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Fun Music Information -> Bing Crosby

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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Bing Crosby with The Andrews Sisters

Quotes:

I think popular music in this country is one of the few things in the twentieth century that have made giant strides in reverse.
Submitted by: ChuckyG
 

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Harry Lillis Crosby. Submitted by: oldtimer

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Der Bingle. Submitted by: Martha Hankins

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"Holiday Inn, White Christmas, Bells of St. Marys"To think, he sang with David Bowie before his death! - Paul Warren

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"You Belong To My Lungs""You Belong To My Heart"D. Melody Dole, MD
"You Belong To My Pancreas""You Belong To My Heart"D. Melody Dole, MD
"You Belong To My Liver""You Belong To My Heart"D. Melody Dole, MD
"You Belong To My Stomach""You Belong To My Heart"D. Melody Dole, MD
"You Belong To My Kidneys""You Belong To My Heart"D. Melody Dole, MD

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Let A Smile Be Your Umbrella,"A smile can't be an umbrella.Heather Brockwell
"Moonlight Becomes You,"Moonlight can't be transformed into a person.Yvette Bristle
"Swinging On A Star,"Stars are too hot to hold on to, and swing on.Peter
"I've Got A Pocketful Of Dreams,"Dreams don't come in pockets.Peter
"Moonburn,"The moon can't burn anyone or anything.Yvette Bristle

There are additional literally impossible song titles available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Snow," Bing Crosby"White Christmas," Bing Crosby
"Wasting My Time," Default"Busy Doing Nothing," Bing Crosby
"Weatherman Says," Jack Wagner"Snow," Bing Crosby
"Can't We Be Sweethearts?," The Cleftones"Let Me Call You Sweetheart," Bing Crosby
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Let A Mile Be Your Umbrella" originally "Let A Smile Be Your Umbrella"
Priscilla Gadsden
"Let A Smile Be Our Umbrella" originally "Let A Smile Be Your Umbrella"
Priscilla Gadsden
"Be Careful, It's My Heat" originally "Be Careful, It's My Heart"
Yvette Bristle
"Be Careful, It's My Hart" originally "Be Careful, It's My Heart"
hart = male deer
Yvette Bristle
"Sow" originally "Snow"
Yvette Bristle

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Faith Of Our Feathers" originally "Faith Of Our Fathers"
Marjorie Danvers
"Let A Simile Be Your Umbrella" originally "Let A Smile Be Your Umbrella"
As sensible as original!
Priscilla Gadsden
"Let A Smile Beg Your Umbrella" originally "Let A Smile Be Your Umbrella"
Pretty nonsensical, but it works!
Priscilla Gadsden
"Let A Smile Bet Your Umbrella" originally "Let A Smile Be Your Umbrella"
Pretty nonsensical, but it works!
Priscilla Gadsden
"Be Careful, It's My Hearth" originally "Be Careful, It's My Heart"
Yvette Bristle

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Faith Of Our Bathers" originally "Faith Of Our Fathers"
Marjorie Danvers
"Do You Hear What I Sear?" originally "Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Yvette Bristle
"Do You Hear What I Bear?" originally "Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Yvette Bristle
"Do You Hear That I Hear?" originally "Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Yvette Bristle
"Do You Hear What I Tear?" originally "Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Yvette Bristle

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

Jan 12
a parody of "Santa Clause is Coming to Town" by Bing Crosby
Menopause Christmas song
CleanComedianProductions.com : (MP3 WAV )

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Let it Snow""Let it Snow"CML
"Accentuate The Positive""Accelerate The Positive"Alvin Rhodes
"White Christmas""Grey Christmas"Glynn Leaney
"White Christmas""White Plymouth"G.R.Broski
"White Christmas""Go Dreaming"card
"Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town""Donald Trump Is Going To Jail"Phil Alexander
"True Love""Briant"Duc4AmIRight
"Sam's Song""George's Show"Duc4AmIRight
"Two Cigarettes in the Dark""Two Females in the Dark"Duc4AmIRight
"Now is the Hour""Now is the Boy Scout"Duc4AmIRight

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Let It SnowDandruff ShampooEthan

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
We're Having A Heat WavePG&E or other energy providerRaphael

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree
   Brenda Lee
White Christmas
   Bing Crosby
Rockin' Around The White Christmas Tree
It's either flocked or covered in snow.
Joe
Good Morning Beautiful
   Steve Holy
Beautiful Dreamer
   Bing Crosby
Good Morning Beautiful Dreamer
Edward
Hollywood Swinging
   Kool And The Gang
Swinging On A Star
   Bing Crosby
Hollywood Swinging On A Star
Frosty The Cat
Blue Christmas
   Elvis Presley
White Christmas
   Bing Crosby
Blue White Christmas
A white Christmas CAN make for a blue Christmas
Isac
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Bing Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young
Bing Crosby combined with Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Bing Crosby, Stills, and Nash
Bing Crosby combined with Crosby, Stills, and Nash
Submitted By: Candy Welty

Misheard Lyrics:

"White Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mayor days be Mary and Wright
Original Lyrics:
May your days be merry and bright
"White Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mayonnaise, be merry and bright
Original Lyrics:
May your days be merry and bright
"Easter Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
With fire drills upon it
Original Lyrics:
With all the thrills upon it
"Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elephant, folks and kiddie kites, too
Original Lyrics:
Elephants, boats and kiddie cars, too
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Step to the Rear"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was an up and atom day
Original Lyrics:
This was your up and at 'em day

