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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Entries Beginning with R

"Race With The Devil," The Stray CatsHow do you race with the devil?Rich
"Racing With The Clock," Harry Connick, Jr.Clocks can't race with people.Yvette Bristle
"Racing With The Moon," Vaughn MonroeIs it a marathon?George Straitjacket
"Radio Free Europe," R.E.M.Radio stations still exist in Europe.Tommy
"Radio Girl," VolbeatNo person is a radio.Joe
"Radio Heart," Charly McClainRadios don't have hearts (or any organs).Sophia Borden
"Railroad Wings," Patty GriffinRailroads don't have wings.Lisa Rose
"Rain Child," RhinocerosRain doesn't have offspring.Yvette Bristle
"Rain In My Heart," Modern TalkingHearts have blood in them, not rain.Yvette Bristle
"Rain King," Counting CrowsRain is not a monarchy.Yvette Bristle
"The Rain Leaves A Scar," L`arc~en~cielNot unless it's raining acid. Trevor
"Rainbow At Midnight," Jimmie RodgersOnly in Scandinavia (at certain times of year)...Chowder
"Rainbow At Midnight," Jimmie RodgersIt's dark at midnight, so no rainbows then.Yvette Bristle
"Rainbow Bliss," QuazarRainbows don't have feelings.Yvette Bristle
"The Rainbow In Daddy's Eyes," Sammi SmithEyes don't contain rainbows.Yvette Bristle
"Rainbow In The Dark," DioRainbows are created by light and water. not dark.Rich
"Rainbow in the Dark," DioIt would have to be infrared or ultravioletbeen_a_son
"Rainbow Man," Noel Paul Stookey & The Bodyworks BandNo person is a rainbow.Yvette Bristle
"Rainbow On The Ground," Creative SourceRainbows are in the air, not on the ground.Yvette Bristle
"Rainbow Road," Kris KristoffersonRoads aren't rainbows.Yvette Bristle
"Rainbow Roller Coaster," Acoustic SyndicateA roller coaster can't be made of rainbows.Heather Brockwell
"Rainbow Veins," Owl CityVeins aren't rainbow colored.Sarah
"Rainbows Go On Forever," AlessiRainbows end sooner or later.Yvette Bristle
"Raindrops From The Sun (Hey Hey Hey)," Imani CoppolaThe Sun does not give off raindrops.Yvette Bristle
"Rainin' In My Heart," Slim HarpoSelf explanatory.Heather Brockwell
"Raining Blood," SlayerWhen has that happened?Josue
"Raining Cats And Dogs," Dave EvansAnimals don't fall as rain.Yvette Bristle
"Raining In My Heart," Buddy HollyNo weather phenomena in internal organs.Susanna Viljanen
"Raining On The Inside," Amy GrantIt cannot rain from inside anything.Christian
"Raining Rock," JetblackI'm still not sure if this is possible...GlamRockNinjaLord
"Raining Sunshine," Miranda CosgroveIt can't rain sunshine Chris Chendo
"Raining Sunshine," Miranda CosgroveIt cannot rain sunshine.Isac
"Rainy Day Women #12 And #35," Bob DylanWomen are not numbers.Frank Hotdog
"Rama Lama Ding Dong," The EdselsIs not an allowed girl's name, at least in FinlandSusanna Viljanen
"Rangoon Moon," DoubleRangoon does NOT have its own moon.Al Helbrocluse
"Rape Me," NirvanaYou can't rape the willingTom
"Raspberry Beret," PrinceUnless it is a very large raspberry...Chewma Pantzov
"Razorblade Sigh," Gamma RayRazorblades can't sigh.Heather Brockwell
"Rebel Love Song," Black Veil BridesA song is incapable of being rebellious.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Red Blue Jeans," John KilserWouldn't that just be red jeans? Or purple jeans?Lionel Trane
"Red Chair Fade Away," Bee GeesFurniture can't fade away.Yvette Bristle
"Red Earth," Crash VegasEarth cannot be red (it's blue, is it not?)JohnHowarth
"Red Is Green," Zapped By A Million VoltsNo, red and green are two different colors.Yvette Bristle
"The Red Light Is Green," Bobbi StaffNothing is red and green at the same time.Gina Munroe
"Red Mosquito," Pearl JamMosquitos aren't red.Wanda Pierce
"Red Rain," Peter GabrielRain is never red.Marcia Todd
"Red Skies," The FixxThe sky isn't that colour.Nigel Shave Cream
"Reeling In The Years," Steely DanI didn't know you could go fishing for years!Larcen Tyler
"Reeling In The Years," Steely DanYou can't catch years with a fishing pole. ;-DLisa Cohead
"Religion's Dead," The Pretty ThingsNo, it isn't.Yvette Bristle
"Remember Tomorrow," Iron MaidenYou can't remember something that hasn't happenedStephen Harris
"Return To Forever," Minnie Riperton'Forever' isn't something that can be returned to.Yvette Bristle
"Return to Heaven," Bad BrainsYou can't leave Heaven so how would you return?Grillzforlife
"Reverse The Day," Pati YangHOW??Sean
