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AreosmithQuotes:
Still today, after all the shit I've been through and all the drugs I've done, I use my music the way I did when I first began. When I go out on stage, I use my music the same way--nothing else matters. - Steven Tyler, Aerosmith's front man Submitted by: Isac
| The light at the end of the tunnel could be you. I don't want to preach and say 'don't do it.' I just want everyone to know that I'm a survivor. I don't know if I would be sober if he wasn't sober or if the rest of the band wasn't sober. - Steven Tyler - on substance abuse |
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Jokes:
Why do the members of Aerosmith go out on so few romantic dates? Because Steven Tyler insists upon singing "Dude Looks Like A Lady" Submitted by: Jeff Williams
| Steven Tyler is not "gay" by ANY means, but he does not go out on dates with women anymore. Every time he does, he gets mistaken for her grandfather. ( Joe Perry? Same thing. ) Submitted by: Jeff Williams
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Band Name Origins:
- Ok, well on an interview with VH1, Steven Tyler stated that at the time Joe Perry was reading a book called "Arrowsmith". Although the book was not present, Perry suggested the name Aerosmith and it stuck. Submitted by: pete
- They named them selves after a book one of them read called Arrow Smith but decided to change the first part to Aero Submitted by: Rachel
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: America's Greatest Rock And Roll Band. Submitted by: Travis
Known informally as: The Bad Boys From Boston. Submitted by: Travis
New Career:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "American Idol judge" | - STEVE |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Bullitsmith | It's time for these old rockers to get with the time. We now use bullets, not arrows. They still won't be able to spell, though. | Rocky |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Toys In The Adriatic" | "Toys In The Attic" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
| "Toys In The Arctic" | "Toys In The Attic" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
| "Linkara's Magic Gun" | "Janie's Got A Gun" | Monstermaster13 |
| "Stink" | "Pink" | Kaylie L |
| "Boys In My Attic (Michael Jackson Song)" | "Toys In The Attic" | Mark |
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Last Child," | There is no last child. | Weamon |
| "Sweet Emotion," | Emotions have no flavor. | GlamRockNinjaLord |
| "Sweet Emotion," | Emotions can neither be sweet nor sour | PBJ |
| "Permanent Vacation," | Vacations must end. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Living On The Edge," | If you lived on an edge, you'd probably fall. | Indy Gent |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "I Think I'm In Love With You," Jessica Simpson | "Dream On," Aerosmith | |
| "My Baby," The Pretenders | "Cryin'," Aerosmith | |
| "I Can Dream, Can't I?," The Andrews Sisters | "Dream On," Aerosmith | |
| "Here Comes Your Man," Pixies | "Dude (Looks Like A Lady)," Aerosmith | |
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Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Dam's Apple" originally "Adam's Apple"
Candy Welty
"Ada's Apple" originally "Adam's Apple"
Candy Welty
"Jane's Got A Gun" originally "Janie's Got A Gun"
Dennis Wilson
"Hat It Takes" originally "What It Takes"
Peter
"Voodoo Medicine Ma" originally "Voodoo Medicine Man"
Peter
There are additional Aerosmith song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Kings Sand Queens" originally "Kings And Queens"
Yvette Bristle
"Kings Band Queens" originally "Kings And Queens"
Yvette Bristle
"Kings Hand Queens" originally "Kings And Queens"
Yvette Bristle
"Janie's Got A Gunk" originally "Janie's Got A Gun"
Yvonne Sindri
"Joanie's Got A Gun" originally "Janie's Got A Gun"
Alexis
There are additional Aerosmith song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Rings And Queens" originally "Kings And Queens"
Yvette Bristle
"Dings And Queens" originally "Kings And Queens"
Yvette Bristle
"Wings And Queens" originally "Kings And Queens"
Yvette Bristle
"Pings And Queens" originally "Kings And Queens"
Yvette Bristle
"Kings Aid Queens" originally "Kings And Queens"
Yvette Bristle
There are additional Aerosmith song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
June 16
a parody of "Amazing" by Aerosmith
This song won for the Aerosmith round and I plan to record any and all songs that have won for something, because they obviously deserve the recording.
