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Song Names -> Literally Impossible Song Titles -> L

Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Entries Beginning with L

Song/Performer	Comments	Submittor
"L.A. Is My Lady," Frank Sinatra	A city cannot be anybody's lady.	Odie Garfield
"La La Means I Love You," The Delfonics	No, "La La" is nonsensical talk.	Heather Brockwell
"Ladder In My Tights," Amy Studt	You can't fit a ladder in there.	Yvette Bristle
"Laffy Taffy," D4L	Laffy Taffy is candy, not a body part.	Emily
"Lake Of Fire," Nirvana	Lakes are not made of fire.	Stu L. Pigeon
"Land Of Blood," Death Angel	No such area exists.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Land Of Confusion," Genesis	I've never heard of the place, anyone else?	Peter
"Land Of Giants," The New Christy Minstrels	This land exists only in fiction.	Yvette Bristle
"The Land Where Animals Are People," The Brothers Legard	This land exists only in fiction.	Yvette Bristle
"Language Is A Virus From Outer Space," Laurie Anderson	No language is a virus.	Yvette Bristle
"Larger Than Life," Backstreet Boys	Life doesn't have a size.	Heather Brockwell
"Lasso The Moon," Art Garfunkel	It's way too big and too far away to do that.	Yvette Bristle
"Last Child," Aerosmith	There is no last child.	Weamon
"The Last Cowboy Song," Waylon Jennings	There have been many cowboy songs after this one.	Yvette Bristle
"Last Cup Of Sorrow," Faith No More	Sorrow isn't a beverage.	Rip Jeans
"Last Night When We Were Young," Frank Sinatra	You don't lose your youth in just one day.	Yvette Bristle
"Last Of The Singing Cowboys," The Marshall Tucker Band	He or they won't be the last.	Yvette Bristle
"The Last Safe Place On Earth," Le Roux	There's more than one safe place on Earth.	Yvette Bristle
"Last Song," Edward Bear	Many more songs have come after it.	Trina Lufkin
"The Last Time Again," Lit	The 'last time' can't be repeated.	Yvette Bristle
"Latin Hangover," Lee Morgan	Hangovers don't have nationalities.	Yvette Bristle
"The Laughing Stalk," Wovenhand	Stalks are incapable of laughing.	Yvette Bristle
"Lava Twilight," InMe	No twilight is made of lava.	Cheryl Jordan
"Lavender Haze," Taylor Swift	Haze is colorless and not made of lavender.	JohnHowarth
"Lawn Mower Limousine," Pamela Miller	Lawn mowers aren't limousines.	Yvette Bristle
"Lay A Little Lovin' On Me," Robin McNamara	Loving can't be laid on anyone.	Yvette Bristle
"Lay Me Down (And Love The World Away)," Kris Kristofferson	The world can't be loved away.	Yvette Bristle
"Lay Some Happiness On Me," Dean Martin	You can't lay an emotion on anyone.	Yvette Bristle
"Lay Your Love On Me," Bad Company	You can't lay an emotion on anyone.	Yvette Bristle
"Lay Your World On Me," Ozzy Osbourne	The world can't be laid on anyone.	Yvette Bristle
"Lazy Afternoon," Barbra Streisand	A time period cannot be lazy.	Sheila Oh
"Lazy Day," Spanky And Our Gang	Laziness is not an attribute that a day can have.	Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid
"Lazy Days," Enya	Days themselves can't be lazy	Diddims
"Lazy River," Bobby Darin	Rivers don't get 'lazy'.	Peter
"The Lazy Song," Bruno Mars	Songs can't be lazy.	Greg
"Lazy Sunday," Small Faces	A day cannot literally be lazy	Natalie Benson
"Lazy Sunday," Small Faces		FussBudget
"Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days of Summer," Nat King Cole	So, summer days are lazy, hazy and crazy?	Peter
"Le telephone pleure (The telephone is crying)," Claude Francois	You can cry while communicating on a phone, though	Tommy
"Learn To Fly," Foo Fighters	Do you have wings or something?	Ned Riley
"Learning To Breathe," Switchfoot	You'll be dead before you LEARN to breathe	*katie
"Learning To Fly," Tom Petty	Not without wings you can't, Tom.	Peter
"Leave A Tender Moment Alone," Billy Joel	A moment cannot feel tenderness.	Odie Garfield
"Leaves Are The Tears Of Autumn," Dick Lee	Leaves aren't tears.	Yvette Bristle
"Leaves Never Break," Jake Holmes	Leaves break apart, especially when dead.	Yvette Bristle
"The Left Side Of The Right Side Of Love," Country George Reynolds	Love has no left and right sides.	Yvette Bristle
"Lego House," Ed Sheeran	Houses are not built using lego.	Dongquan
"Lemon Eyes," Meg Myers	Eyes are not composed of lemons.	Sheila Oh
"Leonardo, The Infinite Thinker," Mannheim Steamroller	No person is infinite.	Yvette Bristle
"Lesbian Moon," Black Countess	The Moon has no sexual orientation.	Yvette Bristle
"Less Is More," Joss Stone	This statement literally contradicts itself.	Simon
"Less Than Nothing," Demon Hunter	Nothing is nothing, it can't go any lower than it	prisoner20697
"Let A Smile Be Your Umbrella," Bing Crosby	A smile can't be an umbrella.	Heather Brockwell