"Revival (Love Is Everywhere) ," The Allman Brothers BandLove isn't in all places.Yvette Bristle
"Revolution Is My Name," PanteraNo, 'Revolution' is nobody's name.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Rewind A Pain," Chaos Of BrutalityPain can't be rewound.Yvette Bristle
"Rhinestone Cowboy," Glen CampbellCowboys can't be made of rhinestone.Christy McDaniel
"Rhinestone River," LimesRivers have water, not rhinestone.Yvette Bristle
"Rhythm Is A Dancer," Snap!A function of music doesn't dance, it has no legs!Peter
"Rhythm Nation," Janet JacksonWhere is that country at, Janet?Peter
"Rhythm Of Love," ScorpionsLove is an emotion, not music.Yvette Bristle
"Ribbon In The Sky," Stevie WonderRibbons are not found in the skyIsac
"Ribbon Of Darkness," Gordon LightfootDarkness doesn't come in ribbons.Heather Brockwell
"Ride Like The Wind," Christopher CrossThe wind cannot ride anything.Lance Crackers
"Ride On My Fire," Claudja BarryNo one can ride on fire.Alyssa Jayne
"Ride on the Sun," Mott the HoopleThe sun is too hot to ride onFuture Backer
"Ride On Time," Black BoxTime can't be ridden upon.Yvette Bristle
"Ride That Vibration," LoveVibrations can't be ridden.Yvette Bristle
"Ride The Dragon," ManowarDragons are mythical creatures, they don't exist.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Ride The Lightning," MetallicaEven if u could, u wouldn't want to.CDD
"Ride The Lightning," MetallicaLightning kills; avoid riding it at all costsChazm
"Ride The Lightning," MetallicaGood luck with thatAgent Nerve
"Ride The Tiger," Jefferson StarshipIf you could, you would get hurtRhoda Dohr
"Ride The Wind," PoisonAnd how exactly do we to THAT!?Chowder
"Ride The Wings Of Pestilance," From First To LastBug invasions don't have wingsThorns
"Riders On The Storm," The DoorsWeather phenomena cannot be ridden.Susanna Viljanen
"Ridin' In A Rainbow," Donnie DeanNobody can ride in a rainbow.Yvette Bristle
"Ridin' My Thumb To Mexico," Johnny RodriguezOne can't literally ride one's thumb to any place.Erica Tetralix
"Ridin' The Storm Out," REO SpeedwagonYou'd need a bigger saddle.Red Ruffcorn
"Riding On Rainbow," Elvis PresleyIs simply not something one can do.Susanna Viljanen
"Riding On The Rocket," Shonen KnifeYou ride IN a rocket, not on it.Pete Worst
"Right As Rain," AdeleRain does not have an opinion.Jim Class
"Right Next Door To Hell," Guns N' RosesHell is not somewhere you could live next to.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Right Time Of The Night," Jennifer WarnesThere is no 'right' OR 'wrong' time of a night.Peter
"Ring of Fire," Johnny CashSauron, perhaps, but not in the real worldSusanna Viljanen
"Ring The Living Bell," MelanieBells aren't living things.Yvette Bristle
"Rip Her To Shreds," BlondieThat's physically impossible.ThatAwesomeGuy
"The River Cried," Sarah BrightmanSure it didJipster Pedingish
"River Of Deceit," Mad Season There's no such river.Rock Maninoff
"The River Of Dreams," Billy JoelA river made of dreams? Now I've seen it all!Larcen Tyler
"River of Dreams," Billy JoelI've never heard of one.T-Dog of S
"The River Of Love," B.W. StevensonLove is an emotion, not a river.Yvette Bristle
"River Of Silver," John GaryRivers aren't made of silver nor colored silver.Yvette Bristle
"The River Of Tears," Ian HunterMost river water is not tears.Yvette Bristle
"The River Sings," EnyaRivers can't talk,let alone singNatasha
"River Weep," Toni HarperRivers don't cry.Yvette Bristle
"The River's Invitation," Percy MayfieldRivers can't invite anyone.Yvette Bristle
"Road To Acceptance," Green Dayand where would that be located?MollyPug101
"Road To Heaven," Five For FightingNo roads lead to Heaven.Odie Garfield
"Road To Hell," Chris ReaThere are no roads that lead to HellOdie Garfield
"Road To Nowhere," Talking HeadsThere's no place called Nowhere.Roc
"Road To The Sun," Peter FramptonNo roads go there.Yvette Bristle
"Roadhouse Blues," The DoorsA house cannot experience the blues.Nate Loverboy
"Roadhouse Blues," MinistryBuildings are incapable of emotion.Yvette Bristle
"The Roaring Breeze," Luise PopA breeze is too gentle to roar.Yvette Bristle
"Robot Blues," The Incredible String BandRobots have no feelings.Yvette Bristle
"Rock 'N' Roll Fantasy," Bad CompanyMusic doesn't fantasize.Peter
"Rock 'N' Roll Ghost," The ReplacementsMusic does not have a ghost.Opie M.