Badave.com: (MP3)
Dec 8
a parody of "Dream On" by Aerosmith
There's no bigger monkey to spank. - Robert Lund
Spaff.com: (MP3)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Angel" | "Cable" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Janie's Got a Gun" | "Crazy Sorts of Guns" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Love In An Elevator" | "Prince Died In An Elevator" | eeL a i |
| "Janie's Got A Gun" | "Sobchuk's Got a Gun" | Callmelennie |
| "Janie's Got A Gun" | "Too Many Folks Have Guns" | eel deal |
| "Janie’s Got A Gun" | "Walter’s Got A Gun" | SwimPuff165 |
| "Dude Looks Like A Lady" | "Mom Is Such A Baby" | SwimPuff165 |
| "I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing" | "The Truth Is A Fluid Thing" | The Offenders |
| "Toys in the Attic" | "World's Fastest Hedgehog" | Dylan Baranski |
| "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" | "I Don't Wanna Miss a Scene" | Matthew Jerks |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Dude Looks Like A Lady | Promo for SheZow | americangirlfan8998 |
| Ragdoll | Raggedy Ann | Mike |
| Pink | Pinkalicious (children's book) promo | Brandon Reina |
| Rag Doll | A pet store for rag doll kittens | RandyB123 |
| I Don't Want To Miss A Thing | Video Recorder (or TiVo) | Worawat |
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Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Dude (Looks Like a Lady) | Anti-LGBT hate groups | MC Blargenfedibblenohip |
| Eat the Rich | Non-Profit Agency | carly_carlz |
| Crazy | Psychiatric hospital | nightrain express |
| Toys In The Attic | Antique Shop | Rheya |
| Walk This Way | The American School For The Disabled | Mikey G |
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Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Beautiful Gun Alison Moyet | Janie's Got A Gun Aerosmith | Beautiful Janie's Got A Gun spelled Janie, not Janey | Alicia Sturdivant |
| Modern Love David Bowie | Love In An Elevator Aerosmith | Modern Love In An Elevator | Jaclyn |
| Always Be My Baby Mariah Carey | Cryin' Aerosmith | Always Be My Cryin' Baby | Jacynthia Maries |
| Courtney The Clarks | Love In An Elevator Aerosmith | Courtney Love In An Elevator | Pete Worst |
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If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Patti Aerosmith
Patti Smith combined with Aerosmith
Submitted By: Cody Finke
Sam Aerosmith
Sam Smith combined with Aerosmith
Submitted By: Muhammad Firza
Hodges, James And Aerosmith
Hodges, James And Smith combined with Aerosmith
Submitted By: Phillip "Screw" Driver
Hurricane Aerosmith
Hurricane Smith combined with Aerosmith
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
There are additional Aerosmith Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Last Child"
Misheard Lyrics: Why?
Original Lyrics: Right!
| "I Don't Want To Miss A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics: I just wanna hold you close, and feel your heart so close to mine.
Original Lyrics: I just wanna hold you close, I feel your heart so close to mine.
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"I Don't Want To Miss A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics: Forever, endeavor.
Original Lyrics: Forever and ever.
| "Sweet Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics: Deeee-mo-tion
Original Lyrics: Sweet emotion
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"I Don't Want To Miss A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics: I just wanna hold you close, and feel your heart so close to mine.
Original Lyrics: I just wanna hold you close, I feel your heart so close to mine.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Katy It still makes sense. |
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Song Parody Fragments:
"Rag Doll"
Better Lyrics:
Pole dancin' on a STOP sign
Original Lyrics:
Tap dancin' on a land mine
Submitted by: Lesley-Anne Up
"Dude (Looks Like a Lady)"
Better Lyrics:
Adam Sandler, dude's no longer funny
Original Lyrics:
That, that dude looks like a lady
Submitted by: Sheogorath
"I Don't Want to Miss a Thing"
Better Lyrics:
Don't want to dot my i's
I don't want to cross my t's
'Cause I miss Eubanks
And I don't want a Misty, thanks
'Cause even when I drink a few
The sweetest drink was Mountain Dew
I still miss Eubanks
And I don't want a Misty, thanks.
I don't want to cross my t's
'Cause I miss Eubanks
And I don't want a Misty, thanks
'Cause even when I drink a few
The sweetest drink was Mountain Dew
I still miss Eubanks
And I don't want a Misty, thanks.
Original Lyrics:
Don't want to close my eyes
I don't want to fall asleep
Cause I'd miss you baby
And I dont want to miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you baby
And I dont want to miss a thing.
I don't want to fall asleep
Cause I'd miss you baby
And I dont want to miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you baby
And I dont want to miss a thing.
Submitted by: Boy Howdy
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Shut Up And Dance"
The Funny Lyrics: Sex is like a gun
You aim, you shoot, you run! Why They're Funny: Uhhhm, Steve, are you talkin' about sex or a Polaroid camera? Maybe both? Hmmm...
Submitted by: Gus
| "Pink"
The Funny Lyrics: Pink when I turn out the light
Pink it's like red but not quite. Why They're Funny: I laugh every time I hear it. Not out of ridicule but out of respect. Nobody but Steven Tyler could have carried off 'Pink... It's like red ...but not quite. The man is a genius.