"Let All Mortal Flesh Keep Silence," Fernando Ortega	Can't practice what you're singing if you sing it!	Mary Ann Brite
"Let Him Fly," Jessica Simpson	Opening line calls subject "man" (not bird or bat)	Karen Smith
"Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow," Michael Buble	When snow happens, no one is letting it.	Heather Brockwell
"Let Love Do The Talking," Diane Leigh	Love is an emotion and can't speak.	Yvette Bristle
"Let Me Be The Clock," Smokey Robinson	People aren't clocks.	Yvette Bristle
"Let Me Be The River," Willie Nile	No person can ever be a river.	Yvette Bristle
"Let Me Be Your Angel," Stacy Lattisaw	A person cannot simply become an angel.	Reggie Pillbox
"Let Me Be Your Car," Rod Stewart	People are not motor vehicles.	Yvette Bristle
"Let Me Be Your Teddy Bear," Little Jimmy Osmond	No person can ever be a bear of any kind.	Yvette Bristle
"Let Me Be Your Underwear," Club 69	People can't be clothing!	Tommy
"Let Me Be Your Wings," Barry Manilow	A person can't become wings.	Yvette Bristle
"Let Me Ride On The Waves Of Your Love," Crown Heights Affair	No one can ride on love.	Yvette Bristle
"Let My Love Open The Door," Pete Townshend	How?	FussBudget
"Let The Beat Hit 'Em," Lisa-Lisa and Cult Jam	A beat can't literally hit someone.	Clubb
"Let The Song Last Forever," Dan Fogelberg	All songs end sooner or later.	Yvette Bristle
"Let The Wind Chase You," Trisha Yearwood	Wind merely blows, not chasing anybody.	Andrea Greenleaf
"Let Them Eat War," Bad Religion	War is not something you can eat.	Wanda Pierce
"Let Us Be The Dawn," Neil Merryweather	People are not a solar event.	Candy Welty
"Let Your Lips Run Away With Your Heart," Richard Hayes	Lips and hearts can't run away.	Yvette Bristle
"Let Your Love Flow," Bellamy Brothers	Fluids are what flows. Love isn't a fluid.	Anita Grade
"Let Your Soul Be Your Pilot," Sting	If you did that, you'd crash!	Larcen Tyler
"Let's All Run To The Sun," The Glass Menagerie	People can't run through space.	Yvette Bristle
"Let's Be Young Tonight," Jermaine Jackson	One cannot choose when to be young.	Heather Brockwell
"Let's End It Before It Begins," Judy Thomas	You can't end something that hasn't begun.	Yvette Bristle
"Let's Fall To Pieces Together ," George Strait	No people can literally fall to pieces	Daniel
"Let's Kill Music," Cooper Temple Clause	Music isn't a living thing, so it can't be killed.	Chelsea Dunn
"Let's Kill Saturday Night," Pin Monkey	A night cannot be killed.	Britney Spears into pruning hooks
"Let's Pretend There's a Moon," Russ Columbo	There really is a moon!	Christine
"Let's Put The X In Sex," Kiss	"THE X" is already there; One could add a second X	Heather Brockwell
"Let's Turn Back The Years," Hank Williams	Time can't be reversed.	Yvette Bristle
"Letter Full Of Tears," Gladys Knight & The Pips	Letters do not contain tears.	Candy Welty
"A Letter To My Heart," Jim Reeves	I tried, but never could find my heart's zip code!	Karen Smith
"The Lies In Your Eyes," Sweet	Eyes don't contain lies.	Yvette Bristle
"Life After Death," Notorious B.I.G.	There is none.	Mads
"Life Can Turn On A Dime," Rick Trevino	No, it can't.	Yvette Bristle
"Life for Rent," Dido	You can't rent out a life	Eta_Cassiopeia
"Life In One Day," Howard Jones	If life was in 1 day, songs wouldn't be written.	Peter
"Life In Technicolor," Coldplay	Technicolor does not have the means to do so.	JC Foster
"Life In The Fast Lane," The Eagles	Cops will get you for endangering traffic	Susanna Viljanen
"Life Is A Dream," Noel Harrison	Wrong! Life is real.	Yvette Bristle
"Life Is A Highway," Tom Cochrane	No, it's not.	JC Foster
"Life Is A Highway," Tom Cochrane	One long highway then!	Larcen Tyler
"Life Is A Minestrone," 10CC	Life is, in fact, not some sort of soup. No.	pete
"Life Is A Party," Aaron Carter	Not for everybody, nor all the time.	Chowder
"Life Is A Rock (But The Radio Rolled Me)," Reunion	Life's not a mineral; a radio can't roll someone.	Rip Jeans
"Life Is A Song Worth Singing," Johnny Mathis	Life isn't a song.	Yvette Bristle
"Life Is Cheap," Flipper	Life itself doesn't have any price.	Cotton Lorraine
"Life Is Eternal," Carly Simon	All living things die sooner or later.	Yvette Bristle
"Life Is Just A Bowl Of Cherries," Rudy Vallee	If that were true, life would be eaten up	oldtimer
"Life Is Only A Goodbye," Thunderhead	There's much more to life than that!	Yvette Bristle
"Life Is Short," Dana Gillespie	Not for many people; some live to age 100+	Yvette Bristle
"Life Is Suicide," Percy Mayfield	Life isn't suicide (death).	Yvette Bristle
"Life On Mars," David Bowie	Well, at this point, as far as is known	FussBudget
"Life On The Sun," Joydrop	It's too hot on the Sun for life to exist there.	Candy Welty
"Life Takes A Life," Jon Butcher Axis	Life itself cannot take another's life.	Opie M.
