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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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"'Til My Heart Beats Down Your Door," EuropeHearts can't beat down doors.Yvette Bristle
"(All Of A Sudden) My Heart Sings," Mel CarterHearts don't sing.Yvette Bristle
"(He's) Raining In My Sunshine," Jay & The AmericansPeople don't rain. Clouds do.Candy Welty
"(I Am) What I Am Not," IdlewildSelf-contradictoryHeather Brockwell
"(I Hang) On Your Every Word," Michael McDonaldPeople can't literally hang on words.Yvette Bristle
"(I'm Always Hearing) Wedding Bells," Eddie FisherEven when you're asleep?Yvette Bristle
"(I'm Gonna) Split This Room in Half," Uncle KrackerAre you King Kong?BulldozerBegins
"(Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear," Elvis PresleyHow can she turn him into a stuffed animal?Paul G
"(Love Is) Thicker Than Water," Andy GibbLove doesn't have a thickness.Yvette Bristle
"(Love Is) Thicker Than Water," Andy GibbLove's viscosity is immeasurableFussBudget
"(She's Got The) Blues For Sale," Jimmie VaughanThe blues are an emotion and can't be sold.Yvette Bristle
"(Thank God I Died In) The Car Crash," The FrogsIf you've died, you can't sing or say anything.Yvette Bristle
"(We Are) The Only Ones," Lizzy BordenThere are other people besides you.Yvette Bristle
"(You Put Me In) Another World," Kevin PaigeWe are all in the same world.Yvette Bristle
"(You're The) Devil In Disguise," Elvis PresleyThe devil does not wear costumes.Opie M.
"(You've Got Me) Dangling On A String," Chairmen Of The BoardA person's weight would snap a string.Yvette Bristle
"(Your Love Is Like) Nuclear Waste," Tuff DartsLove doesn't resemble nuclear waste.Yvette Bristle
"(Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher And Higher," Jackie WilsonLove can't actually lift a person up.Old Man Edgar Winter
"10 Miles From Nowhere," Five For FightingNo such location. Karen Smith
"100% Pure Love," Crystal WatersAnd how does this get tested?Peter
"1000 Miles From Nowhere," Jesse Colin Young'Nowhere' is not a place.Yvette Bristle
"1000 Oceans," Tori AmosNot on Earth alone, anywayRegina Olsen
"1000 Smiling Knuckles," Skin YardKnuckles can't smile.Cynthia Avery
"101 Percent Correct," BloodshedriseNothing can be more than 100 percent correct.Yvette Bristle
"12 days of Christmas," TraditionalIt DOES last 12 days: xmas Day thru Epiphany (1/6)Four Your Information
"The 13th Month Of The Year," Larry EdwardsA year has only 12 months.Yvette Bristle
"15 Going On 20," 5 X 515-year-olds go on 16 -- not 20.Yvette Bristle
"17 Again," EurythmicsPeople are only 17 once.Peter
"18 Til I Die," Bryan AdamsDo you need a suicide hotline?Pu Ping
"1983...(a Merman I Should Turn To Be)," Jimi HendrixA worm meal he really turned to be. C. Thompson
"2 Places At 1 Time," Zac Brown BandYou can only be at one place at a time.Lance Crackers
"2+2 = 5," RadioheadWrong! 2+2 = 4 (Duh!)The Quirkfetch Kid
"The 2,000 Pound Bee," The VenturesA bee weighs less than a pound.Yvette Bristle
"21 Til I Die," Crazy LixxYou cannot stay the same age all your life!GlamRockNinjaLord
"21st Century (Digital Boy)," Bad ReligionPeople can't be digitalEvan
"25 Hours A Day," MyraA day has only 24 hours. Except when DST ends.Yvette Bristle
"26-Hour Day," Jay BrannanNo day lasts that long.Yvette Bristle
"3 Dressed Up As A 9," TrooperNumbers can't be 'dressed up' as anything.Helen Back
"The 32nd Of May," Trini LopezMay has only 31 days.Yvette Bristle
"3625 Groovy Street," The WildcatsThere's no street anywhere called GroovyKerry
"4 Words (To Choke Upon)," Bullet For My ValentineYou can't choke on words.Franka
"4-3=0," George StraitHow did you pass math class?Dylan Arthur
"409 in Your Coffeemaker," Green DayDoes that even make sense?Lizzie
"40oz To Freedom," SublimeUnless u are 40oz away from being fat or skinnyCDD
"4AM Forever," Lost ProphetsIt can only be 4 AM for one hourJanine
"50 Foot Queenie," P.J. HarveyI've never seen a queen that tall.Joe Schmoe
"6th Avenue Heartache," The WallflowersPaved roads don't have hearts to ache.Peter
"7 Minutes in Heaven," Fall Out BoyOnce you're up there, you don't come back down.Lizzie
"800-pound Jesus," Sawyer BrownI'ce heard that God and His son are big, but...Mr. Sally
"9,999,999 Tears," Dickey LeeBy then, everyone's lost count.Odie Garfield
"911 Is A Joke," Public EnemyIf it is a joke, then it's not very funny.Reggie Pillbox
"99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall," TraditionalThe wall can't hold them. Ever heard of gravity?Rich
"99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall," TraditionalThey need some means of support, else they'll fallJeffrey Hope

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