Story about this misheard lyric by: Patrick

My grade school choir sang this song. We learned it by repeating after the teacher, and I hadn't heard the phrase "up and at 'em" at the time.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Swinging on a Star"
Better Lyrics:
Would you like to swing on a star?
Or would you rather be in a jar?
Original Lyrics:
...
Carry moonbeams home in a jar?
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
"When the Red Red Robin Comes Bob-Bob-Bobbin' Along"
Better Lyrics:
...Cheer up, cheer up, you're only dead
Original Lyrics:
Wake up, wake up you sleepyhead

Get up, get up get out of bed

Cheer up, cheer up the sun is red
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
"Swinging On A Star"
Better Lyrics:
Would you like to swing on a star,

Carry moonshine home in a jar?
Original Lyrics:
Would you like to swing on a star,

Carry moonbeams home in a jar?
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
There are additional parody fragments available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas;
Soon the bells will start,
And the thing that will make them ring is the carol that you sing
Right within your heart.
Why They're Nonsensical:
No singing can cause any bells to ring, and one can't sing anything within one's heart.
Submitted by: Karen Smith
 

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Accentuate The Positive"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Accentuate the positive
Eliminate the negative
Latch on to the affirmative
Don't mess with Mister In-Between.
Why They're Misrhymed:
Having every sentence end in the same 4 letters does not make a rhyme. Sorry, Bing.
Submitted by: oldtimer
 

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
And Mom and Dad can hardly wait for school to start again.
Why They're Inappropriate:
In general this is a joyful song exulting in the festive nature of the Christmas season. So why the heck does it have to incongruously interrupt the mood with this one line seeming to say that Mom and Dad are just anxious to get it all over with and see less of the kids?
Submitted by: Courtney Lane
"Do You Hear What I Hear?"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
A Child, A Child, shivers in the cold.
Let us bring him silver and gold.
Why They're Inappropriate:
Wouldn't his immediate needs be better served by warm clothing and/or blankets?
Submitted by: Heidi Jones

Dated Song Lyrics:

"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas"
The Dated Lyrics:
Take a look in the five-and-ten,
Glistening once again.
Why They're Dated:
Five-and-ten cent stores (called 'five-and-ten' for short were an abundant thing (in the U.S. at least) when this song came out. Back then they even lived up to their name by having various items for five or ten cents. Hardly anyone back then in the U.S. could have been unfamiliar with such establishments, as even a rather small town might have several within its central business district. Then as suburban shopping centers became an in place to shop, most any good sized shopping center might have one or more such store, and even small shopping centers might well have one. For awhile after inflation made them unable to live up to the name 'five-and-ten' some such stores remained around, under other names such as 'variety store'. But today, they have almost entirely disappeared and surely some of today's young people have no conception of such places. While they could well be the focus of glistening Christmas displays coming to most any neighborhood once upon a time, now the remnants of what were once 'five-and-ten cent stores' are rare and many a young listener might have no idea what these lines are talking about.
Submitted by: Meredith Corpening
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Happy Holiday"
The Lyrics:
Pack your load down the road
And come to Holiday Inn
Product Brand Name:
Holiday Inn is a hotel chain as well as the name of a 1942 film starring Crosby himself.
Submitted by: Cody Finke
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Sweet And Lovely"
Opening Lines:
Sweet and lovely, sweeter than the roses in May
Comments:
Submitted by: Leda Metro
"Moonlight Becomes You"
Opening Lines:
Moonlight becomes you. It goes with your hair.
Comments:
Submitted by: Candy Welty
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"Dear Heart Sand Gentle People" originally "Dear Hearts And Gentle People "
Submitted by: Peter
"Dear He Arts And Gentle People" originally "Dear Hearts And Gentle People"
Submitted by: Peter
"Christ Ma Sin Killarney" originally "Christmas In Killarney"
Submitted by: Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"You Be Long To My Heart" originally "You Belong To My Heart"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket

Band Name Anagrams:

Rings By Cob Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Sing 'Cry', Bob Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Cob By Rings Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Bob's Crying Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Big Snob Cry Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"I Thaw Hare! Do You Hear?" originally "Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Do You Hear Wet Hair? Ha!" originally "Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Those Who Ruin" originally "Now Is The Hour"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna
"Thin Row House" originally "Now Is The Hour"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna
"Hero Shut Wino" originally "Now Is The Hour"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Songs That Are Banned:

"I'll Be Home for Christmas"
Banned by the BBC for fear of lowering British soldier's morale, because nothing ruins morale more than the thought of returning home to loved ones.
Submitted by: Evan

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Happy Dolly Hayes" originally "Happy Holidays"
Submitted by: Mark Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire

Foreign Language in English Songs:

"Mele Kalikimaka"
The Lyrics:
Mele Kalikimaka is a thing to say on a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day.
Why:
Mele Kalikimaka means Merry Christmas in Hawaiian.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
 

Lyrics Spoonerisms:

"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas"
The Lyrics:
And mom and dad can hardly wait for school to start again.
Why:
And mom and dad can hardly wait for ghoul to start a skin.
Submitted by: Richard Wetfuss
There are additional Lyrics Spoonerisms available.

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Bring Cosby originally "Bing Crosby"
Submitted by: Ingrid McCannless
King Brosby originally "Bing Crosby"
Submitted by: Rosie Finch

Movies Named After Song Titles:

"Love In Bloom"
1935 movie with George Burns and Gracie Allen
Submitted by: Old Man Edgar Winter
"The Three Caballeros"
This Disney film starred Donald Duck
Submitted by: Paul Warren
"I'll Be Home For Christmas"
1998 film w/ Jonathan Taylor Thomas & Jessica Biel
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
"White Christmas"
Crosby starred in it as well.
Submitted by: Paul Warren

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