"Life Upon The Wicked Stage," Jane Morgan	Stages don't have the quality of wickedness.	Yvette Bristle
"Life's A Gas," T Rex	Life is a series of events.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Life's A River," Mick Ronson	Life and a river aren't the same thing.	Yvette Bristle
"Life's Like A River," Scorpions	Not if you live in Antarctica	ElemenT
"Life's Railway To Heaven," Nitty Gritty Dirt Band	No railways go there.	Yvette Bristle
"Lift Up Your Heads, Ye Mighty Gates," Traditional	Gates have no heads; couldn't lift 'em if they did	Heather Brockwell
"Lift Your Heart To The Sun," Anne Murray	Hearts can't be lifted that far.	Yvette Bristle
"The Light In Me," Brandon Heath	One cannot have light in oneself.	Isac
"Light My Fire," The Doors	This one's actually debatable.	Editor's Note
"The Light Pours Out Of Me," Ministry	People's bodies don't produce light.	Yvette Bristle
"Light Sings," The 5th Dimension	Oh no it doesn't!	Yvette Bristle
"Light The Sky On Fire," Jefferson Starship	The sky is not flammable.	Yvette Bristle
"Light With A Sharpened Edge," The Used	And how exactly would you sharpen it?	The masked destroyer
"Lightning Crashes," Live	No. Thunder crashes but lightning strikes.	Isac
"Lightning Crashes," Live	No. Lighting strikes; it does not crash	Rich
"Lightning in a Bottle," Alannah Myles	Lightning can't be in a bottle.	Natalie Benson
"The Lightning Tree," The Settlers	Trees are not made of lightning.	Yvette Bristle
"Lightning's Girl," Nancy Sinatra	Lightning doesn't have children.	Yvette Bristle
"Lightning's Hand," Kansas	Lightning doesn't have hands.	Yvette Bristle
"Like A Prayer," Madonna	How is something like a prayer?	Peter
"Like A River Dreams Of Rain," Joe Diffie	Rivers are incapable of dreaming.	Yvette Bristle
"Like A Virgin," Madonna	Either you are virgin OR you are not.	Peter
"Lips Like Sugar ," Echo And The Bunnymen	Lips in no way resemble sugar	Steve
"Lips Of Wine," Andy Williams	Lips aren't made of wine.	Yvette Bristle
"Lips To Find You," Teena Marie	Lips are incapable of searching for anyone.	Reggie Pillbox
"Lipstick Don't Lie," Mark Collie	A non-sentient substance gives no info, T or F.	Beverly Stiles
"Lipstick Promises," George Ducas	Lipstick is incapable of making promises.	Yvette Bristle
"Liquid Diet," Papa Roach	One cannot live on liquid alone.	Weily Coyote
"Liquid Heartache," Joe Diffie	Heartaches aren't composed of liquid.	Yvette Bristle
"Liquid Ice," Steven Booth	Wouldn't that be water!?	Chowder
"Liquid Ice," Steven Booth	Ice is solid, not liquid.	Yvette Bristle
"Liquid Pig," Lisa Germano	No pigs are liquid.	Heather Brockwell
"Listen To My Heart ," The Ramones	Only if you give me a stethoscope.	Peter
"Listen To My Smile," Guy & Ralna	Smiles don't make sounds.	Yvette Bristle
"Listen To The Flowers Growing," Artie Wayne	You can't hear flowers growing.	Yvette Bristle
"Listen To The Sun," David T. Walker	The Sun is silent.	Yvette Bristle
"Listen To Your Heart," Roxette	You can't listen to your heart w/o a stethoscope	Isac
"Listen With Your Eyes," Eric Mercury	I can't, because eyes can't hear. Only ears can.	Yvette Bristle
"Listen With Your Eyes," 10cc	You can't listen with your eyes.	Alice
"Little America," R.E.M.	America is big!	Sean
"The Little Bell That Cried," The Simple Image	Bells don't cry.	Yvette Bristle
"Little Egypt ," Elvis Presley	there is one egypt in this world.	mina
"Little Man In My Head," Dead Milkmen		Meg
"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong," Spin Doctors	Nobody has the name "Can't Be Wrong"	Lance Crackers
"A Little Piece Of Heaven," Avenged Sevenfold	It is impossible to have a piece of heaven.	Travis
"A Little Piece Of Heaven," Avenged Sevenfold	Unless you're God, of course.	Lizzie
"Little Saint Nick," The Beach Boys	There's no Saint named Nick.	Steve
"Little Star," Madonna	stars are big, fool! :P	Sean
"The Little White Cloud That Cried," Johnnie Ray	Clouds don't have tear ducts to cry.	Peter
"Live And Let Die," Guns N' Roses	U can't let something live while leltting them die	CDD
"Live Forever," Oasis	Nothing lives forever	FussBudget
"Live The Future," Miriam Makeba	It can't be done. The future isn't here yet.	Yvette Bristle
"Live Wire," Motley Crue	Wires are not alive, they can never be.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Livin' Above Your Head," Jay & The Americans	You can't literally live above your body.	Candy Welty
"Livin' Ain't Livin'," Firefall	If living isn't living, then what is it?	Candy Welty