"Rock 'N' Roll Is King," Electric Light OrchestraNever heard of a King named Rock 'N' Roll.Peter
"Rock 'N' Roll Made Me What I Am Today," Lita FordMusic does not create anyone.Sheila Oh
"Rock 'N' Roll To The Rescue," The Beach BoysMusic doesn't perform rescues.Yvette Bristle
"Rock And Roll Heaven," The Righteous BrothersIt doesn't exist.Skinny Jean
"Rock And Roll Is Dead," Lenny KravitzRock and roll can't die. It was never alive.David Jones
"Rock And Roll Made A Man Out Of Me," The DictatorsMusic can't create people.Yvette Bristle
"Rock And Roll Never Forgets," Bob SegerOf course not! Music has no memory.Yvette Bristle
"Rock And Roll Stew," TrafficStew made out of form of music doesn't sound good.Peter
"Rock And Roll Suicide," David BowieYou cannot kill yourself with musicSusanna Viljanen
"Rock Candy," MontroseCandy is not made from rocks.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Rock City," RiotNo city is made only of rocks.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Rock Dog," RavenNo animal is made of rock.Yvette Bristle
"Rock Dreams," PreludeRocks are incapable of dreaming.Yvette Bristle
"Rock Is Dead," Marilyn MansonRocks can't die and rock the genre will never die.CDD
"Rock Lobster," B-52'sLobsters aren't made of rock or play Rock Music.Peter
"Rock Me Amadeus," FalcoMozart can't come back from dead to 'Rock' anyone!Peter
"Rock Me In The Cradle Of Love," Dee Dee SharpLove isn't a cradle.Yvette Bristle
"Rock N' Roll (Will Take You To The Mountain)," SkrillexMusic is incapable of transportation.Tommy
"Rock Rebellion," Bang CamaroRocks are incapable of rebelling.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Rock This Town," Stray CatsTowns cannot be neither tilted nor stoned.Susanna Viljanen
"Rock You Like A Hurricane," The Scorpionshurricanes don't rock youRich
"Rockdance," KalyanRocks don't dance.Yvette Bristle
"Rocket Man," Elton JohnNo man is made from a rocketPeter
"Rocket Man," Elton JohnNo man can literally be a rocket.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Rocket Queen," Guns N' RosesA rocket cannot reign over anything.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Rocketown," Michael W. SmithNo town exists with that name.Odie Garfield
"The Rockin Pneumonia And The Boogie Woogie Flu," Johnny RiversThere are no such diseasesLucinda Blair
"Rockin' All Over The World," John FogertyNot everywhere.Yvette Bristle
"Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree," Brenda LeeIf you did that, you would knock the tree downChristy McDaniel
"Rockin' Robin," Jackson 5Robins can't rock.J.
"Rockin' Shoes," The Ames BrothersShoes don't rock; just their wearer rocks in them.Jacqui O'Day
"Rockin' Through The Rye," Bill Haley & His CometsIt is impossible to throw stones through grain.Susanna Viljanen
"Rocks In My Head," Susan RayePeople don't have rocks in their heads.Yvette Bristle
"Rocks In My Head," Susan RayeIOW, Susan, you must be out of your mindIsac
"Rocky Raccoon," The BeatlesRaccoons aren't rockySarah
"Roll Back the Tombstone," Crowded HouseYou can't roll back a tombstone!Annie
"Roll Over Beethoven," The BeatlesNo he won't. Not now!FussBudget
"Romance Of Two Planets," Sun RaCelestial bodies are incapable of loving.Yvette Bristle
"Room A Thousand Years Wide," SoundgardenYears are a measurement of time, not area.Luke
"The Root of All Evil," Abney ParkEvil doesn't have rootsJanine
"Royal Garden Blues," Branford MarsalisGardens are incapable of emotions.Yvette Bristle
"The Rub Of Love," Chagall GuevaraLove is an emotion and does not rub.Yvette Bristle
"Rubberband Girl," Kate BushGirls can never be constructed of rubber bands.Jess
"Rubberband Man," SpinnersMen aren't made of rubberJD
"Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer," Gene AutrySorry, but no reindeers have red noses.Melanie Bianca Green
"Ruled By My Heart," Jim PhotogloHearts are incapable of ruling.Yvette Bristle
"Ruler Of My Heart," Mother EarthHearts have no rulers.Yvette Bristle
"Run Away Little Tears," Connie SmithTears can't run away.Yvette Bristle
"Run Like A Gun," Rocket ScienceGuns can't run.Candy Welty
"Run Like Hell," Pink FloydHow does Hell run?Peter
"Run Through The Jungle," Creedence Clearwater RevivalIt is impossible to run through a thicketSusanna Viljanen
"Runaway Dreams," Mama's BoysDreams don't run away.Yvette Bristle
"Runnin' With The Devil," Van HalenHow does the devil run?Peter
"Running Down A Dream," Tom Petty & The HeartbreakersLast I heard, dreams were mental, not physical.Larcen Tyler
"Running Gun," Marty RobbinsGuns can't run.Heather Brockwell
"Running To Stand Still," U2Moving is not standing stilltom violence
"Running With The Night," Lionel RichieNights can't run with people.Candy Welty
"Rusty Moon," AmorphisThe moon cannot be rusty.weird kid106

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