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Album cover parody of Hotel California by The Eagles
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The Eagles / Linda Ronstadt, The Eagels


I'm afraid Celeste is wrong on one quote: For the record we never broke up we just took a 14 year vacation - Glenn Frey
Submitted by: Doc Brown
For the record we never broke up we just took a 14 year vacation.
- Don Henley

Submitted by: Celeste
There are additional music quotes available.

Band Name Origins:

  • The Eagles -- the country-rock band that sold millions of albums by stealing/improving upon the formula invented by Gram Parsons and the Byrds ---were actually named after a gay club in San Francisco, "Eagles and Angels", according to a Glen Frey interview in Rolling Stone from 1985. Submitted by: Jason Reeher
  • Glenn Frey liked because it sounded like a motorcycle gang. Submitted by: Dave

Stupid Band Names:

  • It would fit better today, because most of the band members are bald. Submitted by: united

Better Off Solo?:

New Career
Comments & Submitter Name
"Don Henley""He's much better off with the band than he is without but he did have quite a number of hit singles on his own." - Celeste

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"The Last Resort"She came from Providence the one in Rhode Island - Phil Vinci

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Hotel Caniformia""Hotel California"Weast Weasel
"In-law Woman""Outlaw Man"Roy R. Pryor
"In-law Man""Outlaw Man"Roy R. Pryor
"Legalize Dog""Outlaw Man"Roy R. Pryor
"Heartburn Tonight""Heartache Tonight"Mickey D.

There are additional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Submitter Name
"Victim Of Love,"One cannot be a victim of love.Rock Maninoff
"Love Will Keep Us Alive,"No one can live on love alone.Yvette Bristle
"Tequila Sunrise,"Alcohol and solar phenomena do not mix.Susanna Viljanen
"Sad Cafe,"A cafe is incapable of possessing emotions.Cassandra
"Lyin' Eyes,"Eyes can tell neither truth nor lies.Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid

There are additional literally impossible song titles available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Give Me One Reason," Tracy Chapman"I Can't Tell You Why," Eagles
"Rhiannon," Fleetwood Mac"Witchy Woman," Eagles
"Who's That Man?," Toby Keith"James Dean," Eagles
"Don't Stop," Fleetwood Mac"Take It To The Limit," Eagles
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Hose Shoes" originally "Those Shoes" get all the mud off them
"Those Hoes" originally "Those Shoes"
Changes the title from footwear to gardening tools
"James Dan" originally "James Dean"
Candy Welty
"Outlaw Ma" originally "Outlaw Man"
Candy Welty
"On The Order" originally "On The Border"

There are additional Eagles song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Victim Of Glove" originally "Victim Of Love"
Angelina Laide
"Seven Bridges Broad" originally "Seven Bridges Road"
Yvette Bristle
"Jaymes Dean" originally "James Dean"
As in Bartles & Jaymes
"Lover Will Keep Us Alive" originally "Love Will Keep Us Alive"
Yvette Bristle
"Love Will Keep Pus Alive" originally "Love Will Keep Us Alive"
Yvette Bristle

There are additional Eagles song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Lore Will Keep Us Alive" originally "Love Will Keep Us Alive"
Yvette Bristle
"Cove Will Keep Us Alive" originally "Love Will Keep Us Alive"
Yvette Bristle
"Love Will Keep Us Olive" originally "Love Will Keep Us Alive"
Yvette Bristle
"Dove Will Keep Us Alive" originally "Love Will Keep Us Alive"
Yvette Bristle
"Lode Will Keep Us Alive" originally "Love Will Keep Us Alive"
Yvette Bristle

There are additional Eagles song titles with a letter changed available.


Dec 23
a parody of "Lying Eyes" by The Eagles
For all yiu chubby chasers
YouTube : (MP3)
Oct 15
a parody of "Hotel California" by The Eagles
Lyrics by Ethan Mawyer - remixed, performed and recorded by Professor Incubus. Just in time for Halloween.
Soundclick: (mp3)
Feb 2
a parody of "Tequila Sunrise" by The Eagles
How & Why do I HandFart? Tons of burrito grease thru the years.
YouTube: (Video)
Jan 24
a parody of "Hotel California" by The Eagles
Ode to the Mistake by the Lake.
YouTube: (Video)
July 14
a parody of "Desperado" by The Eagles
a recording of this parody: (mp3)
Mar 3
a parody of "Hotel California" by The Eagles
A Star Wars version of the Eagles' Hotel California, about Tatooine's favorite alien hangout.
SoundClick: (Mp3)
Apr 14
a parody of "Take It To The Limit" by The Eagles
I think the title's fairly self-explanatory... (mp3)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Take It To The Limit""Naked With A Midget"Dr. Oliver Clozoff
"Life In The Fast Lane""Sonic The Hedgehog"card
"Hotel California""The London Kebab Shop"The Parody Author
"New Kid In Town""Immigrants Now"Arch Vile
"New Kid in Town""Shot Kids In Towns"eel deal
"Take It Easy""Requiem For Rick and Patty"CML
"Life In The Fast Lane""Sonic The Hedgehog"Mrs. Elane ES
"One of These Nights""Want a New Price"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Hotel California""Woketard California"Randy Hearn
"Life In The Fast Lane""Life In The Swim Lane"SwimPuff165