"Livin' In The Fridge," Weird Al Yankovic	No one can live in a refrigerator.	Max E. Padd
"Livin' In The Future," Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band	The future isn't even here yet.	Yvette Bristle
"Livin' On A Prayer," Bon Jovi	How Can You Live On It?! It's just a prayer!!	Jared Funk
"Livin' On Borrowed Time," William Bell	Time can't be borrowed.	Yvette Bristle
"Livin' On Borrowed Time," Puddle of Mudd	Time cannot be borrowed...nor lived on.	Weily Coyote
"Living Dead GIrl," Rob Zombie	Can't be both, unless you're a zombie.	Karmet
"Living Dead Girl," Rob Zombie	not unless you believe in Vampires	Red Ant
"Living Doll," Cliff Richard	Sorry, dolls are inanimate. Can't come to life.	Peter
"Living Each Day Like You're Already Dead," Atreyu	The title speaks for itself.	Rebeca Gross
"Living For The City," Stevie Wonder	Why does the city own you? Are you in debt?	Peter
"Living Forever," Genesis	No living things die sooner or later.	Yvette Bristle
"Living In A Box," Living In A Box	No one actually lives in a box. It's too small.	Gene Splicer
"Living In A Bubble," Eiffel 65	It'll blast when you try to enter it	Mads
"Living In A Dream," Finger Eleven	Not really. Dreams are part of your subconscious.	Peter
"Living In A World Unknown," The Amazing Rhythm Aces	How can anyone live in an unknown world?!	Yvette Bristle
"Living In Oblivion," Anything Box	One can't live in something that's forgotten.	Yvette Bristle
"Living In Reverse," Dana Gillespie	No one can go back in time.	Yvette Bristle
"Living In The Future," John Prine	One can only live in the present.	Yvette Bristle
"Living In The Past," Jethro Tull	Not until someone events a time machine.	Peter
"Living In Your Letters," Dashboard Confessional	No one can live in letters.	Yvette Bristle
"Living Inside A Dream," Nightcrawlers	No one can live within a dream.	Yvette Bristle
"Living Inside Myself," Gino Vannelli	One cannot live in him/herself.	Opie M.
"Living Inside Your Love," Phyllis Hyman	Love is an emotion and can't be lived in.	Yvette Bristle
"Living Is Simple," Switchfoot	It's anything BUT simple!	*katie
"Living On A Knife Edge," Hawkwind	No one can do this.	Yvette Bristle
"Living On a Prayer," Bon Jovi	Prayers have no nutritional value	Susanna Viljanen
"Living On Dreams," Amii Stewart	Dreams don't sustain life.	Yvette Bristle
"Living On Plastic," Stephanie Mills	Plastic doesn't sustain life.	Yvette Bristle
"Living On The Ceiling," Blancmange	There is this thing called gravity.	neptunevsmars
"Living On The Edge," Aerosmith	If you lived on an edge, you'd probably fall.	Indy Gent
"Living On The Sun," On Shoulders Of Giants	It's too hot on the Sun for life to exist there.	Yvette Bristle
"Living On Video," Trans-X	No one can live on video alone.	Yvette Bristle
"Living Out Of Time," Robin Trower	We all live within time.	Yvette Bristle
"The Living Years," Mike and the Mechanics	Time periods don't literally live.	Luci Flores
"Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming," Traditional	No rose blooms forever.	Rachel Blattington
"Lock And Key Of Love," Johnny Arwin	Love has no locks and keys.	Yvette Bristle
"Lock Me In Your Heart," Mandy Moore	People can't occupy hearts, nor be locked in them.	Yvette Bristle
"Locked In The Arms Of Love," Ken Copeland	Love doesn't have arms.	Yvette Bristle
"Locked Inside A Dream," Alyssa Milano	A dream has no lock.	Kara Oke
"Locked Out Of Heaven," Bruno Mars	Heaven does not have any locks.	Your Aunt Flo
"Locking Up My Heart," The Marvelettes	Hearts can't be locked up.	Yvette Bristle
"Locomotive Breath," Jethro Tull	Not unless one has been french kissing a Diesel!	FussBudget
"Log Cabin Home In The Sky," The Incredible String Band	Log cabins don't exist in the sky.	Yvette Bristle
"Lollipop Train," The Peppermint Trolley Company	Trains aren't made of lollipops.	Yvette Bristle
"London Calling," The Clash	An entire city cannot make a phone call	Dayna
"London Calling," The Clash	Can a nation can call you on the telephone?	Ned Riley
"The Loneliest Night," Dale & Grace	Nights can't experience loneliness.	Yvette Bristle
"Lonely Avenue," Peter And Gordon	No road has this name; roads have no emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Lonely Boy, Lonely Guitar," Duane Eddy	A guitar can't experience loneliness.	Deirdre Collins
"Lonely Chair," Lloyd Price	Furniture can't experience loneliness.	Yvette Bristle
"A Lonely Chord," Tsunami Bomb	Chords don't have emotions, including loneliness.	Erika Clarkson
"Lonely Color Blue," Teddy Pendergrass	Colors can't experience loneliness.	Yvette Bristle
