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Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Virginia Patterson Hensley. Submitted by: Cara Miles

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Life's Railway To Heaven"Opens with "Life is like a mountain railway / With an engineer that's brave." So clearly the words "railway" and "life" (but not the possessive "life's") are in the lyrics. But the word "Heaven" is nowhere in the lyrics, even though Heaven is variously alluded to as "paradise" and "that blissful shore". Nor do the lyrics ever come any closer (than those references) to including the entire title phrase. - Thessaly Danes

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"The Fart You Break May Be Your Own""The Heart You Break May Be Your Own"Joe Cocker Spaniel

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"I'm Blue Again,"When that blue crayon or blue paint run amuck?Peter
"Walking Dream,"Dreams can't walk.Yvette Bristle
"I Fall To Pieces,"Well if you really fell to pieces,you'd be dead!Natasha
"Stop the World (And Let Me Off),"Where would you go?Carolee
"I Fall To Pieces,"Is she made of glass?Ramona B.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Breaking The Girl," Red Hot Chili Peppers"I Fall To Pieces," Patsy Cline
"Let 'Em In," Paul McCartney"Come On In," Patsy Cline
"What's She Like?," Roxette"Crazy," Patsy Cline
"I Have Dreamed," Chad & Jeremy"Sweet Dreams (Of You)," Patsy Cline
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Hat's My Desire" originally "That's My Desire"
Yvette Bristle
"Imagine Hat" originally "Imagine That"
Regina Olsen
"Wakin' After Midnight" originally "Walkin' After Midnight"
Edyth Bowen
"Stop Loo And Listen" originally "Stop Look And Listen"
Make it stop running & listen to tell for sure.
Jennifer Howard
"He's Got You" originally "She's Got You"
Ava Murphy

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"That's My Desiree" originally "That's My Desire"
Yvette Bristle
"Stomp Look And Listen" originally "Stop Look And Listen"
Heather Brockwell
"You're Stronger Than Men" originally "You're Stronger Than Me"
Candy Welty
"You're Stronger Than Moe" originally "You're Stronger Than Me"
Candy Welty
"You're Stronger Than Mae" originally "You're Stronger Than Me"
Candy Welty

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"That's By Desire" originally "That's My Desire"
Samantha Wayland
"What's My Desire" originally "That's My Desire"
Yvette Bristle
"Thaw's My Desire" originally "That's My Desire"
Yvette Bristle
"I'm Glue Again" originally "I'm Blue Again"
That's a sticky situation!
Regina Olsen
"Imaging That" originally "Imagine That"
Naomi Swanson

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Crazy""Lazy"Onslaught
"Crazy""Maybe"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Crazy""Jay Z"Airfarcewon
"I Fall to Pieces""I Switched to Timeline"Rebekah Dub
"Crazy""Lazy"Linda Koski & Larry Franks
"Walking After Midnight""Stalking After Midnight"Linda Koski
"Crazy""Grazing"Rebekah Dub
"I Fall To Pieces""I Get Two Pieces"Airfarcewon
"Never No More""Enemy at the Door"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Crazy""Boozy"Andy Primus

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Walking After MidnightNike ShoesEdward

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Walkin' After MidnightInsomnia/Sleepwalking Help CenterMr. Sally
I Fall To PiecesSuicide Bombers Hotlinebeatlebabe
Foolin' AroundEscort HotlineMonica
StrangeFamily Help LineMonica
CrazyAsylumMonica
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Mama Tried
   The Everly Brothers
Walking After Midnight
   Patsy Cline
Mama Tried Walking After Midnight
But she was mugged and quit walking.
Old Man Edgar Winter
Walking In L.A.
   Missing Persons
Walking After Midnight
   Patsy Cline
Walking In L.A. After Midnight
Ferragamo
Walking Away
   Diamond Rio
Walking After Midnight
   Patsy Cline
Walking Away After Midnight
Edward
Walking To New Orleans
   Fats Domino
Walking After Midnight
   Patsy Cline
Walking To New Orleans After Midnight
Edward
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Elmo & Patsy Cline
Elmo & Patsy combined with Patsy Cline
Grandma went walkin' after midnight and the rest is history.
Submitted By: Regina Haniger

Misheard Lyrics:

"A Church, A Courtroom, and the Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then the purple stole into the records.
Original Lyrics:
Then the clerk wrote our story in the record.
"I'm Hungry for Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the devil hunts for bears
Original Lyrics:
Like the devil hunts for bad
"Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm crazy for feeding salami
Original Lyrics:
I'm crazy for feeling so lonely
"She's Got You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it still looks the same as when you gave a deer.
Original Lyrics:
And it still looks the same as when you gave it, dear.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"A Church, A Courtroom, and the Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then the purple stole into the records.
Original Lyrics:
Then the clerk wrote our story in the record.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Karen Smith