There are additional Eagles song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Life In The Fast LaneDriving SchoolVJON
Already GoneAny PrisonGopher Holes
Hotel CaliforniaCalifornia TourismDavid R.
Take It To The LimitCredit Counseling HotlineLarcen Tyler
Those ShoesNike/Payless Shoesoldschool

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Hotel Californiaa hotel in CaliforniaSarah
Hotel CaliforniaHilton HotelsKris
Already GoneMissing Persons HotlineLost: One brain
Best Of My LoveDivorce lawyerGopher Holes
Heartache TonightDating ServiceGopher Holes
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Smoke Gets In Your Eyes
   The Platters
Lyin' Eyes
Smoke Gets In Your Lyin' Eyes
Heartaches By The Number
   Ray Price
Heartache Tonight
   The Eagles
Heartaches By The Number Tonight
Opie M.
Ain't Life Grand
   Widespread Panic
Life In The Fast Lane
Ain't Life In The Fast Lane Grand
Alicia Sturdivant
Hungry Eyes
   Eric Carmen
Lyin' Eyes
Hungry Lyin' Eyes
Britney Spears into pruning hooks
There are additional Eagles duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

A Flock of Eagles
A Flock of Seagulls combined with Eagles
Hey, "seagulls" and "eagles" (nearly) rhyme!
Submitted By: Alex
They Might Be Giant Eagles
They Might Be Giants combined with The Eagles
Giant Eagle is a supermarket chain in the Eastern US.
Submitted By: Raphael
The Beagles
The Beatles combined with The Eagles
Would get lots of airplay on FM station W-O-O-F.
Submitted By: Johnny D
Eagles And Orioles
Eagles combined with The Orioles
Two types of birds!
Submitted By: Candy Welty

There are additional Eagles Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome, it's a good day, California
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the Hotel California
"Best of My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wasting our time on cheap talking whine
Original Lyrics:
Wasting our time on cheap talk and wine
"Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
We abuse a millionaire
Original Lyrics:
We may lose and we may win
"Best of My Love / The Best of My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wastin' our time on cheap talkin' whine
Original Lyrics:
Wastin' our time on cheap talk and wine
There are additional Eagles misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Take It to the Limit"
Misheard Lyrics:
So put me on your hiney
Original Lyrics:
So put me on the highway

Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke

I thought they were horses. Branding someone’s butt was famous.

There are additional Eagles misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Lyin' Eyes"
Better Lyrics:
There ain't no way to hide your flyin;' eyes. [alluding to the animated series "Gravity Falls," in which there is a deadly force of large winged eyeballs whose gaze can turn people to stone. There is an evil character to whom the message is directed; that he cannot conceal these fearsome beings.]
Original Lyrics:
There ain't no way to hide your Lyin' Eyes
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
"Lying Eyes"
Better Lyrics:
You can't escape