"Lonely Cup Of Coffee," The Fleetwoods	Cups don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Lonely Day," Phantom Planet	A day doesn't get lonely.	Peter
"Lonely Days," The Bee Gees	Days don't have emotions, including loneliness.	Erika Clarkson
"Lonely Fire," Miles Davis	Fire can't exhibit loneliness.	Yvette Bristle
"Lonely Guitar," Annette	Musical instruments can't experience loneliness.	Yvette Bristle
"Lonely Heartaches," Goldie Hill	Heartaches can't experience loneliness.	Yvette Bristle
"Lonely In Your Nightmare," Duran Duran	Not even Simon could get into my brain!	Peter
"Lonely Is The Night," Air Supply	Nights can't experience loneliness.	Yvette Bristle
"Lonely Moon," Hawkwind	Celestial bodies can't experience loneliness.	Yvette Bristle
"Lonely Night (Angel Face)," Captain & Tennille	Nights can't experience loneliness.	Yvette Bristle
"Lonely Ol' Night," John Mellencamp	Nights cannot get old or lonely.	Rock Maninoff
"Lonely Road," Daniel Lioneye	Roads don't experience loneliness	Wanda Pierce
"Lonely Road," Everlast	Roads don't have emotions, including loneliness.	Erika Clarkson
"Lonely Road To Nowhere," Johnny Raphael	Roads always lead to somewhere.	Yvette Bristle
"Lonely Saturday Night," Don French	Nights can't experience loneliness.	Yvette Bristle
"Lonely School Year," Hudson Brothers	Periods of time can't experience loneliness.	Yvette Bristle
"The Lonely Side Of The Moon," Sarah Slean	Celestial bodies can't exprience loneliness.	Yvette Bristle
"Lonely Summer," Shades Of Blue	Seasons can't experience loneliness.	Yvette Bristle
"Lonely Teardrops," Jackie Wilson	Teardrops don't have feelings.	Yvette Bristle
"Lonely Weekends," Charlie Rich	Weekends can't experience loneliness.	Yvette Bristle
"Lonely Wind," Kansas	The wind can't experience loneliness.	Yvette Bristle
"Lonely Winds," The Drifters	Meterological phenomena have no emotions.	R. Jeanine O'Succinate
"Lonely Wine," Mickey Gilley	Wine can't experience loneliness.	Yvette Bristle
"Lonesome Cities," Glenn Yarbrough	Cities don't have emotions; their residents do.	Yvette Bristle
"Lonesome Day," Bruce Springsteen	Days don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"The Lonesome Road," Trini Lopez	Roads don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Lonesome Sundown," Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers	Sundowns don't have emotions.	Candy Welty
"Lonesome Town," Ricky Nelson	Towns have no emotions, including lonesomeness.	Erika Clarkson
"Lonesome Valley," Glenn Yarbrough	Valleys don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Long Ago Tomorrow," B.J. Thomas	Tomorrow is in the future, not in the past.	Yvette Bristle
"Long And Lonesome Highway Blues," Rusty Wier	Roads don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Long Arm Of The Law," Kenny Rogers	The law doesn't have an arm of any length.	Frosty The Cat
"Long Bomb Blues," Blodwyn Pig	Bombs are incapable of emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Long Live Rock," The Who	Rocks aren't alive, long or shortly.	Peter
"Long Live Rock And Roll," Rainbow	Rock And Roll is not a living thing.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Long Lonesome Highway," Michael Parks	Paved roads don't feel emotions.	Peter
"Longer Than Forever," Bobby Goldsboro	There is no longer time than forever!	Yvette Bristle
"Looking For An Echo," Ol' 55	When you see one, let me know!	FussBudget
"Looking For My Life," David & Jonathan	If you have your life, then it's not lost.	Yvette Bristle
"Looking For My Mind," George Paul Jefferson	And where might you find it?	Yvette Bristle
"Looking Glass Eyes," Aiden	self-explanatory	Lizzie
"Looking Through The Eyes Of Love," Partridge Family	As an emotion, love doesn't have eyes.	Peter
"Looking Through Your Eyes," LeAnn Rimes	One can't look through another's eyes.	Carmen Mistletoe
"Looks That Kill," Motley Crue	Only in science fiction does looking kill someone.	Peter
"Lords Of Summer," Metallica	No one reigns over a season.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Lose My Breath," Destiny's Child	Then you'll die.	Peter
"Lose Yourself," Eminem	How?....	Ricky
"Lose Yourself," Eminem	Let me just walk into this dark forest...	Wade
"Loser of the Year," Simple Plan	There's no such thing as a "Loser of the Year"	Wanda Pierce
"Losing More Than You've Ever Had," Accept	You can't lose things you don't have.	Yvette Bristle
"Losing My Religion," R.E.M.	A religion cannot be misplaced.	Opie M.
