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Smashing Pumpkins

Music Quotes:

Interviewer: Do you want to start the first 'spanking the monkey' joke?
Billy Corgan: No. Is this for real? Are you really going to tell this corny joke?
Submitted by: Celeste
Remember Nagroc is Corgan spelt backwards. Don't you f*cking forget that!
- Billy Corgan (during a concert)
There are additional music quotes available.

Band Name Origins:

  • The name is taken from the Shakespeare play "Twelfth Night": Sir Toby (or was it Feste, the clown?) climbs over the garden wall, looses his hold and drops on the other side, smashing pumpkins that grow there. Submitted by: Erix
  • Actually the name of the smashing pumpkins came from the comic Peanuts. In Peanuts, on Halloween, Linus would go to the pumpkin patch and look for the "great pumpkin." Since that name was already taken they decided to use smashing (adj. form). I saw this on the vh1 pop up video style of "Tonight, Tonight" Submitted by: c-unit

New Career:

Name
New Career
Comments & Submitter Name
"Store owner"owns three antiques shops - Ra'akone

Former Career:

Name
New Career
Comments & Submitter Name
"Jimmy Chamberlin""Construction worker"Had a job building custom homes with his brother-in-law, after he left the band JP and the Cats. After his stint in construction, he joined the Smashing Pumpkins - Ra'akone
"Billy Corgan""worked at a records store"While there, he met future bandmate James Iha. - Ra'akone

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Ava Adore""It's you that I adore
You'll always be my whore."

Sorry, no Ava. - rocky
"Thirty-Three""To make it last forever you" was used as a chorus. But no "thirty-three" was mentioned in the lyrics. - Mickey D.
"Where Boys Fear To Tread"The title is not mentioned in the song. - Mickey D.
"Muzzle""I knew the silence of the world" is sung so many, but no "muzzle" is mentioned. - Mickey D.
"Galapogos"However, Billy can't seem to get enough of that "I won't deny the pain" line. But a good key. - Mickey D.

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Smashing MuppetsThey're heads fit better with this name!jan
Billy's BandMakes senseww's sketcher
Crashing PumpkinsA Cinderella story whose clocks have struck midnight.human

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Bully With Butterfingers""Bullet With Butterfly Wings"rocky
"Negative One (-1)""Zero"newrock
"Mullet with Applepie Rings""Bullet With Buttferfly Wings"Afterlife Unknown
"Decay""Today"newrock
"1972""1979"spud

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Bullet with butterfly wings,"bullets don't have wings, can't flyspud
"The End Is The Beginning Is The End,"Wait! Is the end the beginning or is it the end?spud
"Bullet With Butterfly Wings,"spud

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Don't Forget My Number""Zero," Smashing PumpkinsBrian Kelly
"Here I Am""Speak Of The Devil," Sum 41Franka

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Here Boys Fear To Tread" originally "Where Boys Fear To Tread"
Joanna Whitmire
"Where Boys Fear To Read" originally "Where Boys Fear To Tread"
Joanna Whitmire
"The Imploding Vice" originally "The Imploding Voice"
U. Carrie Oats
"Bullet With Butterfly Wigs" originally "Bullet With Butterfly Wings"
Bridget Andrews

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Everlasting Glaze" originally "Everlasting Gaze"
A song about a doughnut that won't die!
Josh
"Greek USA" originally "Geek USA"
Does this make sense?
Burgerking

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Hero" originally "Zero"
rocky
"Skunk" originally "Slunk"
Burgerking
"Mullet With Butterfly Wings" originally "Bullet With Butterfly Wings"
Nice hair... I guess!
Josh
"Ballet With Butterfly Wings" originally "Bullet With Butterfly Wings"
Natalie Snortman

Song Parody Recordings:

