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Fun Music Information -> Gary U.S. Bonds

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Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Gary Anderson. Submitted by: oldrock

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Heaven Day Weekend""Seven Day Weekend"Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Seven Day Weekend,"Weekends only have TWO days--Saturday and SundayIsac
"Seven Day Weekend,"Weekends cannot possibly be that long.Samantha Wayland

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"When Are You Coming Back?," Lisa Stansfield"Quarter To Three," Gary U.S. Bonds
"Little Bitty Pretty One," Thurston Harris"This Little Girl," Gary U.S. Bonds
"When Will I See You Again?," The Three Degrees"Quarter To Three," Gary U.S. Bonds
"Fired," Ben Folds"Out Of Work," Gary U.S. Bonds
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Out Of Wok" originally "Out Of Work"
Candy Welty
"Even-Day Weekend" originally "Seven-Day Weekend"
Has 2, 4, or 6 days
Millie Henry
"His Little Girl" originally "This Little Girl"
Sutch

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Pout Of Work" originally "Out Of Work"
Naomi Swanson
"Rout Of Work" originally "Out Of Work"
Naomi Swanson
"Bout Of Work" originally "Out Of Work"
Naomi Swanson
"Out Off Work" originally "Out Of Work"
Naomi Swanson

Change a Letter:

"Out Of Cork" originally "Out Of Work"
Candy Welty
"Out Of Pork" originally "Out Of Work"
Candy Welty
"Out Of York" originally "Out Of Work"
Candy Welty
"Out Of Fork" originally "Out Of Work"
Candy Welty
"Got Me" originally "Not Me"
Mallory

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Here's a Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)
   Travis Tritt
Quarter to Three
   Gary U. S. Bonds
Here's Three Quarters (Call Someone Who Cares)
Dang payphone inflation!
crazydon
When It's Nighttime In Italy, It's Wednesday Over Here
   The Everly Brothers
Quarter To Three
   Gary U.S.Bonds
When It's Nighttime In Italy, It's A Quarter To Three Over Here
I think that's about accurate!
Marian

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Barry U.S. Bonds
Barry Manilow combined with Gary U.S. Bonds
A long-time baseball player's name, with his country in the middle. Also notice that the names Gary and Barry rhyme.
Submitted By: Hugh Jim Bessile
Gary U.S. Bond Jovi
Gary U.S. Bonds combined with Bon Jovi
Submitted By: John
My Gary U.S. Chemical Bonds Romance
Gary U.S. Bonds combined with My Chemical Romance
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Gary U.S. Common Bonds
Gary U.S. Bonds combined with Common
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners

There are additional Gary U.S. Bonds Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Quarter to Three"
Misheard Lyrics:
And jingle bell like the Church Street Five
Original Lyrics:
And take a band like the Church Street Five
"Quarter to Three"
Misheard Lyrics:
And take a bell like a turkey pie
Original Lyrics:
And take a band like the Church Street Five
"This Little Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh she's so young and she's so fat
Original Lyrics:
Oh she's so young and she's so fine
"Quarter To Three"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they were singin' with a manatee.
or
And they were swingin' with my dad and me.
Original Lyrics:
And they were swingin' with Daddy G.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Quarter to Three"
Misheard Lyrics:
And take a bell like a turkey pie
Original Lyrics:
And take a band like the Church Street Five

Story about this misheard lyric by: Fred

Heard this as a little kid on a small transistor radio, so I never heard the "s" in Street or the "f" in Five.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Quarter To Three"
Opening Lines:
Don't you know that I danced, I danced till a quarter to three With the help, last night, of Daddy G.
Comments:
"Quarter To Three" was the only #1 song for Gary Bonds in spring 1961. Gary Bonds really influenced Bruce Springsteen.
Submitted by: Peter
 

Song Title Space Change:

"New Or Leans" originally "New Orleans"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

Band Name Anagrams:

Brassy Doug N. Submitted by: Gina Munroe
Dug Brass Yon Submitted by: Gina Munroe
Yon Grass Bud Submitted by: Gina Munroe
Grassy Bound Submitted by: Gina Munroe
Gray Bonds Us Submitted by: Gina Munroe

There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.

Songs That Are Banned:

"Quarter To Three"
A few stations thought this song was a bit too suggestive and refused to play it.
Submitted by: Barry Disbrow

Song Title Acrostics:

BY: "Believing You"
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Airy You-guess Bonds originally "Gary U.S. Bonds"
Submitted by: Job Lowe
Airy Goo S. Bonds originally "Gary U.S. Bonds"
Submitted by: Job Lowe

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