"Lost Highway," Nitty Gritty Dirt Band	Roads are incapable of getting lost.	Yvette Bristle
"Lost In A Feeling," Claudia Church	You can't get lost in an emotion.	Candy Welty
"Lost In Emotion," Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam	No one can get lost in any emotion.	Candy Welty
"Lost In Love," Air Supply	How would you get lost inside of an emotion?	Peter
"Lost In Music," Sister Sledge	Music is not something a person can get 'lost' in.	Candy Welty
"Lost In The Future," Gamma Ray	The future hasn't happened yet.	Yvette Bristle
"Lost In You," Rod Stewart	He couldn't get inside you, let alone get lost.	Rock Maninoff
"Lost In You," Three Days Grace	A person can't get lost in another person.	Yvette Bristle
"Lost In Your Eyes," Debbie Gibson	Not unless she was the size of a contact lens.	George Straitjacket
"Lost Inside Of You," Al Hudson	A person can't get lost in another person.	Yvette Bristle
"Lost Inside Your Love," Badfinger	Love is an emotion and has no inside.	Yvette Bristle
"Lost Years," Willie Bobo	Years can't be lost.	Yvette Bristle
"Loud Clothes," Per Gessle	Clothes don't make noise.	Alanis More Upset
"Loud Green Song," Patto	Songs have no color.	Heather Brockwell
"Love Is Like A Bullet," Shoes	Love doesn't resemble a bullet.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Bites," Def Leppard	Love is an emotion. It has no teeth.	ThatAwesomeGuy
"Love Bites," Def Leppard	Love has no teeth.	Christy McDaniel
"The Love Boat (theme)," Jack Jones	Love does not have its own boat.	Francis A. Sissy
"Love Bomb," Cheryl Lynn	Love is an emotion and is not a bomb.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Burned A Hole In The Night," Tom Jones	Love is an emotion and doesn't burn holes.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Burns," Neil Diamond	Love is an emotion and has no flame to burn.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Can Build A Bridge," Wynonna Judd	Love is not a construction method	Rachel Blattington
"Love Can Move Mountains," Celine Dion		Natalie Snortman
"Love Castle," Chick Corea	Love is an emotion and is not a castle.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Changes Everything," Climie Fisher	There are things love doesn't change.	Peter
"Love Chaser," Europe	You can't chase an emotion.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Love Comes In Funny Packages," Salvation	Love doesn't come in any packages.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Comes Walking In," Van Halen	Love has no legs. How can it walk?	Scandia
"Love Conquers All," Nanci Griffith	Love is an emotion and does no conquering.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Cries," Stage Dolls	Love is an emotion and doesn't cry.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Explains It All," Venke Knutson	Even gravity?	Jellybean
"Love Explosion," Unlimited Touch	Love is an emotion and it doesn't explode.	Yvette Bristle
"Love For Sale," Seal	You can't put love up for sale.	Marie
"Love Gun," Kiss	There's no such gun.	Hard Rock Harry
"Love Hangover," Diana Ross	You cannot get a hangover through love.	Reggie Pillbox
"Love Has A Mind Of Its Own," Donna Summer	Uhm, no, it does not.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Has Fallen Down On Me," The Rotary Connection	Love can't fall onto a person.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Held On To Me," Connie Smith	Love is an emotion and can't physically hold on.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Hunter," Whitesnake	You cannot hunt an emotion.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Love Hurts," Nazareth	Most of the time it is pure elation	Susanna Viljanen
"Love In A Vacuum," Til Tuesday	By deffinition, a vacuum is devoid of everything	Garnet
"Love In A Vacuum," 'Til Tuesday	I doubt you'll fit inside a vacuum cleaner	Kerry
"Love In A Vacuum," 'Til Tuesday	A vacuum cleaner cannot hold love.	Isac
"Love In Every Room," Paul Mauriat	Many rooms have no love in them.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Is A 5-Letter Word," James Phelps	No. Love is a 4-letter word!	Yvette Bristle
"Love Is A 5-Letter Word ," James Phelps	Why Phelps had few hits, he couldn't count?	Peter
"Love is a Battlefield," Pat Benatar	Battlefields are full of aggression, not love!	Larcen Tyler
"Love Is A Battlefield," Pat Benatar	As an emotion battles can't be fought on it!	Peter
"Love Is A Battlefield," Pat Benatar	Love is not a battlefield, at least not literally	Sarah
"Love Is A Battlefield," Pat Benatar	An emotion cannot take physical form.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Love Is A Bird," The Knickerbockers	Love is an emotion, not a living thing.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Is A Bitch," The Dazz Band	Love is an emotion, not a dog or person.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Is A Carousel," Craig Douglas	Love is an emotion and not an amusement-park ride.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Is A Castle," Barbara Lewis	Love is an emotion, not a building.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Is A Cracked Head Gasket," Baboon Rising	Duh, love isn't that! Would elaborate, but no room	Heather Brockwell
"Love Is A Cyborg Playing The Harpsichord," Logan Whitehurst	Even if a cyborg did so, it wouldn't be love.	Heather Brockwell
"Love Is A Dance," Christopher Horn	Love is an emotion and is not a dance.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Is A Dead Language," Chagall Guevara	Love isn't a language - living or dead.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Is A Fist," Mr. Bungle	Love is not a body part.	Opie M.