Feb 3 "Minimum Wage" by Seamonkey a parody of "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" by Smashing Pumpkins
Not making the money? Can't make your bills? Seamonkey hears ya... now hear this parody!!! SeamonkeyMusic.com: (mp3) (Comments)
Aug 11 "Disarming Andy" by Mark Blasco a parody of "Disarm" by Smashing Pumpkins
This is a song about Andy Milonakis, a kid from the Jimmy Kimmel show who looks 15 but is actually 29. http://www.markblasco.com: (Mp3) (Comments)

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Bullet With Butterfly Wings""Minimum Wage"Seamonkey
"Disarm""X (The Untitled Parody)"Red Ant
"Today""Buffets"Billy Boyd
"Zero""Street Fighter Zero"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"Zero""Sasho"Anderson'Parody Man'Araujo
"Bullet With Butterfly Wings""Billy's Baseball Report"Agrimorfee
"Blue Skies Bring Tears""Burnt Cake Brings Tears"Edilith
"Zero""Sonic Adventure"Panic Pagoda
"Zero""Needle"Joel Dent
"Bullet With Butterfly Wings""Tingle(The Queer Elf)"Josh Bain

There are additional song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Killer In MeSchizophrenia HotlineBen Ingram
MayonnaiseMiracle Whip FactoryBildo
DisarmNational Rifle AssociationEd
You're All I've Got TonightCheap sex hotlinepizzahunks
XYU (sorry, here it is again, corrected)Marriage counselorSisterGirl
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Rum And Coca-Cola
   The Andrews Sisters
Zero
   Smashing Pumpkins
Rum And Coca-Cola Zero
Mermaid's Pedicurist
Bulls On Parade
   Rage Against The Machine
Bullet With Butterfly Wings
   Smashing Pumpkins
Bullets On Parade With Butterfly Wings
rocky
What A Difference A Day Makes
   Dinah Washington
Today
   Smashing Pumpkins
What A Difference Today Makes
With Matt, Katie, Al, and Ann.
hybrid
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
   Cyndi Lauper
Where Boys Fear To Tread
   Smashing Pumpkins
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Where Boys Fear To Tread
That no-one Candy Nye
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

The Rolling Pumpkins
The Rolling Stones combined with The Smashing Pumpkins
Submitted By: Matthew Whitaker
Smasher and the Seething Pumpkins
Seether combined with The Smashing Pumpkins
LOL MATE. Brings mental pictures of rabid orange vegetables!
Submitted By: quickstep
Smashing Faces
Smashing Pumpkins combined with Small Faces
These guys hire tour security to protect the audience from THEM!
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
Smashing Chili Peppers or Red Hot Pumpkins
Smashing Pumpkins combined with Red Hot Chili Peppers
Submitted By: Rheya

There are additional Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Tonight, Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
We use matzah balls, matzah balls tonight."
Original Lyrics:
The impossible is possible tonight.
"X.Y.U."
Misheard Lyrics:
She didn't want a bee, she didn't want a NO
She couldn't run away 'cause she was crazy
She gave her mother milk, she saw a lady break
And in the air it hung that she was the lady.
Original Lyrics:
She didn't wanna be, she didn't wanna know
She couldn't run away 'cause she was crazy
She gave it all away, she saw her baby break
And in the air it hung that she was dull razors.
"Tonight, Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll cruise right by the incest here tonight
Original Lyrics:
We'll crucify the insincere tonight
"Cherub Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't touch, unite
Cause life won't let me find you out. (Find)
Beware of those angels and their wings, my love
Stay down
Cause they're hiding and they're scared. Real scared.
Original Lyrics:
Hipsters unite
Come align for the big fight to rock for you. (fight)
Beware of those angels with their wings glued on
Cause deep down
We're frightened and we're scared
If you don't stare
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Cherub Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't touch, unite
Cause life won't let me find you out. (Find)
Beware of those angels and their wings, my love
Stay down
Cause they're hiding and they're scared. Real scared.
Original Lyrics:
Hipsters unite
Come align for the big fight to rock for you. (fight)
Beware of those angels with their wings glued on
Cause deep down
We're frightened and we're scared
If you don't stare