Submitted by: Callie
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Dude looks like a lady
Why They're Repetitive: Steven keeps saying it over and over again.
Submitted by: Katy
| "Walk This Way"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Walk this way, talk this way
Walk this way, talk this way Walk this way, talk this way Walk this way, talk this way Why They're Repetitive: You don't need to say it 4 times, Steven!
Submitted by: dxman
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Pink"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Pink it was love at first sight
Pink when I turn out the lights and pink gets me high as a kite Why They're Nonsensical: It seems that this song is about huffing spray paint?
Submitted by: Celeste
| "Crazy"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: That kinda lovin' makes me wanna pull down a shade!
Why They're Nonsensical: Does any type of love really make you want to pull down a shade? I know that's not the first thing that comes into MY mind...
Submitted by: Snowball
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Insulting Song Lyrics:
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
The Insulting Lyrics: Dude looks like a lady
Why They're Insulting: In this song, Steve Tyler is referring to Vince Neil of Motley Crue because he used to wear makeup in the 1980s like a lot of other hair metal bands (Twisted Sister, etc.) used to. But Vince Neil really looked like a female with all the makeup on.
Submitted by: Scary9204
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"You See Me Crying"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: You say you're a ladies' man
Why They're Inappropriate: Hmm... the rest of the song indicates that he is singing this to a woman....but maybe not.... Got a secret we don't know about, Stevie?
Submitted by: Zella
| "Shut Up And Dance"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Sex is like a gun
You aim, you shoot, hah hah, you run When you're splittin' hairs with Mr. Clean It's like getting head from a guillotine And the night has just begun Why They're Inappropriate: The gun analogy implies that Steven Tyler is singing about rape, which I find disturbing. And "getting head from a guillotine"? I really don't want to think about that.
Submitted by: Monique
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Dated Song Lyrics:
"Sweet Emotion"
The Dated Lyrics: I pulled into town in a police car
Your daddy said i took it just a little to far You're telling me things but your girlfriend lied You can't catch me 'cause the rabbit gone died Why They're Dated: How long has it been since a rabbits ovarian changes indicated pregnancy? Side note: the rabbit always dies, pregnant or not because it had to be disected to inspect the ovaries.
Submitted by: M Hawkins
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"Girl Keeps Coming Apart"
The Dirty Lyrics: She's just a screamer
A nightmare dreamer Yeah the girl keeps coming apart She's like a call girl Loose ends and all girl But the girl keeps coming apart White lace and leather She's so together But the girl keeps coming apart I feel so sedated Boxed up and crated 'Cause the girl keeps coming apart Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't Let it get me down Don't let it get me down So there she was Buns up and kneelin' I was wheelin' and a dealin' My ace in the hole so to speak Why They're Dirty: 'Screamer' as in orgasms, 'nightmare dreamer' is open to interpretation, and 'keeps coming apart' refers to her spreading her legs open. Other references like 'call girl' aand such tell more of what she is. The 'boxed up and crated' implies that he wants to shag her but he has to wait his turn. Finally, the 'buns up and kneeling' says everything - she's ready for analingus. 'Ace in the hole', what 'hole'? Do the math.
Submitted by: California Cowboy 1987
| "Pandora's Box"
The Dirty Lyrics: Now I ain't what You'd call a city slicker Or claim to fame To be a slitty licker
Why They're Dirty: A very obvious reference to cunnilingus. That made it onto the radio back in the day, somehow. Even the song title is dirty (box was and is in itself a well known slang term for something rather unprintable)
Submitted by: Chuck Cochems
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How to Pronounce a Band Name:
"arrow- smith
Submitted by: demon barber of fleet street
Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Eat The Rich"
The Lyrics: Take your Grey Poupon my friend and shove it up your @$$!!!
Product Brand Name: Grey Poupon
Submitted by: Chris DeNicola
| "Come Together"
The Lyrics: He shoot Coca-Cola
Product Brand Name: Coca-Cola
Submitted by: Herry
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"I Don't Want To Miss A Thing"
The Song Lyrics: I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
Song They Mention: "Sweet Surrender" by Bread (1972), John Denver (1974), Wet Wet Wet (1989) or Sarah McLachlan (1997). (All four of these songs, which are different ones entirely, existed when this one came out in 1998.)