"Love Is A Golden Ring," Frankie Laine	No, it's an emotion or a 4-letter word.	Peter
"Love Is A Gypsy," Laurie Loman	Love is an emotion, not a person.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Is A Hurtin' Thing," Lou Rawls	Emotions don't cause pain in and of themselves.	Peter
"Love Is A Loaded Gun," Alice Cooper	A loaded gun is a weapon to kill. Not love	Mads
"Love Is A Number," White Rose Movement	Love is an emotion and is not a number.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Is A Rhapsody," General Lafayette	Love is an emotion and is not music.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Is A Rose," Linda Ronstadt	Love is an emotion, not a flower.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Is A Shield," Camouflage	Love is not a shield	Heather Brockwell
"Love Is A Soldier," Jan Wayne	Love is an emotion and is not a person.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Is A Strange Hotel," Christine Collister	Love is not any kind of hotel.	Hilary Nevis
"Love Is A Stranger," Eurythmics	No. Love is an emotion.	ThatAwesomeGuy
"Love Is A Sunny Day," John Roger Beach	Love is an emotion, not a day.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Is A Train," Willie Nile	Love is an emotion, not a train.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Is All Around," Troggs	I've been in lots of places without love around.	Mads
"Love Is An Army," LeAnn Rimes	No. Love is an emotion.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Is Bigger Than The Whole Wide World," Headband	Love doesn't have a physical size.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Is Black," Carolyne Mas	Love is an emotion, not a color.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Is Blue," Paul Mauriat	Love is an emotion; it cannot have color.	Lucinda Blair
"Love Is Bubblegum," Tony Dano & Robie Reed	Love is an emotion, not gum.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Is Dead," Kerli	Love is an abstract concept, not a living being.	Star
"Love Is Dynamite," Gary Dale	Love is an emotion, not an explosive.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Is Everything," Maria Muldaur	No, it is not.	Candy Welty
"Love Is Green," Jeff Beck	Love is an emotion and hence has no color.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Is In Flight," Marlena Shaw	Love is an emotion and it doesn't fly.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Is In The Air," John Paul Young	I thought it was oxygen? Pollution?	Peter
"Love Is Like A Butterfly," Dolly Parton	Love is not like a butterfly or any insect.	Lynnetta Lore
"Love Is Like A Rock," Donnie Iris	Love does not turn to stone.	Mickey D.
"Love Is Like A Violin," Barclay James Harvest	Love doesn't resemble a musical instrument.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Is Like An Itching In My Heart," The Supremes	An emotion can't cause an itch.	Peter
"Love Is Like Champagne," Jane Morgan	Love is an emotion and doesn't resemble a drink.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Is Like Oxygen," Sweet	No. Love is an emotion; oxygen is a gas.	Peter
"Love Is Me, Love Is You," Connie Francis	Love is an emotion, not a person.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Is Muddy Water," Rita Coolidge	Love is an emotion, not water.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Is The Drug," Roxy Music	Can you get a prescription for love? No.	Francis A. Sissy
"Love Is The Light," Beverly Craven	Love is an emotion and is not a light.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Is The Only Goal," Wendy Waldman	Love is not the only goal one can have	Winter Pepper
"Love Is The Only Soldier," Jann Arden	Love is not a soldier.	Shelley Potts
"Love Is The Price," DJ Bobo	What can I buy for love?	Mads
"Love Is The Right Place," Bryan White	Love is not any place	Heather Brockwell
"Love Is Thin Ice," Barbara Mandrell	Love is an emotion, not ice.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Is You," Danny Warner	Love is an emotion, not a person.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Isn't Love," The Aggrolites	If love isn't love, then what is it?	Yvette Bristle
"Love Jumped Through My Window," Arthur Lee	Love is not an animal or human being	Sutch
"Love Kills," Freddie Mercury	If so, then why are there so many love songs?	Yvette Bristle
"Love Knows I Love You," Backstreet Boys	Love is an emotion and doesn't know anything.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Leads To Madness," Nazareth	If so, everyone would be institutionalized.	Brit Boxx
"Love Lies," Bon Jovi	Love is an emotion and is incapable of lying.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Lies Bleeding," Elton John	Love cannot lie or bleed.	Nigel Shave Cream
"Love Like A Fire," Frozen Ghost	Love is an emotion, not a fire.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Like Blood," Killing Joke	Love is not like (liquid) blood.	Brit Boxx
"Love Like Stone," Carolyne Mas	Love is an emotion and doesn't resemble stone.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Locked Out," Ketty Lester	Love is an emotion and it can't be locked.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Machine," Girls Aloud	No such machine ever existed	NK
"Love Makes The World Go Round," Perry Como	Hardly. This fails all scientific proof.	Peter
"Love Me All Up," Stacy Earl	Loving someone has no direction.	Heather Brockwell
"Love Me And The World Is Mine," Henry Burr	No one can own the whole world.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Me Back To Life," Bon Jovi	Love can't bring back life; dead people can't sing	Candy Welty
"Love Me Like A River Does," Melody Gardot	Rivers don't love anybody.	Daphne Fairhope
"Love Me To Pieces," Jill Corey		Natalie Snortman
"Love Me With Your Eyes," Ronnie Lee	Eyes can't love anyone.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Minus Zero - No Limit," Turley Richards	Love isn't mathematical.	Yvette Bristle
"The Love Nest," Herb Alpert	Nests are not made of love.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Never Fails," Brandon Heath	Actually, love fails way too often.	Heather Brockwell
"Love On The Rocks," Neil Diamond	Love cannot be laid onto rocks.	Opie M.
