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Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Steven Patrick Morrissey. Submitted by: newave

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Speedway"As the last track of one of his best albums, "Vauxhall & I", "Speedway" features the terrifying sound of something like the motor of a chainsaw or maybe the starting of a powerful engine - though the word speedway is never heard in the song. - usedtobeen
"Little Man, What Now? "The title of this song is from the book "Kleiner Mann – was nun?" written by the german author Hans Fallada in 1932, which was filmed in the USA 1934 as "Little Man, What Now?" - usedtobeen
"Alsatian Cousin"The title of this song is borrowed from Alan Bennett's play "Forty Years On", but never appears in it. The Song is famous for Morrissey's probably best line "Leather elbows on a tweed coat - is that the best you can do?" - usedtobeen

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Is It Like Today?""Every Day Is Like Sunday," MorrisseyWell, if today is Sunday... - Brian Kelly

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Sister, I'm A Pet" originally "Sister, I'm A Poet"
Dana

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Girlfriend In A Comb" originally "Girlfriend In A Coma"
Bob

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful""We Hate It When Our Friends Are One-Hit Wonders"Ryan Quinn
"Irish Blood, English Heart""Scottish Blood, U.S. Heart"MrMacphisto
"The Boy Racer""John Kerry"Shiek Of The Mutilated

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Every Day Is Like SundayITV-3pickle
I Just Want To See The Boy HappyGay Dating Service/Gay RomancesDiddims
I Just Want To See The Boy Happy'King Of The Hill' promoPickle
First Of The Gang To Die Battle Royale Film PromoCheka Man
First Of The Gang To Die'Gangs of New York' movie promoFrank
There are additional Morrissey commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
I'm Throwing My Arms Around ParisFiona Phillips's answering machinepickle
You're The One For Me, FattyWeight Watcherspickle*
The More You Ignore Me the Closer I GetStalker HotlineFluffy Bunny

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
If I Die Tomorrow
   Mötley Crüe
You Have Killed Me
   Morrissey
If I Die Tomorrow, You Have Killed Me
Jellybean
Brown Eyed Girl
   Van Morrison
Girlfriend In A Coma
   Morrissey
Brown Eyed Girlfriend In A Coma
Tim
Everyday Is Like Sunday
   Morrissey
Pleasant Valley Sunday
   Carole King
Everyday Is Like Pleasant Valley Sunday
Raphael
Every Day Is Like Sunday
   Morrissey
Sunday Morning
   Maroon 5
Every Day Is Like Sunday Morning
...how about that, BT?
Ashley Schwartz
There are additional Morrissey duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Van Morrissey
Van Morrison combined with Morrissey
Submitted By: The Ginge
Alanis Morrissey
Alanis Morissette combined with Morrissey
Surprised this hasn't been posted yet.
Submitted By: Mae Beam

Misheard Lyrics:

"King Leer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your boyfriend he Went down on me
Original Lyrics:
Your boyfriend he Went down on one knee
"Roy's Keen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fart in a bucket,
I trust you to ruck it
Original Lyrics:
Foot in a bucket.
We trust you to wreck it.
"Now My Heart Is Full"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dallas Bisons, Kinky Cubans
Original Lyrics:
Dallow, Spicer, Pinkie, Cubitt
"Sing Your Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
But before you go
Take a look at the shoes.
Original Lyrics:
But before you go
Can you look at the truth?
There are additional Morrissey misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Now My Heart Is Full"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dallas Bisons, Kinky Cubans
Original Lyrics:
Dallow, Spicer, Pinkie, Cubitt

Story about this misheard lyric by: arthur lee

Sitting opposite a guy at work (also a big Smiths/Moz fan), I was singing the line about the Dallas Bisons etc and he looked at me rather peculiarly and what the words were. I wouldn't believe I was singing the wrong words until he searched the net and got the right ones.

There are additional Morrissey misheard stories available.

Funny Lyrics:

"I Like You"
The Funny Lyrics:
You're not right in the head, and nor am I, and this is why This is why I like you, I like you, I like you
Why They're Funny:
Ha, that's a funny reason to like someone!
Submitted by: sXe LeX 5X2
"Suedehead"
The Funny Lyrics:
It was a good lay, good lay It was a good lay, good lay It was a good lay, good lay, good lay, ohhh ohhh
Why They're Funny:
Say it one more time Moz. You mean Morrissey actually had sex?
Submitted by: Linny G
There are additional Morrissey Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Suedehead"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Still, it was a good lay, good lay
It was a good lay, good lay
It was a good lay, good lay Ah ...
Still, it was a good lay, good lay
It was a good lay, good lay
It was a good lay, good lay
Why They're Repetitive:
So was it good then, Moz?
Submitted by: Sylvester McMonkey McBean
 

Insincere Lyrics:

"Suedehead"
The Insincere Lyrics:
It was a good lay
Why They're Insincere:
Mr. Celibate?
Submitted by: shelia
 

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"He Cried"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
People where I come from
They survive without feelings or blood
I never could
Was stoned to death
But I'm still living.
Why They're Inappropriate:
eh?!
Submitted by: Joynsey
 

Dated Lyrics:

"America Is Not The World"
The Dated Lyrics:
In America, The land of the free, they said, And of opportunity, In a just and a truthful way.
But where the president, is never black, female or gay, and until that day,
you've got nothing to say to me, to help me believe
Why They're Dated:
Oops... we've got a black president now. Almost had a woman president even. I wonder if he'll change the lyrics to the song when he performs it now.
Submitted by: ChuckyG
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Sister, I'm A Poet"
The Lyrics:
All over this town
They pull over in their Citroen vans
Product Brand Name:
Citroen
Submitted by: The Skuz
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"The youngest was the most loved"
Opening Lines:
The youngest was the most loved, The youngest was the shielded...
Comments:
Submitted by: Bere
 

Song Title Anagrams:

"Iced Her" originally "He Cried"
Submitted by: Josh

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