Submitted by: Cody Finke
| "Rag Doll"
The Song Lyrics: Give it all you got until you're put out of your misery
Song They Mention: Give It All You Got - Chuck Mangione
Submitted by: Isac
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Back In The Saddle"
Opening Lines: I'm back. I'm back in the saddle again.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
| "Janie's Got A Gun"
Opening Lines: Janie's got a gun janie's got a gun
Comments: Submitted by: Wolfgang59
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Made Up Words in Songs:
"Nine Lives"
The Made Up Words: Shu bop a doo ba
Comments: Submitted by: Noah William Johnsen
| "Last Child"
The Made Up Words: sassafrassy
Comments: "Take me back to a south Tallahassee / Down cross the bridge to my sweet sassafrassy"
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
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Song Title Space Change:
"Come To Get Her" originally "Come Together"
Submitted by: Kellie
"Fall To Get Her" originally "Fall Together"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Cry In" originally "Cryin'"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Toy Sin The Attic" originally "Toys In The Attic"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Walk In The Dog" originally "Walkin' The Dog"
Must be a tight fit!
Submitted by: Roy Or Bison
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Jaded"
The Lyrics: I'm the one that jaded you
Why: Same case with the Police submission by that other guy ("Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"): you're supposed to refer to people as "who", not "what/that."
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
| "Sweet Emotion"
The Lyrics: Some sweet-talkin' mama with a face like a gent
Said my get-up-and-go must've got up and went Why: The line should have been "must've got up and gone." However, "gone" doesn't rhyme with "gent," therefore the bad grammar.
Submitted by: crazydon
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Band Name Anagrams:
Art Is Home Submitted by: Alexis
Art, as in short for Arthur or Arturo
Tori Has Me Submitted by: Ed
O, Harem! Sit Submitted by: Evan
Mister Hao Submitted by: WhyBother
I think he's Asian
A Mother Is Submitted by: Travis
A mother is...one of your parents!
There are additional Aerosmith Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"To Two Enemies" originally "Sweet Emotion"
Submitted by: Alex
"Enemies To Tow" originally "Sweet Emotion"
Submitted by: Alex
"Seagoing Jaunt" originally "Janie's Got A Gun"
Submitted by: Joe
"Janie's Got A Gnu" originally "Janie's Got A Gun"
Submitted by: Joe
"Not Heeding Evil" originally "Livin' On The Edge"
Submitted by: Richard
There are additional Aerosmith Song Title Anagrams available.
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Last Child"
The Lyrics: Take me back to a south Tallahassee
Why: Tallahassee, Florida
Submitted by: dxman
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Lyrics Pronunciation:
"Come Together"
The Lyrics: He one mojo filter.
Why: I don't if it was a mistake or Steven Tyler showing off again, but he pronounced filter 'filker', which I don't believe is in the dictionary.
Submitted by: Opie M.
| "Come Together"
The Lyrics: He come grooving up slowly.
Why: Slowly is pronounced "slow-la" for no obvious reason. It sounds pretty cool though!
Submitted by: Me
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Song Title Acrostics:
SOW: "Seasons Of Wither"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
GAG: "Get A Grip"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
CATS: "Chip Away The Stone"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
BITS: "Back In The Saddle"
Submitted by: Travis
WIT: "What It Takes"
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
There are additional Aerosmith Song Title Acrostics available.
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Dame Sold Song And Ants" originally "Same Old Song And Dance"
Submitted by: Evil Olive
"Same Doled Song And Ants" originally "Same Old Song And Dance"
Submitted by: Evil Olive
Names as a Word Bank:
Maharishis' Steamiest Trimester Stammerer's Rotisserie Staterooms' Metathesis Submitted by: Rachel Blattington
Wow, profound!?!
That is sometimes more. Submitted by: Ferragamo
Lyrics Alliteration:
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
The Lyrics: Her picture graced the grime on the door.
Why: Two G's
Submitted by: Rocky
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Backwards Messages:
"Sweet Emotion"
The whole song just says F You Frank when played backwards.
Submitted by: G
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Heroin and Alcohol"
In the 1970s Joe Perry and Steven Tyler were known as the "Toxic Twins" because both of them were addicted to heroin and alcohol.
In many interviews Steven describes himself as being a "survivor" not knowing if he would be sober if Joe and the rest of the band weren't sober.
In many interviews Steven describes himself as being a "survivor" not knowing if he would be sober if Joe and the rest of the band weren't sober.
Submitted by: Celeste
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Aero Chocolate Bars
Yum.
Submitted by: Travis
Bad Ringtone Choices:
"Love In An Elevator"
The Lyrics: Love in an elevator
Lovin it up when I'm going down Love in an elevator Lovin it up when I hit the ground (In the air, in the air, in the air). Why: I'm sure people would be a tad unnerved if this ringtone went off and you were in an elevator somewhere.
Submitted by: Celeste
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