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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Entries Beginning with V

"Vacation to Hell," ChiodosI don't think you'd come back.Morgan
"Vagabond Moon," Willie NileThe Moon is not a vagabond.Yvette Bristle
"Valley Girl," Frank & Moon Unit ZappaA person can not be a valley.Peter
"Vampires Are Alive," DJ BoboVampires don't even existMads
"Vanilla Gorilla," RubiconGorillas aren't vanilla.Yvette Bristle
"Vanilla Queen," Golden EarringVanilla is not a monarchy.Deirdre Collins
"Vanilla Twilight," Owl CityTwilight doesn't have any flavorAlice Spoonerism
"Velvet Cave," Silver ApplesCaves aren't made of velvet.Yvette Bristle
"Velvet Goldmine," David BowieThere's no such thing as velvet goldJD
"Velvet Waters," The MegatronsWater isn't made of velvet.Candy Welty
"Venus As A Boy," BjorkA planet can not be a person.Mattias
"Venus In Blue Jeans," Frankie AvalonPlanets do not wear pantsSusanna Viljanen
"Venus In Furs," Velvet UndergroundA planet cannot wear fur coats.Paul Bear
"Venus Loon," T RexA loon could not survive on Venus.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Verbal Gunfight," Jurassic 5Gunfights, by definition, require guns.Yvette Bristle
"Very Sad Trousers," Urge OverkillArticles of clothing have no emotions.Frederick Gale
"Victim Of Love," EaglesOne cannot be a victim of love.Rock Maninoff
"Video Killed The Radio Star," The BugglesI've never heard of videos killing anyonebottle of what
"View From Heaven," YellowcardHow can you tell if you've never been there?Rosa C.
"View The Unviewable," Another Sick TribeIt's an oxymoron.Yvette Bristle
"Village Of The Sun," Frank ZappaThe Sun has no populated places.Yvette Bristle
"Vine Of Happiness," The Rotary ConnectionPlants aren't made of emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Violin Walk," Laurie AndersonMusical instruments don't walk.Yvette Bristle
"Vitamin R," ChevelleThere's no such vitamin.Rock Maninoff
"Vitamin U," Smokey RobinsonThere's no such vitamin.Reggie Pillbox
"The Voice In My Heart," Eydie GormeHearts can't speak.Yvette Bristle
"Voice of America," Nicki FrenchI didn't know that a country could sing!Larcen Tyler
"Voice of America's Sons," John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band America itself doesn't have any offspringLefty Lucy
"The Voice of Cheese," Frank ZappaCheese doesn't talk.Diddims
"The Voice Of Energy," KraftwerkEnergy can't talkSam
"Voices Carry," Til TuesdayWhat do they carry?bottle of what
"Voices In The Sky," The Moody BluesNot unless it's angels or airplane passengersDiddims
"Volcano Girl," Veruca SaltPeople aren't volcanoes.Heather Brockwell
"Voodoo River," Moon MartinThere is no river with this name.Yvette Bristle
"Voyage To Eternity," CoronerEternity is not a place.Yvette Bristle
"The Vultures Ate My Dead Ass Up," Wesley WillisThe dead can't sing.Tommy

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