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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"Ocean Breathes Salty," Modest MouseThe ocean can't breath let alone breathe saltyKevin
"Ocean Breathes Salty," Modest MouseOceans don't breathe, although they are salty.Jess
"Octopus' Garden," The BeatlesOctopuses have no gardensHeather Brockwell
"Old Man River," Cast Of 'Showboat'No river is a man (of any age).Rosie Finch
"On A Clear Day You Can See Forever," Barbra StreisandNot even Babs can see that far.Peter
"On Top of the World," Boys Like GirlsDuh! The Earth rotates. You'd never know that.Lizzie
"One Day Women Will All Become Monsters," ChiodosIsn't that called the Rapture?Chris lawl
"One Gallon Axe," White Goldwhat's next, 250ml bayonet?hamp
"One Way Ticket to Hell And Back," The DarknessOne Way = Not BackLibby G
"One Way Ticket to Hell and Back," The DarknessIf it's a one way ticket, you can't get back.Foul
"Only The Good Die Young," Billy JoelI'm sure there are many criminals who died young.Larcen Tyler
"The Only Way Is Up," YazzNo, there is down, across, over, etc.Gretchen Q. Wieners
"Only Women Bleed," Alice CooperNot true, I say !!!FussBudget
"Open Your Heart," MadonnaAnd what am i supposed to open it with? Josh Nichols (Drake and Josh)
"Open Your Heart," MadonnaWhen did Madonna become a surgeon?Peter
"Other Side Of Life," The Moody BluesLife does not have sides.Timothy Burr
"Owner Of A Lonely Heart," YesSince when is a heart lonely?CDD

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