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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.
For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.
| Song/Performer | Comments | Submittor |
| "Achy Breaky Song," Weird Al Yankovic | Uh, a song can't be broken | PinmonkeyJunkie |
| "Act Naturally," Buck Owens | mandamoo | |
| "Ain't Love A Bitch?," Rod Stewart | Love cannot be a person or a female dog. | Rocky Rococco-Cola |
| "All I Ever Need Is You," Sonny & Cher | Consult w/ the Beatles re food, water & oxygen. | Peter |
| "All I Have To Do Is Dream," The Everly Brothers | That must make for one boring life. | Peter |
| "All I Need Is You," The Click Five | ...and air, food, water, clothes... | flipside |
| "All You Need Is Love," The Beatles | Actually everyone needs food, water and oxygen. | Peter |
| "Alligator Wine," Screamin' Jay Hawkins | Wine cannot be made from alligators. | Regina Haniger |
| "Always With Me, Always With You," Joe Satriani | you cant always be with someone | weird kid106 |
| "American Jesus," Bad Religion | He was from Jeruselem. | Travis |
| "American Pie," Don McLean | Since when is pie made of Americans? | BB Krak |
| "American Pie," Don McLean | Even cannibals do not make pie from Americans. | JC Foster |
| "Angel Of The Morning," Juice Newton | No time of day has its own angel! | Andrea Greenleaf |
| "Angel On My Shoulder," Gareth Gates | An angel can't sit on your shoulder. | Rip Jeans |
| "Angels and Demons," Angra | weird kid106 | |
| "Angry Chair," Alice in Chains | ..emotional furniture? | Mandylee |
| "Animal I Have Become," Three Days Grace | You can do Animalities for real?! Show me! | Bryan Pardue |
| "Animal I Have Become," Three Days Grace | you cant morph into an animal | i rock so much |
| "Anniversary Of An Uninteresting Event," Deftones | Why would you write a song about it then? | M parody |
| "Another Crack In My Heart," Take That | You'd be dead if this happened. | Emma |
| "Another Lonely Christmas," Prince | Christmas has no emotions, including loneliness. | Erika Clarkson |
| "Another Sleepless Night," Anne Murray | Nights neither sleep nor stay awake. | Erika Clarkson |
| "Ants of the Sky," Between the Buried and Me | weird kid106 | |
| "Arch Angel," Andromeda | weird kid106 | |
| "The Arms Of Sorrow," Killswitch Engage | sorrow is an idea. it has no arms. | maggot army |
| "Attitude Dancing," Carly Simon | Trying to say an attitude could dance?? | Regina Olsen |
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