HaymesSome things are wrong.Yvette Bristle
"It Never Rains In Southern California," Albert HammondDoes so!That no-one Candy Nye
"It Never Rains In Southern California," Albert HammondYes it does.Kerry
"It Never Rains In Southern California," Albert HammondWhat's next? "It Never Rains in Minnesota"?Amanda
"It Rained Children," The Staple SingersRain is water, not people.Yvette Bristle
"It Snows In Hell," LordiIf hell even exists it's too hot for snowMads
"It Tears Me Up," Percy SledgeWas Percy Sledge made out of paper? I think not!Peter
"It Turns Me Inside Out," Lee GreenwoodNo person can be turned inside out.Lance Crackers
"It's A Cotton Candy World," Jerry WallaceThe world isn't made of cotton candy.Yvette Bristle
"It's a Sin When You Love Somebody," Joe CockerJust loving someone is not a sin!Peter
"It's All Wrong But It's All Right," Dolly PartonIt can't be both, Dolly.Lynnetta Lore
"It's An Uphill Climb To The Bottom," Walter JacksonYou go down - not up - to get to the bottom.Yvette Bristle
"It's Not Me Talking," A Flock Of SeagullsReally then who is?ThatAwesomeGuy
"It's Only A Paper Moon," Ella Fitzgerald Moons are not made of paper.Sheila Oh
"It's Only A Paper Moon," Ella FitzgeraldThe Moon is not made of paper.Yvette Bristle
"It's Only a Paper Moon," Nat King ColeThe Moon is not made of paperBeverly Stiles
"It's Raining Men," The Weather GirlsI Wish! And they'd land like this: SPLAT!Diddims
"It's Raining Men," The Weather GirlsIt's only possible if they fell out of an airplaneKatelyn
"It's Raining Men," Weather GirlsIt Never Rains MenAaerni
"It's Raining Sunbeams," Deanna DurbinRain is water, not sunbeams.Yvette Bristle
"It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday," Boyz II MenBecause yesterday is not a person.Opie M.
"It's The End of the World As We Know It," REMHow can you be writing this song and/or feel fine?Ned Riley

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