"Love On The Wing," Jesse Colin Young	Love is an emotion and doesn't fly.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Only Knows," Josh Groban	Love is an emotion and is incapable of knowledge.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Played A Game," Ann Peebles	Love is an emotion and can't play games.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Plus One," Haircut 100	Love isn't a mathematical term.	Dwayne D. Bathtub
"Love Pollution," The Bar-Kays	Love is an emotion and it doesn't pollute.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Potion #9," The Searchers	There is no such thing as a love potion	Jeffrey Hope
"Love Punch," The Chalets	Love is an emotion and is incapable of punching.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Rain," Lead	I don't think feelings can be weather, do you?	Gemma
"Love Really Hurts Without You," Billy Ocean	Love as word doesn't feel anything including pain.	Peter
"Love Removal Machine," The Cult	No such machine exists.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Love Removal Machine," The Cult	Never heard of such a thing. Who invented it?	Peter
"Love Rollercoaster ," Ohio Players	Love does not have its own rollercoaster.	Reggie Pillbox
"Love Scar," Paul Thorn	Love is an emotion and it doesn't have scars.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Shines Bright," Keith Sykes	Love is an emotion, not a light.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Ship," Charles Lloyd Quartet	Love is an emotion, not a ship.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Shot Me Down," Night Ranger	Love is an emotion and is incapable of shooting.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Sneaking Up On You," Bonnie Raitt	Since when can you see love approaching?	Larcen Tyler
"Love Stinks," J. Geils Band	Love has no smell	Isac
"Love Stinks," J. Geils Band	Love does not have an odor.	Red Ruffcorn
"Love Tastes Like Strawberries," The Briarwood Singers	Love doesn't have a taste.	Yvette Bristle
"Love To Love You (And Tonight Pigs Will Fly)," Caravan	Pigs don't fly.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Touch," Rod Stewart	Love cannot touch anyone (by hand).	Brit Boxx
"Love Train," The O'Jays	Love does not have its own train.	Reggie Pillbox
"A Love Vibration," Ann Peebles	Love is an emotion and does not vibrate.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Waits," The Angels (Australian group)	Love is an emotion and does no waiting.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Walked In," Dinah Washington	Love is an emotion and it doesn't walk.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Walks In," Van Halen	Love is incapable of walking.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Will Find A Way," Yes	Love is incapable of searching.	Human Being
"Love Will Keep Us Alive," Eagles	No one can live on love alone.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Will Tear Us Apart," Joy Division	So, now love is causing physical harm to you?	Peter
"Love Will Turn It Around," Kenny Rogers	Love cannot turn something around.	Polly Darton
"Love You To," The Beatles	Love me to what? To not make sense?	Michael C
"Love Zone," Billy Ocean	Emotions don't have their own zones.	Peter
"Love's A Burning Fire," Beverly Ann Gibson	Love is an emotion, not a fire.	Yvette Bristle
"Love's A Secret Weapon," Donna Loren	Love isn't a weapon.	Chris Chendo
"Love's Gone Mad," Seventh Avenue	Love is an emotion and doesn't go mad.	Yvette Bristle
"Love's Grown Deep," Kenny Nolan	Love really doesn't grow deep.	Odie Garfield
"Love's Just A Broken Heart," Cilla Black	No, it's an emotion.	Peter
"Love's The Only Chain," Jessi Colter	Love is not a chain.	Lynnetta Lore
"Love's The Only House," Martina McBride	There are many houses, and love isn't one.	Heather Brockwell
"Lovefingers," Silver Apples	Love is an emotion, not fingers.	Yvette Bristle
"Loveless Love," Big Lee	This is an oxymoron. It contradicts itself.	Yvette Bristle
"Lovely Sky Boat," Alice Coltrane	There are no boats in the sky.	Yvette Bristle
"Lovely Sky Boat," Alice Coltrane	Flying boats have been obsolete since after WWII.	Chowder
"Lovers Never Say Goodbye," The Flamingos	Oh yes they do!	Yvette Bristle
"Lovers on the Sun," David Guetta	Lovers can't be on the sun.	JohnHowarth
"Loves Me Like A Rock," Paul Simon	Rocks are incapable of love.	Yvette Bristle
"Lovin' You Out Loud," Rascal Flatts	You can't love anybody out loud, or in any volume!	Mr. Sally
"Loving Arms," Sammi Smith	Arms don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Loving You Has Made Me Bananas," Guy Marks	Love can't make bananas.	Yvette Bristle
"Loving You Was Like A Party," Marlena Shaw	Loving somebody isn't ANYTHING like a party	Hota Copy
"Loving You Was Like A Party," Marlena Shaw	Loving doesn't resemble a party.	Yvette Bristle
"lron Forest," Nakka	Forests don't contain iron.	Yvette Bristle
"Luck Be A Lady," Frank Sinatra	Luck is not a being, therefore it is not a lady.	JC Foster
"Luck Be A Lady," Barbra Streisand	Luck has no gender	Woody Willoughby
"Lucky Star," Madonna	A star (in the sky) cannot have luck.	Connie Furr
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds," The Beatles	what are diamonds and Lucy doing in the sky?	TBuck
"Lyin' Eyes," The Eagles	Eyes can tell neither truth nor lies.	Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid
"Lying To The Moon," Matraca Berg	One can't address the Moon (truthfully OR lyingly)	Erin Amidon

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