Socialist lies

Joe's crooked smile

Just can't disguise

We thought by now

That our countrymen realize

You can't escape the

Socialists' prying eyes
Original Lyrics:
You can't hide your lyin' eyes

And your smile is a thin disguise

I thought by now you'd realize

There ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes
Submitted by: Betty Luxenberg
"Hotel California"
Better Lyrics:
The chicken is in the order Galliformes
In a class of birds (in a class of birds)
Big ground-dwelling birds
Many species in the order Galliformes
Such as quail and grouse (such as quail and grouse)
And the junglefowl
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face.
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year (any time of year)
You can find it here
Submitted by: Tyrannodactylus
There are additional Eagles parody fragments available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Take It Easy"
The Funny Lyrics:
It's a girl, my lord, in a flatbed Ford
Slowing down to take a look at me.
Why They're Funny:
Uber Awesome! I mean, just think about it! 'Its a girl, My Lord!, in a flatbed ford' HOW COOL IS THAT!
Submitted by: bobitachickita queen of all lovliness!
"Already Gone"
The Funny Lyrics:
But let me tell you I got some news for you
And you'll soon find out it's true
And then you'll have to eat your lunch all by yourself
Why They're Funny:
What is this, junior high?
Submitted by: Aubrey
There are additional Eagles Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Hole In The World"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
There's a hole in the world tonight
There's a cloud of fear and sorrow
There's a hole in the world tonight
Don't let there be a hole in the world tomorrow
Why They're Repetitive:
The end of the song is the same thing 4 times in a row. Dont get me wrong, I love this song, but it does get a little bit old towards the end.
Submitted by: Inuyasha
"New Kid In Town"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
There's a new kid in town...
There's a new kid in town...
Why They're Repetitive:
One problem I have with the Eagles is that they occasionally forget to finish their songs.
Submitted by: Princess Ana
There are additional repetitive lyrics available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"New Kid In Town"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
They will never forget you until somebody new comes along.
Why They're Nonsensical:
The word "never" doesn't work here. They're basically saying something will never happen...until it does.
Submitted by: Michael S.
"On The Border"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I'm tryin' to change this water to wine.
Why They're Nonsensical:
YOU can't change water to wine! Only Jesus can do that.
Submitted by: Isac
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"Victim of Love"
The Insincere Lyrics:
You know I may be wrong, but I'm not. No, I'm not.
Why They're Insincere:
Which is it now? Sounds kind of smug to me.
Submitted by: Demolition Man

Insulting Song Lyrics:

"Get Over It"
The Insulting Lyrics:
Your mama's too thin and your daddy's too fat.
Why They're Insulting:
That's it Don. Just blame whatever is bothering you on your parents.
Submitted by: Celeste
"Get Over It"
The Insulting Lyrics:
You don't wanna work, you wanna live like a king
But the big bad world doesn't owe you a thing
Why They're Insulting:
Way to go, Don! I've certainly known a lot of people like that.
Submitted by: Cat

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Best of My Love"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
You know we always had each other, baby,
I guess that wasn't enough.
Why They're Inappropriate:
I've heard this song at every wedding dance I've been to since I was nine. It's a breakup song, for goodness' sake...but there's the happy couple and their family, dancing away in blissful oblivion. It's a great song, but not the sort of thing you want to be humming on your wedding night.
Submitted by: Radish the Great

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Take it Easy"
The Dirty Lyrics:
So open up, I'm climbin' in
Why They're Dirty:
Is that about opening up that flat-bed Ford's passenger door, or her thighs?
Submitted by: Jonathan M
"Life In The Fast Lane"
The Dirty Lyrics:
They had one thing in common
they were good in bed
She'd say faster faster
The light is turning red
Why They're Dirty:
It's obvious that this song is about sex.
Submitted by: Celeste

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Hotel California"
The Lyrics:
"They stabbed it with their Steely knives, but they could not kill the beast"
Who They Mention:
Steely Dan The lyric was a return jab at Steely Dan after the Dan made fun of the Eagles on a previous record with the line "turn up the Eagles, the neighbours are listening".
Submitted by: Sam
"James Dean"
The Lyrics:
James Dean, James Dean
Who They Mention:
James Dean
Submitted by: P

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"take it easy"
The Lyrics:
It's a girl! My lord in a flat bed ford....
Product Brand Name:
Ford truck
Submitted by: funonthrun
"Hotel California"
The Lyrics:
Her mind's Tiffany twisted
She's got the Mercedes Benz
Product Brand Name:
Mercedes Benz
Submitted by: rocky
There are additional Eagles product lyrics available.

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"I Wish You Peace"
Opening Lines:
I wish you peace when the cold wind blows, Warmed by the fire's glow.
"I Wish You Peace" is yet another song from the Eagles' "One Of These Nights" lp. After the success of "One Of These Nights" some creative differences would shake up the band's membership (although main principles and vocalist, Don Henley and Glen Frey would stay with the band), most noticably Joe Walsh going solo (and succesfully at that). The revamped group would come back in the fall 1976 with the multi-million dollar seller lp, "Hotel California" which would produced the #1 singles, "Hotel California" and "New Kid In Town" as well as the #3 hit, "Life In The Fast Lane" and the top twenty hit, "Victim Of Love". This same group would also release another multi-million dollar hit lp, "The Long Run" which would not only produce the top five title tune, but also the #1 hit, "Heartache Tonight", and the top ten hits, "I Can't Tell You Why", "In The City" and "Those Shoes". The Eagles also firmly established themselves as a Classic Rock and Classic Hits artist for all time. But shortly after the success of "The Long Run", in 1980, the Eagles announced to the world their breakup and both Don Henley and Glen Frey would have successful solo careers well into the 1990's (Henley would also gain notarity for his liberal and environmental views and working for and giving financially to liberal and environmental political causes and candidates). The Eagles' would reform (the late 1970's version, minus Joe Walsh) in the mid-1990's for another lp, and several brief tours.
Submitted by: Peter
Opening Lines:
Visions, that you stir in my soul.
"Visions" is another track from the Eagles' 1975 4th lp, "One Of These Nights".
Submitted by: Peter
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"Utter 'Is I'" originally "Is It True"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna
"Suit Tier" originally "Is It True"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna
"I Tie Rust" originally "Is It True"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna
"Out, Law Man!" originally "Outlaw Man"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"I Sit True" originally "Is It True"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