Story about this misheard lyric by: Cat

I thought "Awww, omg. He can't find his soulmate either. Oh wow. How poetic, how beautiful." Made me love the song more. Once I found out the actual lyrics, boy did I feel stupid.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Funny Lyrics:

"Lily"
The Funny Lyrics:
Silly, I know I'm silly
Cuz I'm hanging in a tree
In the hopes that she will catch a glimpse of me
Why They're Funny:
It's funny if you know what the songs about. He's stalking this girl, but the songs a sweet and quiet and you have to listen to it a few times or read the lyrics to really understand what's happening.
Submitted by: Billy corgan is
"Perfect"
The Funny Lyrics:
Next time, I promise we'll be Perfect.
Perfect strangers on the street.
Why They're Funny:
It's funny because at first you think he's saying the relastionship will be better next time, then he goes and acts like he doesn't know the person.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Because You Are"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Because you are...
Why They're Repetitive:
Because you are what?
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"Bullet with Butterfly Wings"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage.
Why They're Repetitive:
Obviously, Billy Corgan thinks that line was a lot cooler than I do. This song made me want to tear my hair out and burn all the Smashing Pumpkins music I bought previously. Truly unforgivable.
Submitted by: Meep

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Ava Adore"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
and I'll pull your crooked teeth you'll be perfect just like me
Why They're Nonsensical:
Which is worse...crooked teeth or no teeth? Yeah, toothless sounds perfect to me.
Submitted by: Cindy
"Disarm"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
What I choose is my choice
Why They're Nonsensical:
Really, now? Thanks, Billy.
Submitted by: Dudley

Insincere Lyrics:

"Tonight, Tonight"
The Insincere Lyrics:
We'll crucify the insincere, tonight
Why They're Insincere:
This ruins the atmosphere of the song. Billy Corgan is trying to convey a message of hope, and he writes this!? The song is like, really uplifting, inspiring,...and then it's all ruined :(
Submitted by: SPfan
 

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"1979"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
these zipper blues
Why They're Inappropriate:
what the hell is this song about? it's not about the year 1979! unless it has something to do with disco or bong hits.
Submitted by: jack tirko
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Drown"
Opening Lines:
No matter where you are, I can still hear you when you drown.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"Adore"
Opening Lines:
It's you that I adore.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Scary Song Lyrics:

"Tonight, Tonight"
The Lyrics:
We'll crucify the insincere tonight!
Why:
It's very scary, for a song that sounds so hopeful.
Submitted by: hamburger456
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Tale Sofa Scorched Earth" originally "Tales Of A Scorched Earth"
Submitted by: Lucille Ball sized hail

Band Name Anagrams:

Pink Spam Mushings Submitted by: Josh

Song Title Anagrams:

"Mu, Onion Fighter" originally "I of the Mourning"
Submitted by: Josh
"Hot Loving Epidemic" originally "The Imploding Voice"
Let the outbreak BEGIN!!
Submitted by: Josh
"Gave Her Genital Zest" originally "The Everlasting Gaze"
Submitted by: Josh

Songs That Are Banned:

"Disarm"
In 1994, the Smashing Pumpkins were banned from appearing on BBC-TV's "Top Of The Pops" because of the lyrics of this hit of the band.
Submitted by: Peter

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Scales Of A Torched Earth" originally "Tales Of A Scorched Earth"
Submitted by: Lucille Ball sized hail

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Gallagher
He smashes watermelons. Why not pumpkins?
Submitted by: Paul Warren
Pumpkin pie
A new way to make pumpkin pie?
Submitted by: Peter
"Ava Adore"
The Lyrics:
I'll pull all your crooked teeth
You'll be perfect just like me
Why:
You should really think about using this lyric before you go into your dentist's office. If you have kids this just might be the ringtone that would give them nightmares.
Submitted by: Celeste
There are additional Bad Ringtone Choices available.

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