I'd heard this song off and on for years, but apparently I'd never listened closely to all the lines thereof. As such I'd never suspected any misheard lyrics for this song. Then the second most recent time I'd heard it, the mishearing above suddenly grabbed me. I just couldn't make anything of the line in question other than that part about "the purple stole into the records". That sounded peculiar, so I then suspected I must have misheard the line. So I checked a lyrics site and found the real lyrics as cited above. Then I listened to the song again to try to hear it correctly. Then, having read the lyrics site, I could sort of make out those lyrics to represent what she was really singing. But without the lyrics site's help I still doubt I could make out the real words. It would probably still sound more like "the purple stole into the records" to me.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"I'm Moving Along"
Better Lyrics:
My lonesome old heart
Is broken in two
I`ve been walkin` the floor
And the ceiling too
Original Lyrics:
My lonesome old heart
Is broken in two
I`ve been walkin` the floor
Every night over you
Submitted by: Eva Cave
"Walking After Midnight"
Better Lyrics:
I go out stalking after midnight
out in the moonlight
with my trenchcoat on
I go out stalking after midnight
searching for you
Original Lyrics:
I go out walking after midnight
out in the moonlight
just like we used to do
I go out walking after midnight
searching for you
Submitted by: JasonL

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Walkin' After Midnight"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I stopped to see a weeping willow,
Crying on his pillow
Why They're Nonsensical:
Since when do trees have pillows? Can we say "forced rhyme"?
Submitted by: Edyth Bowen
 

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Two Cigarettes in an Ashtray"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Two cigarettes in an ashtray
My love and I in a small cafe
Then a stranger came along, and everything went wrong.
Now there's three cigarettes in the ashtray.
Why They're Misrhymed:
As Julian Barnes points out, 'ashtray' is not a very good rhyme for 'ashtray.'
Submitted by: Ashtabula Lula
 

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"I Cried All The Way To The Altar"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Now too late, I know that we were wrong to part.
Oh, my darlin now too late, we can't go back and start anew.
Now too late, I've thrown away my chance of happiness with you.
Why They're Inappropriate:
The three repetitions of the phrase "Now too late" are perhaps included for meter's , cadence's or poetry's sake. But they occur in a progression of decreasing relevance. The words are perfectly fitting in "Now too late, I know that we were wrong to part". The connection of "Now too late" is a little more vague with "we can't go back and start anew". Then "Now too late" is completely impertinent as a phrase prefixed to "I've thrown away my chance of happiness with you". Because the misfortune in that throwing away was in the fact that it happened at all. Doing so any earlier would still have been the same misfortune of throwing away that chance. So the third "Now too late" is totally impertinent to the phrase to which it is prefixed. In other words, as the lyrics stand, it is as if we were saying "I should have thrown away my chance of happiness with you sooner." But what she is really regretting is that she threw it away at all, not a matter of bad timing in the case of that throwing away.
Submitted by: Jane Farnsworth
 

Dated Song Lyrics:

"A Church, A Courtroom, and Then Goodbye"
The Dated Lyrics:
The next scene was a crowded courtroom
And like strangers, we sat side by side
Then I heard the judge make his decision
And no longer were we man and wife.
Why They're Dated:
This was obviously written in the days before "no fault" divorce, if it was up to a judge to decide if the couple could divorce or not.
Submitted by: Carolee
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Strange"
Opening Lines:
Strange how you stopped loving me
Comments:
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Leavin' On Your Mind"
Opening Lines:
If you got leavin' on your mind, tell me now, get it over
Comments:
Submitted by: Candy Welty
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"If All To Pieces" originally "I Fall To Pieces"
Submitted by: Doug Pitts
"I've Loved And Lost A Gain" originally "I've Loved And Lost Again"
Submitted by: Lucy Crosland

Band Name Anagrams:

Lacey's Pint Submitted by: Alexis
Spy Can't Lie Submitted by: Alexis
Spies must tell the truth?
I Spy Lancet Submitted by: Alexis
Client Pays Submitted by: Alexis
City Panels Submitted by: Alexis

There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"Eh, Mitt Again?" originally "Imagine That"
As in Mr. Romney
Submitted by: Alexis
"Tin Hat Image" originally "Imagine That"
Submitted by: Regina Olsen
"Trendy Side Anus" originally "Yes, I Understand"
Submitted by: Anonymous One
"Rinse A Dusty Den" originally "Yes, I Understand"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Stud Seen In Yard" originally "Yes, I Understand"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Song Title Acrostics:

IT: "Imagine That"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
WAM: "Walking After Midnight"
Submitted by: Oldtimer

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Wife's Veil Lay To Heron" originally "Life's Railway To Heaven"
Submitted by: Marlene L. Ram
"Wife's Veil Ray To Helen" originally "Life's Railway To Heaven"
Submitted by: Marlene L. Ram
"Just Rout Of Each" originally "Just Out Of Reach"
Submitted by: Karen Smith
"Wife's Hail Ray To Leaven" originally "Life's Railway To Heaven"
Submitted by: Thessaly Danes

Lyrics Spoonerisms:

"Sweet Dreams"
The Lyrics:
Sweet dreams of you
Every night I go through.
Why:
Sweet dreams of you
Every night I throw goo.
Submitted by: Lydia Helton
 

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Clasty Pine originally "Patsy Cline"
Submitted by: Joe Haynes

Movies Named After Song Titles:

"Imagine That"
2009 film w/ Eddie Murphy & Thomas Haden Church
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
"Sweet Dreams "
1985 Patsy Cline biopic, starring Jessica Lange
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale

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