There are additional Eagles Song Title Space Change available.

Band Name Anagrams:

As Glee Submitted by: Multiplication Table Tennis Elbow Macaroni Penguin
Sag, Lee Submitted by: Karen Smith

Song Title Anagrams:

"AWOL Aunt M" originally "Outlaw Man"
Submitted by: Melanie Bianca Green
"Watch My Wino" originally "Witchy Woman"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Many With Cow" originally "Witchy Woman"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Itchy Man, Wow!" originally "Witchy Woman"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Winch May Tow" originally "Witchy Woman"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne

There are additional Eagles Song Title Anagrams available.

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Doolin Dalton"
The Lyrics:
Two brothers lyin' dead in Coffeyville
Reference to Coffeyville Kansas, where the Daltons met their demise trying to rob two banks at the same time.
Submitted by: Robert
"The last resort "
The Lyrics:
She came from Providence, the one in Rhode Island.
First of all, it is one of my favorite Eagle songs. And I hope I can help you to get your list as complete as possible.
Submitted by: Stan van Wijk
There are additional Real Places Mentioned in Songs available.

Songs That Are Banned:

"Life In The Fast Lane"
Not banned per se, but at least one edited version exists in which the line, "We've been up and down this highway; haven't seen a G**d*mn thing." is altered to remove the swear.
Submitted by: Bob

Super Long Pop Songs:

"Hotel California" Length: 7:12
You can come in, but you can't get out
Submitted by: jdizzy

Super Short Pop Songs:

"Tryin'" Length: 2:54
"Tryin'" is track #10 on their self-titled album released in 1972. Although it never released as a single, it was the album's shortest song.
Submitted by: Wisnu Aji

Song Title Acrostics:

VOL: "Victim Of Love"
Vol: French for "flight"; term for a rodent
Submitted by: Peter
TIE: "Take It Easy"
Submitted by: crazydon

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Quit Teela Run Size" originally "Tequila Sunrise"
Submitted by: Stevie Nicks And Cuts
"Fife In The Last Lane" originally "Life In The Fast Lane"
Submitted by: Sonia Rinzaimayor
"The Add Calf Say" originally "The Sad Cafe"
Submitted by: Amy Grunt
"Good Hay In Dell" originally "Good Day In Hell"
Submitted by: Jennifer Howard
"Quit Teela Run Ties" originally "Tequila Sunrise"
Submitted by: MOR

There are additional Song Title Spoonerisms available.

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Lyin' Eyes"
The Lyrics:
You can't hide your lyin' eyes
And your smile is a big disguise
I thought by now you realize
There ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes
This is a good slow and upbeat song to dance to, but it's all about a woman who does nothing but lie.
Submitted by: Paul Warren

Band Name Spoonerisms:

The Geels originally "The Eagles"
Submitted by: Weamon

Backwards Messages:

"Hotel California"
Hotel California has a satanic message: Forwards lyric: the middle of the night, just to hear them say... Backwards lyric: Yeah, Satan hears this, he had me believe in him.
Submitted by: BrilliantJ8

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Joe Walsh in Madden NFL 10"
The Eagles guitarist Joe Walsh appeared in Madden NFL 10 as a 29-year-old free agent wide receiver from Kent State. Kent State gave him an honorary degree in 2001.
Submitted by: JeReMy

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Philadelphia's Pro Football Team
a.k.a. The Eagles
Submitted by: Psycho Librarian
National Audubon Society
Should be obvious, since eagles are birds.
Submitted by: Peter

Movies Named After Song Titles:

"Tequila Sunrise"
1988 film with Mel Gibson and Kurt Russell
Submitted by: Mickey D.
1995 film starring Antonio Banderas
Submitted by: Paul Warren

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